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Blue_Inigo
08/11/17 9:39:19 PM
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He's also very talkative and gave me his card.

Pls help I'm gonna be with him for almost an hour
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LArcEnCieIX
08/11/17 9:39:50 PM
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haw haw
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uwnim
08/11/17 9:40:05 PM
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Hire him to advise you financially. It is the only option.
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--kresnik--
08/11/17 9:40:31 PM
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Does he smell bad? If not, you got lucky, I think.
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Blue_Inigo
08/11/17 9:40:51 PM
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He smells alright
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NurseRedHeart
08/11/17 9:41:52 PM
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Do you have any significant finances for investing or are you ones of those millenials?
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1337toothbrush
08/11/17 9:42:29 PM
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Sounds like he needs financial advice.
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Blue_Inigo
08/11/17 9:43:43 PM
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NurseRedHeart posted...
Do you have any significant finances for investing or are you ones of those millenials?

What do you mean one of those?
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zakkkkkkk
08/11/17 9:44:28 PM
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I had a Lyft driver telling me he was an entrepreneur with investments already funded for his company and that he was going to be a self-made millionaire within one year and gave me his contact info. telling me to contact him a year later so that he can fly me in with his private jet for some good time.

True story.
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Drpooplol
08/11/17 10:17:05 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Sounds like he needs financial advice.

Nothing wrong with hustling two jobs. He's probably gotten some extra clients doing this too.
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