Current Events > 1 Billion Dollars but you have to get a dick and balls tattoo on your face

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Vindris_SNH
08/11/17 4:12:18 PM
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The dick and balls tattoo will look ultra-realistic. The balls will start on your chin and the shaft will run up the center of your face, the head of the penis being planted firmly in the middle of your forehead. You can not ever remove the tattoo, and it must always be at least visible enough for anyone to easily identify what it is.

Would you make this deal for 1 billion dollars?
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ChromaticAngel
08/11/17 4:13:12 PM
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Sure I have one billion dollars.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/11/17 4:14:15 PM
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Yup. I just wear face masks and act like its a fashion choice.
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BettyWhite
08/11/17 4:14:31 PM
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Sure. It's not like it'll prevent me from getting laid.
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ArtVandelay
08/11/17 4:14:52 PM
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sure I'll just wear some funny mask when I'm around people. bam. billionaire.
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Vindris_SNH
08/11/17 4:14:58 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Yup. I just wear face masks and act like its a fashion choice.

Vindris_SNH posted...
You can not ever remove the tattoo, and it must always be at least visible enough for anyone to easily identify what it is.

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Vindris_SNH
08/11/17 4:16:16 PM
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ArtVandelay posted...
sure I'll just wear some funny mask when I'm around people. bam. billionaire.


Another reading fail.

A mask that covers up the tattoo to the point where people can not easily identify it is not allowed, as clearly stated by the OP.
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Kid_Buu
08/11/17 4:17:48 PM
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i wonder what was the edit in the OP?
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Vindris_SNH
08/11/17 4:20:47 PM
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Kid_Buu posted...
i wonder what was the edit in the OP?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75661123/884601233
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Kid_Buu
08/11/17 4:22:51 PM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
Kid_Buu posted...
i wonder what was the edit in the OP?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75661123/884601233

ah.

id probably take the money honestly.
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