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Tadamoto19 08/10/17 4:28:58 PM #1: |
1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the fuck are we supposed to know which girl is you?
2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish. 3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip. 4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you. 5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either. 6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SomeLikeItHoth 08/10/17 4:30:24 PM #2: |
Great tips. Especially number four.
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boxington 08/10/17 4:31:34 PM #4: |
imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself.
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Kaname_Madoka 08/10/17 4:32:04 PM #5: |
boxington posted...
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Kaname_Madoka 08/10/17 4:32:22 PM #6: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? jesus h christ --- Drawn for me by | Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg | Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg | ShinobiNinjaX: https://imgur.com/bPb5vEV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenshock 08/10/17 4:32:59 PM #7: |
I remember I was with a girl once and she showed me a picture of a
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SomeLikeItHoth 08/10/17 4:33:57 PM #8: |
7. If you're fat please post visible pictures of your fatness. No bull shit angles. I'm not about to waste my precious right swipes on someone I think is skinny.
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frozenshock 08/10/17 4:34:34 PM #9: |
I remember I was with a girl once and she showed me a picture of a little kid and when I asked who it was she said "that's my son" and I was like "oh..." then she was like "j/k it's my nephew"
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EyeWontBeFooled 08/10/17 4:35:48 PM #10: |
Kaname_Madoka posted...
boxington posted...imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself. --- You come up with something better! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 08/10/17 4:36:58 PM #11: |
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...boxington posted...imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArtVandelay 08/10/17 4:51:05 PM #12: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters agreed Tadamoto19 posted... 3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip you're such a bitter virgin smfh Tadamoto19 posted... 4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you. That's true. she's already got one kid. she doesn't need you too. Tadamoto19 posted... 5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either. you're SUCH a damn bitter virgin smfh Tadamoto19 posted... 6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? what is this I don't even --- Vandelay Industries Importing & Exporting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Samurontai 08/10/17 4:51:55 PM #13: |
This gimmick is bad
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NES4EVER 08/10/17 4:53:45 PM #14: |
Pretty bad when even George costanza can rip on you unironically.
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Vyrulisse 08/10/17 4:54:06 PM #15: |
TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything.
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Silver Bearings 08/10/17 4:54:35 PM #16: |
This had potential, but then the actual post happened.
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ArtVandelay 08/10/17 4:54:44 PM #17: |
NES4EVER posted...
Pretty bad when even George costanza can rip on you unironically. XD! --- Vandelay Industries Importing & Exporting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gna647 08/10/17 4:55:20 PM #18: |
1. If i like any of the girls in the group photo ill swipe right. And if i match and she messages me, and its NOT the girl i like. I'll say "oops, thought you were your friend on the very right, is she single?"
they'll learn after that 2. agreed 3.debatable. Im okay with face piercings 4.i'm also okay with kids and i dont mind if they tell me on the first date. 5. also debatable, i think some tattoos are sexy 6.this is a troll topic --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tadamoto19 08/10/17 5:09:53 PM #19: |
Vyrulisse posted...
TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything. I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vyrulisse 08/10/17 5:17:17 PM #20: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything. Yeah okay. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopMcgee420 08/10/17 5:24:03 PM #21: |
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
7. If you're fat please post visible pictures of your fatness. No bull shit angles. I'm not about to waste my precious right swipes on someone I think is skinny. Called asking for a body shot --- "Larry Brown has never won a championship." - bond21 Trump is my president. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 08/10/17 5:26:27 PM #22: |
boxington posted...
imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself. savage --- Ave, true to Caesar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muflaggin 08/10/17 5:40:13 PM #23: |
First two points are actually valid tbqh.
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Frolex 08/10/17 5:56:27 PM #24: |
7. If TC messages you, please screenshot it and post it on CE so we can laugh at him
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Kaname_Madoka 08/10/17 6:14:09 PM #25: |
serious what the fuck with number 6
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PtlessAgmnts 08/12/17 12:42:54 AM #26: |
Frolex posted...
7. If TC messages you, please screenshot it and post it on CE so we can laugh at him This ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apocalyptic_4 08/12/17 12:59:55 AM #27: |
6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? That escalated quickly --- PSN: Adrian396 XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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zeldalullaby021 08/12/17 1:05:42 AM #28: |
.....so if my cat is in a photo, I'm good?
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Xenozoa425 08/12/17 2:27:59 AM #29: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures. And you lost all respect and credibility from everyone else by doing so. --- PSN: tehross425 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LepartialJury 08/13/17 9:04:42 PM #30: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the fuck are we supposed to know which girl is you? Suspended User Since: Jul 2017 Karma: 21 Active Posts: 51 Total Badges: 6 --- Simple-straight-narrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 08/13/17 9:11:39 PM #31: |
LepartialJury posted...
Tadamoto19 posted...1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the fuck are we supposed to know which girl is you? No surprises here but I do agree about #4. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE-Asked4This 08/13/17 9:16:07 PM #32: |
LepartialJury posted...
Suspended I assume he'll be back with the account "Tadamoto20" soon --- Sigless User Logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExtremeLuchador 08/13/17 9:19:38 PM #33: |
If you're over 30 and dating good luck finding anybody who doesn't have a kid.
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Offworlder1 08/13/17 9:45:36 PM #34: |
ExtremeLuchador posted...
If you're over 30 and dating good luck finding anybody who doesn't have a kid. Done this and both the girlfriend and our mistress don't have kids, I am 30 years old so yeah this is false. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MoreRpgs 08/13/17 9:48:29 PM #35: |
All good ones
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Kaname_Madoka 08/14/17 1:00:55 AM #36: |
someoneshould just make tadamoto21
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YourDrunkFather 08/14/17 1:10:19 AM #37: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything. Then maybe you should work on your appearance instead of lying to people fuckboy --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TimePharaoh 08/14/17 3:09:08 AM #38: |
It's ironic because they can do literally anything and get matches. You can't even look like you lulz
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LepartialJury 08/14/17 8:07:20 PM #39: |
CE-Asked4This posted...
LepartialJury posted...Suspended You were right on the money --- Simple-straight-narrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tadamoto21 08/16/17 11:36:08 PM #40: |
I'm surprised that this is still here. Anyway, I thought of another one:
7. Don't have any men in your profile picture with you. He might be your brother or male friend, but we don't know that. So we are going to assume that you're having sex with him and not swipe right on you. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XT3M3 08/16/17 11:42:16 PM #41: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the fuck are we supposed to know which girl is you? Tadamoto19 posted...
these 3 yes. the others are a preference that can be labeled petty. but these 3 are perfectly reasonable --- Brooklyn MADE. Lets go NETS,ISLES,YANKS,GIANTS YT: Ownal0t. i can probably lock you up in a game of 1 on 1 ^_^ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syntheticon 08/17/17 1:31:48 AM #42: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish. Thankyou. I'm glad it's not just me. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syntheticon 08/17/17 1:34:45 AM #43: |
ArtVandelay posted...
Tadamoto19 posted...2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters You da real MVP. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tadamoto21 08/17/17 1:49:22 AM #44: |
I added a number 7 on post #40
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Darmik 08/17/17 1:53:22 AM #46: |
Syntheticon posted...
Tadamoto19 posted...2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish. Remember that this guy is a catfish --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 08/17/17 1:57:08 AM #47: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything. Girls gotta not mention they have kids to get guys to talk to them. What's with the double standard? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tadamoto21 08/17/17 2:12:37 AM #48: |
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Why is someone whose dick is drier than the Sahara Desert trying to give online dating tips Hey a few guys agreed on a couple of my points --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Malfurion 08/17/17 2:17:20 AM #49: |
I have hots for any girl has a small tattoo on her tits or bum.
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ClockworkHare 08/17/17 2:18:06 AM #50: |
Tadamoto19 posted...
6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? Fair. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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