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Tadamoto19
08/10/17 4:28:58 PM
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1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the fuck are we supposed to know which girl is you?

2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish.

3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip.

4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you.

5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either.

6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality?
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SomeLikeItHoth
08/10/17 4:30:24 PM
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Great tips. Especially number four.
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boxington
08/10/17 4:31:34 PM
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imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself.
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Kaname_Madoka
08/10/17 4:32:04 PM
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boxington posted...
imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself.

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Kaname_Madoka
08/10/17 4:32:22 PM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality?

jesus h christ
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frozenshock
08/10/17 4:32:59 PM
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I remember I was with a girl once and she showed me a picture of a
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SomeLikeItHoth
08/10/17 4:33:57 PM
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7. If you're fat please post visible pictures of your fatness. No bull shit angles. I'm not about to waste my precious right swipes on someone I think is skinny.
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frozenshock
08/10/17 4:34:34 PM
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I remember I was with a girl once and she showed me a picture of a little kid and when I asked who it was she said "that's my son" and I was like "oh..." then she was like "j/k it's my nephew"
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EyeWontBeFooled
08/10/17 4:35:48 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
boxington posted...
imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself.

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Axiom
08/10/17 4:36:58 PM
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
boxington posted...
imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself.
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ArtVandelay
08/10/17 4:51:05 PM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters

agreed

Tadamoto19 posted...
3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip

you're such a bitter virgin smfh


Tadamoto19 posted...
4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you.

That's true. she's already got one kid. she doesn't need you too.

Tadamoto19 posted...
5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either.

you're SUCH a damn bitter virgin smfh

Tadamoto19 posted...
6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality?

what is this I don't even
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Samurontai
08/10/17 4:51:55 PM
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NES4EVER
08/10/17 4:53:45 PM
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Pretty bad when even George costanza can rip on you unironically.
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Vyrulisse
08/10/17 4:54:06 PM
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TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything.
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Silver Bearings
08/10/17 4:54:35 PM
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This had potential, but then the actual post happened.
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ArtVandelay
08/10/17 4:54:44 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
Pretty bad when even George costanza can rip on you unironically.

XD!
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gna647
08/10/17 4:55:20 PM
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1. If i like any of the girls in the group photo ill swipe right. And if i match and she messages me, and its NOT the girl i like. I'll say "oops, thought you were your friend on the very right, is she single?"

they'll learn after that

2. agreed
3.debatable. Im okay with face piercings
4.i'm also okay with kids and i dont mind if they tell me on the first date.
5. also debatable, i think some tattoos are sexy
6.this is a troll topic
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Tadamoto19
08/10/17 5:09:53 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything.

I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures.
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Vyrulisse
08/10/17 5:17:17 PM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything.

I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures.

Yeah okay.
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PoopMcgee420
08/10/17 5:24:03 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
7. If you're fat please post visible pictures of your fatness. No bull shit angles. I'm not about to waste my precious right swipes on someone I think is skinny.


Called asking for a body shot
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chill02
08/10/17 5:26:27 PM
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boxington posted...
imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself.


savage
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Muflaggin
08/10/17 5:40:13 PM
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First two points are actually valid tbqh.
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Frolex
08/10/17 5:56:27 PM
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7. If TC messages you, please screenshot it and post it on CE so we can laugh at him
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Kaname_Madoka
08/10/17 6:14:09 PM
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serious what the fuck with number 6
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PtlessAgmnts
08/12/17 12:42:54 AM
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Frolex posted...
7. If TC messages you, please screenshot it and post it on CE so we can laugh at him

This
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apocalyptic_4
08/12/17 12:59:55 AM
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6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality?


That escalated quickly
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zeldalullaby021
08/12/17 1:05:42 AM
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.....so if my cat is in a photo, I'm good?
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Xenozoa425
08/12/17 2:27:59 AM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures.

And you lost all respect and credibility from everyone else by doing so.
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LepartialJury
08/13/17 9:04:42 PM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the fuck are we supposed to know which girl is you?

2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish.

3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip.

4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you.

5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either.

6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality?


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Offworlder1
08/13/17 9:11:39 PM
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LepartialJury posted...
Tadamoto19 posted...
1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the fuck are we supposed to know which girl is you?

2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish.

3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip.

4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you.

5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either.

6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality?


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No surprises here but I do agree about #4.
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CE-Asked4This
08/13/17 9:16:07 PM
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LepartialJury posted...
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I assume he'll be back with the account "Tadamoto20" soon
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ExtremeLuchador
08/13/17 9:19:38 PM
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If you're over 30 and dating good luck finding anybody who doesn't have a kid.
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Offworlder1
08/13/17 9:45:36 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
If you're over 30 and dating good luck finding anybody who doesn't have a kid.

Done this and both the girlfriend and our mistress don't have kids, I am 30 years old so yeah this is false.
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MoreRpgs
08/13/17 9:48:29 PM
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All good ones
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Kaname_Madoka
08/14/17 1:00:55 AM
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someoneshould just make tadamoto21
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YourDrunkFather
08/14/17 1:10:19 AM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything.

I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures.


Then maybe you should work on your appearance instead of lying to people fuckboy
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TimePharaoh
08/14/17 3:09:08 AM
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It's ironic because they can do literally anything and get matches. You can't even look like you lulz
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LepartialJury
08/14/17 8:07:20 PM
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CE-Asked4This posted...
LepartialJury posted...
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I assume he'll be back with the account "Tadamoto20" soon

You were right on the money
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Tadamoto21
08/16/17 11:36:08 PM
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I'm surprised that this is still here. Anyway, I thought of another one:

7. Don't have any men in your profile picture with you. He might be your brother or male friend, but we don't know that. So we are going to assume that you're having sex with him and not swipe right on you.
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XT3M3
08/16/17 11:42:16 PM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the fuck are we supposed to know which girl is you?

2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish.

Tadamoto19 posted...

4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you.



these 3 yes. the others are a preference that can be labeled petty. but these 3 are perfectly reasonable
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Syntheticon
08/17/17 1:31:48 AM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish.

Thankyou. I'm glad it's not just me.
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Syntheticon
08/17/17 1:34:45 AM
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ArtVandelay posted...
Tadamoto19 posted...
2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters

agreed

Tadamoto19 posted...
3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip

you're such a bitter virgin smfh


Tadamoto19 posted...
4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you.

That's true. she's already got one kid. she doesn't need you too.

Tadamoto19 posted...
5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either.

you're SUCH a damn bitter virgin smfh

Tadamoto19 posted...
6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality?

what is this I don't even

You da real MVP.
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Tadamoto21
08/17/17 1:49:22 AM
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Darmik
08/17/17 1:53:22 AM
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Syntheticon posted...
Tadamoto19 posted...
2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish.

Thankyou. I'm glad it's not just me.


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marthsheretoo
08/17/17 1:57:08 AM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything.

I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures.


Girls gotta not mention they have kids to get guys to talk to them. What's with the double standard?
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Tadamoto21
08/17/17 2:12:37 AM
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Conflict posted...
Why is someone whose dick is drier than the Sahara Desert trying to give online dating tips

Hey a few guys agreed on a couple of my points
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Malfurion
08/17/17 2:17:20 AM
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I have hots for any girl has a small tattoo on her tits or bum.
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ClockworkHare
08/17/17 2:18:06 AM
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Tadamoto19 posted...
6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality?

Fair.

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