Current Events > You owned your car for four years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad!

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Kitt
08/08/17 11:13:48 PM
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And then you totalled him...
You two had been through everything together. Two boyfriends, three jobs. You're like, "Nothing can replace Brad!"

Then Liberty Mutual calls.
And you break into your happy dance!
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__aCEr__
08/08/17 11:14:35 PM
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Bitch didn't deserve Brad.
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chill02
08/08/17 11:14:57 PM
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did you just assume your car's gender
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Bloodychess
08/08/17 11:15:26 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Bitch didn't deserve Brad.

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese
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electricbugs2
08/08/17 11:17:40 PM
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My next car will not be named Brad.
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Kitt
08/08/17 11:19:09 PM
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chill02 posted...
did you just assume your car's gender

>.>
<.<
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Offworlder1
08/08/17 11:25:53 PM
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Fuck that lame ass car Brad.
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SK8T3R215
08/08/17 11:28:22 PM
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What a shitty employee 3 jobs in four years
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TheDarkCircle
08/08/17 11:30:17 PM
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YESTERDAY?! Yesterday, you said you'd call Sears.

I'll call today

You'll call now...

... I'll call now :)
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Paper_Okami
08/08/17 11:37:38 PM
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I was best friends with the CEO of Liberty Mutual's daughter for a couple years.

Then she became (more of) a bitch.
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Kitt
08/09/17 1:13:29 AM
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Bloodychess
08/09/17 1:16:50 AM
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Got that crazy eye
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Kitt
08/09/17 9:43:47 AM
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Bloodychess posted...
Got that crazy eye

I mean, I'm sure Brad loved it.
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