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AlBundy33
08/07/17 8:08:38 PM
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I'm going to assume it is because I just had surgery to remove my gallbladder, and I've been on quite a bit of medications, as well as anesthesia.
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mustachedmystic
08/07/17 8:48:11 PM
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Yup, painkillers can cause killer constipation. I was in the hospital a couple of weeks ago, and I was constipated like I never have been before. Luckily Advil proved to be strong enough, and was able to stop the prescription painkillers.
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frozenshock
08/07/17 8:48:54 PM
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Could be worse.

The North Korea propaganda machine says Kim Jong-Un never pooped in his life.

Why do you think he's so big? Hint: it's not fat.
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Ivynn
08/07/17 8:49:35 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Could be worse.

The North Korea propaganda machine says Kim Jong-Un never pooped in his life.

Why do you think he's so big? Hint: it's not fat.


No wonder he's full of shit. *rimshot*
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ImmortalHogRide
08/07/17 8:51:25 PM
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The first week or so of bootcamp I didn't shit. Hurt like hell when it finally happened.
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JSancton
08/07/17 8:53:51 PM
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ImmortalHogRide posted...
The first week or so of bootcamp I didn't shit. Hurt like hell when it finally happened.


Ugh those MREs did horrible things to my body. I destroyed many a toilets after a week or so eating nothing but them.
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ImmortalHogRide
08/07/17 10:06:12 PM
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JSancton posted...
ImmortalHogRide posted...
The first week or so of bootcamp I didn't shit. Hurt like hell when it finally happened.


Ugh those MREs did horrible things to my body. I destroyed many a toilets after a week or so eating nothing but them.

The peanut butter and cheese spreads made it even worse.
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