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Romulox28
08/07/17 10:45:21 AM
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on friday, I went to wawa, bought a 10 inch sub, and while i was stopped at a red light, i ate the entire thing
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foreveraIone
08/07/17 10:45:48 AM
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Only 10 inches what a wuss
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GOOMFalse
08/07/17 10:46:23 AM
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What did you eat
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Romulox28
08/07/17 10:48:57 AM
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GOOMFalse posted...
What did you eat

turkey submarine sandwich

foreveraIone posted...
Only 10 inches what a wuss

thats what your mom said to me last night ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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SSJGrimReaper
08/07/17 10:51:20 AM
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I hope that it was an italian sub
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Mikablu
08/07/17 10:51:51 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
thats what your mom said to me last night ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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frozenshock
08/07/17 10:56:52 AM
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Mikablu posted...
Romulox28 posted...
thats what your mom said to me last night ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

/facepalm


/facehammer
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lww99
08/07/17 10:58:06 AM
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I've heard good things about WaWa. You from Jersey?

People usually compare it to Sheetz.
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drunkmuggle
08/07/17 10:58:13 AM
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Damn, I want to Go to Wawa and eat an entire 10 inch sub before I pay for it
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ManLink4321
08/07/17 11:01:34 AM
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Only 10 inches?
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Romulox28
08/07/17 11:03:41 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Mikablu posted...
Romulox28 posted...
thats what your mom said to me last night ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

/facepalm


/facehammer

that's what your mom called me last night while we were having sex at the sex club (her nickname for my penis is face hammer because im always hitting her in the face with it (sexual thing, not an abuse thing) and it comes down upon her jaw with the force of a hammer)
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frozenshock
08/07/17 11:53:38 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
frozenshock posted...
Mikablu posted...
Romulox28 posted...
thats what your mom said to me last night ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

/facepalm


/facehammer

that's what your mom called me last night while we were having sex at the sex club (her nickname for my penis is face hammer because im always hitting her in the face with it (sexual thing, not an abuse thing) and it comes down upon her jaw with the force of a hammer)


You have a thing for fat old ladies? I prefer hot young girls, but you take what you can get I guess.
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DevsBro
08/07/17 12:00:06 PM
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I could believe it. There's a traffic light I can think of where you could probably eat a whole 10 inch sub and still have more than half your time left, if you're going left.

Legit text conversation I had one night.

DevsBro: Be there in a minute, sitting at light getting off the freeway.
Friend: K.
*minutes pass*
DevsBro: Still red.
Friend: I was wondering.
*minutes pass*
DevsBro: Wow they weren't kidding when they said they would be adusting the timing on these lights.
Friend: Tradfic has been better on *highway I was turning onto*, at least.


Then it finally changed.
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