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foreveraIone
08/05/17 7:09:13 AM
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I mean post crisis CM who can lift up 2728493886266171 tons and laugh off nukes.

Mortal form you is still vulnerable as shit.
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kkTheKiller42
08/05/17 7:11:06 AM
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SHAZAM

Literally the perfect disguise, no one will ever suspect a brown Filipino man to be the tall, buff white super hero
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Irony
08/05/17 7:17:34 AM
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Powers

Why have 8 billion dollars when you can have the world and bitches?
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foreveraIone
08/05/17 7:20:14 AM
#4:


Irony posted...
Powers

Why have 8 billion dollars when you can have the world and bitches?

When mortal they can kill you.

You can't bang unless mortal.
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Irony
08/05/17 7:21:39 AM
#5:


You misunderstand my power
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1NfamousACE_2
08/05/17 7:52:00 AM
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Someone might try to kill me as a slept as Captain Marvel as I'd be an evil criminal.

So definitely the money
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PoopMcgee420
08/05/17 7:52:35 AM
#7:


Powers easily
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Irony
08/05/17 7:52:53 AM
#8:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Someone might try to kill me as a slept as Captain Marvel as I'd be an evil criminal.

So definitely the money

Yeah but you'd use the money to be an evil criminal too
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PoopMcgee420
08/05/17 7:53:17 AM
#9:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Someone might try to kill me as a slept as Captain Marvel as I'd be an evil criminal.

So definitely the money


Yes because no one was ever killed over money.....

@1NfamousACE_2 lmfao
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PoopMcgee420
08/05/17 7:53:55 AM
#10:


foreveraIone posted...
Irony posted...
Powers

Why have 8 billion dollars when you can have the world and bitches?

When mortal they can kill you.

You can't bang unless mortal.

Does 8 billion make me invulnerable or something
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Irony
08/05/17 7:54:29 AM
#11:


PoopMcgee420 posted...
foreveraIone posted...
Irony posted...
Powers

Why have 8 billion dollars when you can have the world and bitches?

When mortal they can kill you.

You can't bang unless mortal.

Does 8 billion make me invulnerable or something

Build some kind of powersuit
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stone
08/05/17 7:55:51 AM
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Irony posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
foreveraIone posted...
Irony posted...
Powers

Why have 8 billion dollars when you can have the world and bitches?

When mortal they can kill you.

You can't bang unless mortal.

Does 8 billion make me invulnerable or something

Build some kind of powersuit

Iron Man by day, Captain Marvel by night, or something?
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Irony
08/05/17 7:56:24 AM
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Wut
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pegusus123456
08/05/17 8:00:00 AM
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There's actually a comic called Miracleman where one of the villains is a kid who has powers similar to Captain Marvel. He spent decades in his superpowered persona; the power went to his head and he became an unstable sociopath.
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1NfamousACE_2
08/05/17 8:00:45 AM
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PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Someone might try to kill me as a slept as Captain Marvel as I'd be an evil criminal.

So definitely the money


Yes because no one was ever killed over money.....

@1NfamousACE_2 lmfao


Not if you're not flashy

No one's running up in Bill Gates house to rob him
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Kajagogo
08/05/17 8:07:32 AM
#16:


The money.
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PoopMcgee420
08/05/17 12:29:37 PM
#17:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Someone might try to kill me as a slept as Captain Marvel as I'd be an evil criminal.

So definitely the money


Yes because no one was ever killed over money.....

@1NfamousACE_2 lmfao


Not if you're not flashy

No one's running up in Bill Gates house to rob him


No one is running up to Superman trying to rob him either.
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PoopMcgee420
08/05/17 12:30:13 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
. He spent decades in his superpowered persona; the power went to his head and he became an unstable sociopath.


So Black Adam
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1NfamousACE_2
08/05/17 12:42:06 PM
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PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Someone might try to kill me as a slept as Captain Marvel as I'd be an evil criminal.

So definitely the money


Yes because no one was ever killed over money.....

@1NfamousACE_2 lmfao


Not if you're not flashy

No one's running up in Bill Gates house to rob him


No one is running up to Superman trying to rob him either.


He's also not mortal when he's Clark Kent, he's still Superman. In this scenario, when you don't have the power, you can be killed.
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Irony
08/05/17 12:43:44 PM
#20:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Someone might try to kill me as a slept as Captain Marvel as I'd be an evil criminal.

So definitely the money


Yes because no one was ever killed over money.....

@1NfamousACE_2 lmfao


Not if you're not flashy

No one's running up in Bill Gates house to rob him


No one is running up to Superman trying to rob him either.


He's also not mortal when he's Clark Kent, he's still Superman. In this scenario, when you don't have the power, you can be killed.

Yeah but when they run up to me in my mortal form and try to rob me I'll scream SHAZAAAAM or whatever my name is and then murder the fuck out of them
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Skye Reynolds
08/05/17 12:45:09 PM
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If I had the powers of Captain Marvel, I'd strong arm Marvel into surrendering the rights to my name.

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PoopMcgee420
08/05/17 12:48:26 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Someone might try to kill me as a slept as Captain Marvel as I'd be an evil criminal.

So definitely the money


Yes because no one was ever killed over money.....

@1NfamousACE_2 lmfao


Not if you're not flashy

No one's running up in Bill Gates house to rob him


No one is running up to Superman trying to rob him either.


He's also not mortal when he's Clark Kent, he's still Superman. In this scenario, when you don't have the power, you can be killed.


And u can always be killed as the billionaire
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1NfamousACE_2
08/05/17 12:49:41 PM
#23:


Irony posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Someone might try to kill me as a slept as Captain Marvel as I'd be an evil criminal.

So definitely the money


Yes because no one was ever killed over money.....

@1NfamousACE_2 lmfao


Not if you're not flashy

No one's running up in Bill Gates house to rob him


No one is running up to Superman trying to rob him either.


He's also not mortal when he's Clark Kent, he's still Superman. In this scenario, when you don't have the power, you can be killed.

Yeah but when they run up to me in my mortal form and try to rob me I'll scream SHAZAAAAM or whatever my name is and then murder the fuck out of them


How about as you sleep?
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Irony
08/05/17 12:51:46 PM
#24:


Why would I sleep?
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PoopMcgee420
08/05/17 12:52:54 PM
#25:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...



How about as you sleep?


You can literally sleep wherever the fuck u want...u can build any type of security lol
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1NfamousACE_2
08/05/17 12:55:14 PM
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Irony posted...
Why would I sleep?


You can't be in Shazam mode all the time, could you?

You'd eventually get tired.
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Mistere Man
08/05/17 12:55:47 PM
#27:


The Powers please I could really use them about now.
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Irony
08/05/17 12:56:16 PM
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One of the powers of Shazam is unlimited stamina/immunity to fatigue
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1NfamousACE_2
08/05/17 12:58:21 PM
#29:


Irony posted...
One of the powers of Shazam is unlimited stamina/immunity to fatigue


Doesn't he lose his power if he gets beat up enough though?
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Irony
08/05/17 12:58:57 PM
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How does someone with invulnerability get beat up
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1NfamousACE_2
08/05/17 1:04:04 PM
#31:


Irony posted...
How does someone with invulnerability get beat up


Well shit, why do they have comics for him if he doesn't get beat up?
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stone
08/05/17 1:04:49 PM
#32:


Irony posted...
How does someone with invulnerability get beat up

Plot devices.
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Irony
08/05/17 1:05:16 PM
#33:


I don't know why do they have comics of pre-crisis Superman when he's like a million times stronger than Captain Marvel
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PoopMcgee420
08/05/17 1:10:08 PM
#34:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Irony posted...
How does someone with invulnerability get beat up


Well shit, why do they have comics for him if he doesn't get beat up?


None of those people would be in this world
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Uncle_Drew
08/05/17 1:13:12 PM
#35:


Easily money, it's $8 billion I don't need no superpowers lol
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Sami1000
08/05/17 1:24:33 PM
#36:


I'm only interested in either regeneration + longer life span, or power to cure anything, except death, for me and others. Any other power that would come with those is just a plus.

If CM, has neither those then i take the money.
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