Current Events > Would you give your gf's feet a blowjob?

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if she out of the blue said she was into that

Is her toes suddenly just dicks? If not, then no.
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Eww no
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Unless she just stepped in dog shit, yeah.
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I would take my mouth and open it wide.
I would then ask my wife to lift one of her feet in the air (her choice, although there is a correct choice and she doesn't know that)
She will lift one of her feet into the air at this point
I will then re-gauge the size of the mouth opening to accomodate for the area of foot I am to blow
I will stick her foot into my mouth
I will go FUCKING HAM on this foot, you know what I'm talking about. I'm going to go all in on this like a porno addict opens his incognito window.
I will then slow down and begin slow sensual lickings while the foot is still inside of my mouth
She will start giggling because her foot is super ticklish
I will continue anyways, and she will begin to squirm from the tickling
The squirming will cause me to gag.
I will continue to lick as god intended.
Eventually the squirming will become too much and my gagging will turn into dry heaving.
Dry heaving never stopped me from anything, but my wife will suggest maybe I should stop.
I will go EVEN HAMMER. Good lord the amount of ham I am going at at this point is immeasurable.
The squirming is so extreme I vomit all over her foot
She forces her foot out of my mouth at a great velocity, this causes the vomit to projectile everywhere, including all over her.
We will start laughing so very hard.
We will go to sleep proud and accomplished.

Lick her feet and what not, yah, I've done it plenty of times.
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Nope.
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BuckVanHammer posted...

Nope.

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Dammit all I can think about is just going fucking DOWNTOWN now. You know?

The squirming is so extreme I vomit all over her foot
She forces her foot out of my mouth at a great velocity, this causes the vomit to projectile everywhere, including all over her.
We will start laughing so very hard.
We will go to sleep proud and accomplished.


The fuck?
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Yes
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I would take my mouth and open it wide.
I would then ask my wife to lift one of her feet in the air

Wi ya huh ih ee ai

That's roughly what is sounds like when I try to say "lift your foot in the air" with my mouth wide open."
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t_paynes_ghost posted...

Damn you really put some thought into this huh
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Lick her feet and what not, yah, I've done it plenty of times.

Kinky
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Lick her feet and what not, yah, I've done it plenty of times.

Kinky

Ehh, I don't know if I'd say it was kinky. Some girls love having their feet played with. And if they are on either side of my face, why not give them some attention.
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Dudes with feet fetish are like the oddest people ever. Feet smell it doesn't matter if the women has prinstine hygiene, her feet will smell after a long day at work, gym and or jogging. STAHP!
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Stick_1_2_3 posted...

Dudes with feet fetish are like the oddest people ever. Feet smell it doesn't matter if the women has prinstine hygiene, her feet will smell after a long day at work, gym and or jogging. STAHP!

...?

Panties smell too. That's the point, dude.
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I mean receiving feels decent tbh

Maybe would be better if I was attracted to the person but it was just some girl and I don't even like girls
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