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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 2:58:47 AM
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Tell me something
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GODTIER
08/04/17 3:01:13 AM
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Dragons were real but archeologists are conspiring with the government by putting dinosaur bones together incorrectly so they can say they were birds.
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 3:03:29 AM
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GODTIER posted...
Dragons were real but archeologists are conspiring with the government by putting dinosaur bones together incorrectly so they can say they were birds.

Tell me more.
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SF_Okami
08/04/17 3:05:06 AM
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I study sneaker history
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DarthAragorn
08/04/17 3:06:31 AM
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I popped dong
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A thousand eyes, and one.
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Flasbangs
08/04/17 3:06:57 AM
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Something
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"That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer
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GODTIER
08/04/17 3:07:19 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
GODTIER posted...
Dragons were real but archeologists are conspiring with the government by putting dinosaur bones together incorrectly so they can say they were birds.

Tell me more.


The reason they're doing it is so they can launch a massive Chic-Fil-A campaign using a chicken dinosaur as their mascot.

They don't like the eat more chikin movement as it encourages healthy decisions
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 3:08:02 AM
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SF_Okami posted...
I study sneaker history

Tell me something about sneakers.

Zurkon posted...
I'm secretly training to become a Hanzo main.

Tell me something about Hanzo.

DarthAragorn posted...
I popped dong

Tell me about your popped dong.

Flasbangs posted...
Something

Tell me
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SF_Okami
08/04/17 3:12:01 AM
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The Jordan 1 is often referred to as the "Banned" sneaker because Michael Jordan was allegedly not allowed to wear it due to the strict shoe regulations of the NBA at the time. Nike lies to us because that actually was not the Jordan 1, it was the Nike Air Ship. Nike also says the Jordan 31 is basically a redesign of the 1 and in the OG colorway (Bulls Red and Black) it says BANNED on the sole.

The Jordan 1 became one of the most popular shoes of all time, released in countless colors, materials, and models while the Air Ship was never remade or re-released after the Jordan days.
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 3:13:01 AM
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GODTIER posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
GODTIER posted...
Dragons were real but archeologists are conspiring with the government by putting dinosaur bones together incorrectly so they can say they were birds.

Tell me more.


The reason they're doing it is so they can launch a massive Chic-Fil-A campaign using a chicken dinosaur as their mascot.

They don't like the eat more chikin movement as it encourages healthy decisions


Tell me something about Chic-Fil-A
SF_Okami posted...
The Jordan 1 is often referred to as the "Banned" sneaker because Michael Jordan was allegedly not allowed to wear it due to the strict shoe regulations of the NBA at the time. Nike lies to us because that actually was not the Jordan 1, it was the Nike Air Ship. Nike also says the Jordan 31 is basically a redesign of the 1 and in the OG colorway (Bulls Red and Black) it says BANNED on the sole.

The Jordan 1 became one of the most popular shoes of all time, released in countless colors, materials, and models while the Air Ship was never remade or re-released after the Jordan days.

I'm learning so much.

Tell me something about Michael Jordan.
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Super Slash
08/04/17 3:16:13 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Tell me something about Hanzo.

At some point during Hanzo's childhood, he found a black salamander with deadly venom residing in his village. When it died, its venom sac was embedded into his body in the hopes of creating a venomous ninja who himself was immune to toxins. This required him to wear a mask constantly, in order to protect others from his venom-laced breath.[4] At some point after this, Hanzo became well known and renowned throughout the shinobi world, so much that enemies have been known to flee at the very sight of him.
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 3:18:29 AM
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Zurkon posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Tell me something about Hanzo.

He's a mid range bow and arrow sniper with a sonic arrow that gives you a short range radar. His scatter arrow can one shot most other heroes if you aim it correctly. Most people hate him because a skilled Hanzo can get headshots and easily hold back a team. His ultimate is a giant spirit dragon that flies directly forward and charges pretty quickly. Also, my Hanzo voice line is "I choose you, Spirit Dragon" because I love references and Pokemon.

I see.

Tell me something about Pokemon.

Super Slash posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Tell me something about Hanzo.

At some point during Hanzo's childhood, he found a black salamander with deadly venom residing in his village. When it died, its venom sac was embedded into his body in the hopes of creating a venomous ninja who himself was immune to toxins. This required him to wear a mask constantly, in order to protect others from his venom-laced breath.[4] At some point after this, Hanzo became well known and renowned throughout the shinobi world, so much that enemies have been known to flee at the very sight of him.

Interesting.

Tell me something about toxins.
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GODTIER
08/04/17 3:20:12 AM
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Sticky requested

@SBAllen
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Freddie_Mercury
08/04/17 3:21:23 AM
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oh you'll find out


I'm about to summon it
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RPGaddict28
08/04/17 3:22:32 AM
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You motherfuckers can't tell me nothing.
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SF_Okami
08/04/17 3:23:34 AM
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LeBron James has released many sneakers with varying results. One of the most infamous shoes was the LeBron 11. It was the only shoe that, after a few games, LeBron outright refused to wear due to the extremely sharp cut in the toe box. I have 2 pairs and know exactly how he felt. Basically the front of the shoe is cut so it kinda forms a point on the interior of the shoe, similar to a high heel but not nearly as bad. It made the shoe virtually unwearable for many people and impossible to play basketball in, which is a shame because it is one of the most beautiful shoes ever crafted by Nike, sadly the it is also the most painful shoe.
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 3:32:51 AM
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GODTIER posted...
Sticky requested

SBAllen

Tell me something about SBAllen

Freddie_Mercury posted...
oh you'll find out


I'm about to summon it

Tell me something about summoning.

RPGaddict28 posted...
You motherfuckers can't tell me nothing.

Tell me something about nothing.

SF_Okami posted...
LeBron James has released many sneakers with varying results. One of the most infamous shoes was the LeBron 11. It was the only shoe that, after a few games, LeBron outright refused to wear due to the extremely sharp cut in the toe box. I have 2 pairs and know exactly how he felt. Basically the front of the shoe is cut so it kinda forms a point on the interior of the shoe, similar to a high heel but not nearly as bad. It made the shoe virtually unwearable for many people and impossible to play basketball in, which is a shame because it is one of the most beautiful shoes ever crafted by Nike, sadly the it is also the most painful shoe.

Tell me something about LeBron James.

Zurkon posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Tell me something about Pokemon.

The Pokedex entry for Phantump is "According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest." That always seemed dark to me but it evolves into Trevanant and he's pretty cool. He also has an ability called Harvest which give you a 50% chance of recovering a berry each turn(100% under sunny day) which can be extremely useful.

Tell me something about the spirits of children.
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Freddie_Mercury
08/04/17 3:33:50 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Tell me something about summoning.



oh you'll find out


I'm about to summon it
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Super Slash
08/04/17 3:33:53 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Tell me something about toxins.

If you get near Sin, he spreads his toxins and it affects your memory. But contrary to what the characters think, Sin's toxin has nothing to do with why Tidus doesn't know anything.
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SF_Okami
08/04/17 3:36:20 AM
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LeBrons stats vary greatly depending on what combination of headband and arm sleeves he is wearing.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4037468/lebron.0.jpg
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 3:39:57 AM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Tell me something about summoning.



oh you'll find out


I'm about to summon it

Tell me something about finding out.

Super Slash posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Tell me something about toxins.

If you get near Sin, he spreads his toxins and it affects your memory. But contrary to what the characters think, Sin's toxin has nothing to do with why Tidus doesn't know anything.

Tell me something about Tidus.

SF_Okami posted...
LeBrons stats vary greatly depending on what combination of headband and arm sleeves he is wearing.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4037468/lebron.0.jpg

Tell me something about headbands.
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chill02
08/04/17 3:40:00 AM
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I'm melting
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Lagfile
08/04/17 3:48:46 AM
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Tell you something? Well, for me University starts yet again in like 2 weeks, for my last semester and I think when I return everyone is going to hate me.

I'm hoping that is not the case because I want to enjoy my last semester.
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 3:58:05 AM
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chill02 posted...
I'm melting

Tell me about the process of melting.


Lagfile posted...
Tell you something? Well, for me University starts yet again in like 2 weeks, for my last semester and I think when I return everyone is going to hate me.

I'm hoping that is not the case because I want to enjoy my last semester.

Tell me something about why you think everyone is gonna hate you.

Also , I too have Uni starting again in a couple weeks.
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Lagfile
08/04/17 4:06:18 AM
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Well, it's kind of a long story so you'll probably need to hear/read it, but I'll post what I think will happen.

I've been stuck in a carrer I don't like for almost 5 years now (this semester will be the 5th year), I wasn't even going to enter University at all, I've basically just acted as a different person for all the carrer to just remind that all I need to do is complete the carrer, due to what happened before entering. My one and only goal before was just finish the carrer. That's it.

I finally got someone to help me, so I'm going to be myself for this last semester. Which is pretty much different attitude to what I used to act.

No way I'm going to tell everyone what happened now that "I'm different", so everyone will be like "Oh man Lagfile used to be such a chill dude now he is an serious, boring ***hole" Which is I think how the majority will react.

I wasn't even trying to do something after University, until I got a little but of help from someone. Oh well, let's see how it rolls out.
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 4:20:46 AM
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Lagfile posted...
Well, it's kind of a long story so you'll probably need to hear/read it, but I'll post what I think will happen.

I've been stuck in a carrer I don't like for almost 5 years now (this semester will be the 5th year), I wasn't even going to enter University at all, I've basically just acted as a different person for all the carrer to just remind that all I need to do is complete the carrer, due to what happened before entering. My one and only goal before was just finish the carrer. That's it.

I finally got someone to help me, so I'm going to be myself for this last semester. Which is pretty much different attitude to what I used to act.

No way I'm going to tell everyone what happened now that "I'm different", so everyone will be like "Oh man Lagfile used to be such a chill dude now he is an serious, boring ***hole" Which is I think how the majority will react.

I wasn't even trying to do something after University, until I got a little but of help from someone. Oh well, let's see how it rolls out.

Well huh.

Tell me something about why you felt the need to act differently before if you didn't feel like that was yourself? I'm not sure I fully follow.
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 6:41:22 AM
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Tell me.
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ThePredominate
08/04/17 6:46:06 AM
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I smiled through this topic with some bemusement.
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Lagfile
08/04/17 12:40:05 PM
#32:


Sorry Waffle, my internet died. It's a very personal reason of why I decided to do that, and is a situation I just don't want to explain.

If after this, you still want to know, I'll post a shorty version of the events. If you don't want to know, I won't post nothing about it.

Edit: Some broken english that made 0 sense when read. Oops.
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Guy_Fieri
08/04/17 12:44:53 PM
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Let me tell you about burgers.
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 3:57:54 PM
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ThePredominate posted...
I smiled through this topic with some bemusement.

Tell me something about smiling.

Lagfile posted...
Sorry Waffle, my internet died. It's a very personal reason of why I decided to do that, and is a situation I just don't want to explain.

If after this, you still want to know, I'll post a shorty version of the events. If you don't want to know, I won't post nothing about it.

Edit: Some broken english that made 0 sense when read. Oops.

I actually genuinely am curious, but if you don't wanna talk about it, I get it.

Guy_Fieri posted...
Let me tell you about burgers.

Tell me something about Guy Fieri.
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DezCaughtIt
08/04/17 3:59:43 PM
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Oops! I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 4:02:26 PM
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DezCaughtIt posted...
Oops! I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong

Tell me something about condoms.
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DezCaughtIt
08/04/17 4:02:57 PM
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The sex don't feel good
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MACisBack
08/04/17 4:05:43 PM
#38:


Oh shoot, I keep forgetting to link you to my story, got a valid email address Waffle?
(story was about relationships, break ups, and all that crap I went through)

BTW, if I link you to the story please keep the contents to yourself and PM me if you have questions since this story is being re-built to be put on amazon and a few other sites when completed, but I'm willing to share my first rough draft with you.

Let me know if you're still interested.
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leebul
08/04/17 4:07:08 PM
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Tell me somethin', i need to know, then take my breath and never let it go
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R.I.P WOWP October 12 2007-January 6 2012. This great show will never be forgotten.
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 4:11:43 PM
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DezCaughtIt posted...
The sex don't feel good

Tru dat

Tell me something about sex.

MACisBack posted...
Oh shoot, I keep forgetting to link you to my story, got a valid email address Waffle?
(story was about relationships, break ups, and all that crap I went through)

BTW, if I link you to the story please keep the contents to yourself and PM me if you have questions since this story is being re-built to be put on amazon and a few other sites when completed, but I'm willing to share my first rough draft with you.

Let me know if you're still interested.

Sure, I'd be interested. Can you just PM me the link?

MegaButterfree posted...
Satoshi Tajiri's (creator of Pokémon) favorite Pokémon are Poliwag & Poliwhirl.

Tell me something about Poliwag & Poliwhirl.

leebul posted...
Tell me somethin', i need to know, then take my breath and never let it go

Tell me something about Ariana Grande
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Lagfile
08/04/17 6:48:45 PM
#43:


Heh, so you're a curious one, Waffle? I'll admit, being curious is really something I like, that said, I'm not one bit curious myself.

I'll give this topic a short story, but only because you were curious.

It kind of started when I was around...14 years old, there was this person in ermh...whatever term is used when you're going to school at that age, Is it High School? I think so. It was a very social person that was in there, that person always tried to help everyone by asking how were they and if they had problems, they could talk to her.

She was very charming, really calm too. But she wanted someone to be with her, that said, since she always was talking with pretty much everyone, no one thought they could have a serious relationshio with her, saying it was annoying to deal with and all that buzz. I personally didn't care for her, the times she tried talking with me I would just ignore her, but even then she tried.

After some time, one of my classmates tells this person that I like her, if only because he thought it was funny to see me getting bothered by her. Since then, she tried to talk to me in a more serious manner, and calling me her boyfriend. I didn't understand why, I just thought it was really annoying. Everyday she kept pestering me and that I should visit her a bit more (which, at this point, I haven't even seen her house). One day I had enough, I tell her that she should stop, like legit. I don't like being with you, just stop. She laughs it up, and tells me I should go to her house to eat some food. Note that the usual hour of school end is at 12:30/1:00 P.M. That one conversation is one that I'll never forget.

Okay, I tell her. Fine, you win. I'll go, BUT and only BUT, if you stop talking to me. She agrees, and off the her house we go. At this point, I'm kind of confused, because when she opens her door, no one is home. No father, no mother, no one. I look around her house to see any photo or something, and there are quite a few, even some photos of more family other than mom and dad. So I ask her why isn't anyone at her house and she tells me "My mom and dad work until really late, they usually arrive at 10 P.M.. My brother too gets here somewhat late, at around 8 P.M. because he gets here with my little sister. Why? Does it bother you?"

As soon as I hear that, I somewhat get it, but I ask her anyway. "Is it always like this?" She then says "Nope! Sundays I get to be with my brother and sister! So not always." I couldn't believe it, this person basically spends around 7 hours with no one, that's why she always wants to talk with someone. I start being less harsh towards her for that moment, even starting to actually like her.

Fast forward to 2012, a friend and her start to get really excited due to university, which I don't have any plans AND still haven't told her I don't care about it. Around 2 weeks before the test to see if we can manage to get on a spot, she asks me if I have been studying for the test, and I tell her "What...test?" That was one time where I actually got to see her serious side. She just stared at me, a cold stare. She calms down, and then says "Don't worry, I'll make a guide for you, just go and pay for any test you desire, I'll make a guide for you."

That was a really bad idea, she ignored her sleeps and most foods. With her test coming up, not sleeping nor eating, and making guides for me to study...it's just too much for her. One day I just get to see her "sleeping" when it was just too late, she wasn't with us anymore. After the news, her brother shortly suicided, it was too much for him.

I get a shot at university, at the career she wanted to go, which I don't know anything. I just try to act like her, talking to everyone and trying to help anyone I see. Others things happened and I met another person, which led me to ALMOST kill myself. Nevertheless, we here today. Going to be myself for the last semester.
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Lagfile
08/04/17 6:54:59 PM
#44:


That's why I think everyone will just tell me I'm being different. I've never been myself at uni. If you want to hear some more details, just ask. Not really my favorite story but it is the only one I have.

It kind of doesn't really bother me to share this now, because someone out there is helping me. Thanks to her I didn't kill myself, I promised her that I wouldn't even attempt it anymore. I will never tell her, but, while is it an incredible stupid idea, there are times where it just seems like the best option.

I know it isn't. It never is. But when you just think "I can end this right now" It doesn't seem that bad of an option, but if you do it, then it's too late to go back.

Don't worry, I'm fine. At least, I now have someone worrying for me. If I were to do that...she'll chase me and never forgive me, or at least that is what she says.
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Feline_Heart
08/04/17 6:56:10 PM
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WafflehouseJK
08/04/17 7:21:12 PM
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MegaButterfree posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Tell me something about Poliwag & Poliwhirl.


They are based on glass frogs. The spirals on their stomachs are supposed to represent internal organs.

Huh, interesting.

Tell me something about internal organs.

Lagfile posted...
That's why I think everyone will just tell me I'm being different. I've never been myself at uni. If you want to hear some more details, just ask. Not really my favorite story but it is the only one I have.

It kind of doesn't really bother me to share this now, because someone out there is helping me. Thanks to her I didn't kill myself, I promised her that I wouldn't even attempt it anymore. I will never tell her, but, while is it an incredible stupid idea, there are times where it just seems like the best option.

I know it isn't. It never is. But when you just think "I can end this right now" It doesn't seem that bad of an option, but if you do it, then it's too late to go back.

Don't worry, I'm fine. At least, I now have someone worrying for me. If I were to do that...she'll chase me and never forgive me, or at least that is what she says.

Well damn, that's quite a situation.

Feline_Heart posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uj3zitETs4

Tell me something about Michael Jackson.
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Lagfile
08/04/17 7:28:27 PM
#47:


Yeah. Anyway, if anyone is feeling like total trash, well, it is never the end. More often than not, someone is waiting for you, so don't give up.

One "bad" thing about that is that I don't have anything planned for what I really want to do (since I wasn't going to go on with life), so between a career I don't like and being very serious/non-cooperative is something I have to deal with, at least I hope it is just for a moment.
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matteus70
08/04/17 9:25:08 PM
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I think I saw a tornado today.
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--kresnik--
08/04/17 9:26:56 PM
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In prehistoric times, humans did battles with colossal spiders. This is why we have a fear of them. They would hunt the primitive humans and eat them.

The reason there are no fossils is because heir exoskeletons would have disintegrated in time.
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
08/04/17 9:29:42 PM
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I'm thinking of giving my goggles to a friend.
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