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King Rial
07/27/17 1:11:36 PM
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*texts that make me happy*
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Muffinz0rz
07/27/17 1:17:56 PM
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"Turned away at gate, package returned to sender"
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pikachupwnage
07/27/17 1:19:06 PM
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"Out for delivery"

That's what he said.
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Were_Wyrm
07/27/17 1:22:22 PM
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"No one available to accept package, package destroyed."
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Santorin
07/27/17 1:24:10 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
"No one available to accept package, package destroyed."


I giggled
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King Rial
07/27/17 1:43:43 PM
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It's here!

TLJ6ObT
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D-Qwon
07/27/17 1:48:00 PM
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Is that the new fleshlight you ordered?
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King Rial
07/27/17 1:54:53 PM
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An iPad to replace the one that exploded last month.
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D-Qwon
07/27/17 2:06:09 PM
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I'm sorry to hear that. How does an iPad explode?
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/27/17 2:07:15 PM
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D-Qwon posted...
I'm sorry to hear that. How does an iPad explode?

By being an apple product ayyyy
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moose_knuckle
07/27/17 2:07:24 PM
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D-Qwon posted...
I'm sorry to hear that. How does an iPad explode?


Because you can't replace the battery on the piece of shit without fucking it all up
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King Rial
07/27/17 2:33:12 PM
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D-Qwon posted...
I'm sorry to hear that. How does an iPad explode?

All lithium ion batteries can explode. It happens often enough that there are warnings for them. The older they get the more likely it is to happen. This was an iPad Mini 2, so he was about ready to pop. Plus, I used it a lot! So I charged the thing every day.
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kingdrake2
07/27/17 2:34:31 PM
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King Rial posted...
D-Qwon posted...
I'm sorry to hear that. How does an iPad explode?

All lithium ion batteries can explode. It happens often enough that there are warnings for them. The older they get the more likely it is to happen. This was an iPad Mini 2, so he was about ready to pop. Plus, I used it a lot! So I charged the thing every day.


he thanks you, wondering why the thing would explode in the first place.
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King Rial
07/27/17 2:55:28 PM
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Pardon?
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