Current Events > imagine being a man under 5'7

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I can't imagine it
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I don't have to imagine.
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Men: "Imagine being a man under 5'7."

Women: "Imagine being a man under 6'0."

But women can be short, ain't that right.
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Sojy posted...

Men: "Imagine being a man under 5'7."

Women: "Imagine being a man under 6'0."

except that woman often times weighs more than 200lbs.

thus its hypocritical. she can change her weight, he can't change his height...
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I'm 5'2 :(
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no, i am 6'8 and weigh 320 lbs in solid muscle
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Duncanwii posted...

I'm 5'2 :(

At least you can make a cute trap.

Mandasnake posted...

Sojy posted...

Men: "Imagine being a man under 5'7."

Women: "Imagine being a man under 6'0."

except that woman often times weighs more than 200lbs.

thus its hypocritical. she can change her weight, he can't change his height...

With height surgery you can.

Scotty Rogers atl?
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MetaSeraphim posted...

Duncanwii posted...

I'm 5'2 :(

At least you can make a cute trap.

No, no I wouldn't.
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Mandasnake posted...

she can change her weight, he can't change his height...

You know what else can't be changed? Skin color/race.

If someone made a topic "imagine being a *insert race* man lol," it would be modded in a minute. This one has been here for 20.

Duncanwii posted...

No, no I wouldn't.

You don't get to decide that.

Mandasnake posted...

lol

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Doesn't matter as much as a girthy dong and a good attitude.

Keith_Valentine posted...

Doesn't matter as much as a girthy dong and a good attitude.

If you already got a girl to be in bed or to agree to have sex with you, then dong size/girth doesn't matter nearly as much unless you have a micro penis..

Can you even call yourself a man at that point?
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I think it is cute when you see short guys at the gym working out so hard because they think it'll make girls stop noticing how short they are. :v
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Really it just makes them look shorter by throwing off their body proportions
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The DMV had to round my height up to 5' 7" on my license.
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What if you're at 5'7" ?
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

I think it is cute when you see short guys at the gym working out so hard because they think it'll make girls stop noticing how short they are. :v

It can. My best friend get a lot of ladies and he is brolic as heck.
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Short guys aren't men but, boys lmao.

Stick_1_2_3 posted...

OpheliaAdenade posted...

I think it is cute when you see short guys at the gym working out so hard because they think it'll make girls stop noticing how short they are. :v

It can. My best friend get a lot of ladies and he is brolic as heck.

Those women are quitters. I'm 5'11 so I'll never stop noticing if you're a manlet. I make a point of it. :v
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

I think it is cute when you see short guys at the gym working out so hard because they think it'll make girls stop noticing how short they are. :v

Clearly this means doing nothing is the better choice.

OpheliaAdenade posted...

I think it is cute when you see short guys at the gym working out so hard because they think it'll make girls stop noticing how short they are. :v

dont bite yall
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dammit i said don't bite
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Conflict posted...

Lol you're not exactly a giant either. I'm the same height as you and I see taller guys everywhere

I'm a girl though.
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Conflict posted...

I bet you are

you would win that bet. :u
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I'm literally a midget at 5'2

I am also aware my tits are bigger than DDs

>Under 6'0"
>Man

Pick one.
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6'1 but height doesn't matter.
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5'1" and not caucasian
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

I think it is cute when you see short guys at the gym working out so hard because they think it'll make girls stop noticing how short they are. :v

Granted you're really 5'11" and not spouting lies, tall women tend to be less desirable when seeking a relationship and/or dating.

So yes. I wouldn't talk if I were you.
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

I think it is cute when you see short guys at the gym working out so hard because they think it'll make girls stop noticing how short they are. :v

@OpheliaAdenade

Short guys should work out hard at the gym because it's the healthy thing to do.. You know what's worse than a muscular short guy? A fat short male.

And you do know that there are various degrees of being fit right? You can still maintain a slim figure, but have some muscles and definition. You could be . All of these are better than not working out. Because not working out can lead to getting fat, or dealing with health issues that could be better avoided by being fit.

As an [evil] woman who has no regards for anyone but herself, you wouldn't know this. You don't need to work hard or put in effort. People aren't as privileged as you in regards to sex or looks. You are born with good genetics. You have the ability to manipulate men and others to do your own bidding. You are evil incarnate itself because you look down on others, while also basing most of your value on looks. You're shallowness is apparent because you think you have some perfect life where you get to look down on people less fortunate than you. What about mentally handicapped individuals? What about people with cancer? What about people with diseases? Do you laugh at them as well, despite the effort they make to continue to live? While most other people have to actually work hard and do what they can to attain the best out of life.

A privileged sadistic woman such as yourself could never understand anything such as "Hardships". You think that putting out how you have some perfect life, while posting on CE actually means something?

Won't matter, you'll be an old prune by the time you're in your 30's-40's with little to no value. All the while relying on makeup to try to maintain your looks. While a short guy, average guy, or decent looking guy can continue getting better with age as his value isn't totally dependent on looks.

Tfw youre 5"7" just making the cut

eston posted...

Really it just makes them look shorter by throwing off their body proportions

And what's the alternative? Not working out and being fat? Looking extremely skinny to the point where people think your anorexic and weak? Neither of these are good choices because it's unhealthy and you'd look weak.

At the very least, people who workout can attain the best versions of themselves and be healthy. Not everyone is clamoring to be 5'5 and 200lbs, but to atleast have some muscles, definition, or fitness. It's better than sitting on your ass doing nothing.

Crow0000 posted...

OpheliaAdenade posted...

I think it is cute when you see short guys at the gym working out so hard because they think it'll make girls stop noticing how short they are. :v

@OpheliaAdenade

Short guys should work out hard at the gym because it's the healthy thing to do.. You know what's worse than a muscular short guy? A fat short male.

And you do know that there are various degrees of being fit right? You can still maintain a slim figure, but have some muscles and definition. You could be . All of these are better than not working out. Because not working out can lead to getting fat, or dealing with health issues that could be better avoided by being fit.

As an [evil] woman who has no regards for anyone but herself, you wouldn't know this. You don't need to work hard or put in effort. People aren't as privileged as you in regards to sex or looks. You are born with good genetics. You have the ability to manipulate men and others to do your own bidding. You are evil incarnate itself because you look down on others, while also basing most of your value on looks. You're shallowness is apparent because you think you have some perfect life where you get to look down on people less fortunate than you. What about mentally handicapped individuals? What about people with cancer? What about people with diseases? Do you laugh at them as well, despite the effort they make to continue to live? While most other people have to actually work hard and do what they can to attain the best out of life.

A privileged sadistic woman such as yourself could never understand anything such as "Hardships". You think that putting out how you have some perfect life, while posting on CE actually means something?

Won't matter, you'll be an old prune by the time you're in your 30's-40's with little to no value. All the while relying on makeup to try to maintain your looks. While a short guy, average guy, or decent looking guy can continue getting better with age as his value isn't totally dependent on looks.

bruh
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Coolppl Owns posted...

Crow0000 posted...

OpheliaAdenade posted...

I think it is cute when you see short guys at the gym working out so hard because they think it'll make girls stop noticing how short they are. :v

@OpheliaAdenade

Short guys should work out hard at the gym because it's the healthy thing to do.. You know what's worse than a muscular short guy? A fat short male.

And you do know that there are various degrees of being fit right? You can still maintain a slim figure, but have some muscles and definition. You could be . All of these are better than not working out. Because not working out can lead to getting fat, or dealing with health issues that could be better avoided by being fit.

As an [evil] woman who has no regards for anyone but herself, you wouldn't know this. You don't need to work hard or put in effort. People aren't as privileged as you in regards to sex or looks. You are born with good genetics. You have the ability to manipulate men and others to do your own bidding. You are evil incarnate itself because you look down on others, while also basing most of your value on looks. You're shallowness is apparent because you think you have some perfect life where you get to look down on people less fortunate than you. What about mentally handicapped individuals? What about people with cancer? What about people with diseases? Do you laugh at them as well, despite the effort they make to continue to live? While most other people have to actually work hard and do what they can to attain the best out of life.

A privileged sadistic woman such as yourself could never understand anything such as "Hardships". You think that putting out how you have some perfect life, while posting on CE actually means something?

Won't matter, you'll be an old prune by the time you're in your 30's-40's with little to no value. All the while relying on makeup to try to maintain your looks. While a short guy, average guy, or decent looking guy can continue getting better with age as his value isn't totally dependent on looks.

bruh

Women have no sense of honor, value, commitment, and hardships because they've been praised and worshiped simply due to their looks.

While men have to actually suffer in life because they were born with something they have no control of outside of $$. It's why it's easier for women to insult people

I don't think anyone has ever called me evil on here till now :o
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

I don't think anyone has ever called me evil on here till now :o

evil-morally wrong or bad; immoral; wicked

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/evil

Crow0000 posted...

...a long tirade against OpheliaAdenade

Dude, it's a trolling post in a trolling topic. Lighten up.

Oh, wait. I have you tagged as [bitter foreveralone], so you can't lighten up...
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