Current Events > Sperm Counts Have Plummeted Among Western Men, Scientists Confirm

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Wouldn't be surprised if too much whacking it to porn is why.
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AmonAmarth posted...

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/low-sperm-count/basics/causes/con-20033441

the list seems legit, dont know about the website.

Wetterdew posted...

Do cell phones and laptops causes some of this?

there are some conspiracies which I am undecided on so wont comment in detail.
for example long term effects of sitting near or using wireless. (dont know too much about it tbh).

apparently sitting for long hours can reduce sperm count.

"Sitting for long periods, wearing tight clothing or working on a laptop computer for long stretches of time also might increase the temperature in your scrotum and slightly reduce sperm production."

Thats why i will advocate forcworkplace to allow us to wear boxers at work.

Gotaa keeo my dick balls cooled mangg
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SSJ-JohnLennon posted...

@butthole666 Did a corporation steal your girlfriend or something?

WOOO lets children of men this bitch
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The beautiful thing about conspiracies is that you can't PROVE them. You cannot DISPROVE them, either. And any evidence against the conspiracy is just yet more evidence of said conspiracy to the 'true believer.'

You all have fun arguing, now.
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I just lost some about an hour ago stumbling onto the wrong side of Instagram

bump.
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I would guess radio waves.

After all, in those four decades we have pretty much all put a portable radio transmitter in our pockets.
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Aren't male testosterone levels dropping as well? I remember reading that our generation's are significantly lower than our father's, who were significantly lower than his father's, etc.

Of course, there are a shit ton of estrogen mimickers and other things out there fucking with hormones. Also explains the significantly higher number of breast cancer cases in the west when compared to other places in the world.
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brotrrwinner posted...

It's just evolution/adaptation. The Western men keep producing less and less children, so nature be like "welp, guess you won't be needing this much sperm then!"

Over the course of 40 years is either 1 or 2 generations. That's not enough for anything on the biological side.

This is an environmental response (exposure/absence of activity/food/etc)
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Ultima Dragon posted...

Aren't male testosterone levels dropping as well? I remember reading that our generation's are significantly lower than our father's, who were significantly lower than his father's, etc.

Of course, there are a shit ton of estrogen mimickers and other things out there fucking with hormones. Also explains the significantly higher number of breast cancer cases in the west when compared to other places in the world.

men are becoming weaker.

and that may be a sign of lower testosterone.
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Yeah, we don't need that much children anymore

AmonAmarth posted...

Ultima Dragon posted...

Aren't male testosterone levels dropping as well? I remember reading that our generation's are significantly lower than our father's, who were significantly lower than his father's, etc.

Of course, there are a shit ton of estrogen mimickers and other things out there fucking with hormones. Also explains the significantly higher number of breast cancer cases in the west when compared to other places in the world.

men are becoming weaker.

and that may be a sign of lower testosterone.

Were cavemen filled with testerone?

That just shows how developed we are

Sperm Counts Have Plummeted Among Western Men, Scientists Confirm

I don't care. That's not why I drink it anyway.


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lmao
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Broseph_Stalin posted...

ThanksUglyGod posted...

Where's all the sperm going?

in ur mom

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CartmanMustDie posted...

AmonAmarth posted...

Ultima Dragon posted...

Aren't male testosterone levels dropping as well? I remember reading that our generation's are significantly lower than our father's, who were significantly lower than his father's, etc.

Of course, there are a shit ton of estrogen mimickers and other things out there fucking with hormones. Also explains the significantly higher number of breast cancer cases in the west when compared to other places in the world.

men are becoming weaker.

and that may be a sign of lower testosterone.

Were cavemen filled with testerone?

Caveman had giant testicles and were constantly shooting semen everywhere
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GreatEvilEmpire posted...

A lot of men (I'm looking at you, men of CE) are masturbating to porn everyday, sometimes multiple time a day. The internet has made porn too accessible, so men are rarely optimal when it comes to sperm count.

Is this trolling? Do you know what sperm count means? Jerking off doesn't reduce sperm count holy fuck.

Jesus fucking christ we deserve to go extinct after reading the dumbass posts in this topic. None of you people should be reproducing.
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