Poll of the Day > Wait... so I'm watching Tarzan and jane with my niece...

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PK_Spam
07/24/17 10:29:48 PM
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So I understand Tarzan learning English

But Jane and her father are talking to the animals in this movie. How is she not considered a linguistic genius? England would LAUD her, despite the fact that she's a woman in the early 20th century. She would literally be the biggest thing ever, and her findings would only improve human relations with animals, which is EXACTLY what she wants.

What gives, Jane?!
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trodi_911
07/24/17 10:34:17 PM
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She's a witch.
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WastelandCowboy
07/24/17 11:07:24 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
She's a witch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jt5ibfRzw
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TheWorstPoster
07/24/17 11:07:37 PM
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Tell her that Johnny Weissmuller once scared off a bunch of armed robbers at a golf course once, by beating his chest and claiming that he was Tarzan, and it wasn't simply his role.

They ran away scared shitless.

True story, by the way.
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