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Vol2tex
07/24/17 12:45:23 PM
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When the internet is down at work, are you still able to work?



I can do a few things, but mostly I need the internet up. We even left work 5 hours early on Friday because the internet has been down.
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DragonGirlYuki
07/24/17 12:46:57 PM
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No because our server is hosted remotely.
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Mikablu
07/24/17 12:48:08 PM
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Yeah. My job has no need of internet.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/24/17 12:48:28 PM
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I used to love when he internet went out at work. Since I run the IT department it just means im on the phone with ISP yelling at them to get their shit together.
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Kirby
07/24/17 12:49:04 PM
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Yeah but it sucks. (Police)
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voldothegr8
07/24/17 12:51:03 PM
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I'm in IT so when it goes down I hide.
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Ammonitida
07/24/17 12:51:46 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
I'm in IT so when it goes down I hide.

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Returning_CEmen
07/24/17 12:52:45 PM
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Muffinz0rz
07/24/17 12:53:06 PM
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No.

Can someone DDoS my server so the whole company shuts down and sends us home?
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Simon_Gruber
07/24/17 12:53:22 PM
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No, we use netsuite for everything so without internet I can't do much. I tried doing on my phone once but it's so much slower it's not worth it. If it's not going to be fixed quickly I just go home and work from there.
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Darkman124
07/24/17 12:53:45 PM
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Mikablu posted...
Yeah. My job has no need of internet.

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bluezero
07/24/17 12:54:40 PM
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No, we launch everything through Citrix, which is web-based.
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Vol2tex
07/24/17 3:21:23 PM
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omega cookie
07/24/17 3:30:52 PM
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If we lose access to Westlaw, it begins the event known as "The Burning of The Shitbags".

This entails the Shitbags(interns, paralegals, and any other poor fuck unlucky enough to be in the building without a law degree) running around the building grabbing legal reference books. Usually at full sprint, because fuck you I want that book now.

We literally burn them out. Each time it's happened, a quarter of them quit within a week. That's ~50 people.

It's honestly amazing to watch. Last time it happened and I was actually at the office, I just sat on the balcony and watched all day.
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Vol2tex
07/24/17 11:10:02 PM
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omega cookie posted...
If we lose access to Westlaw, it begins the event known as "The Burning of The Shitbags".

This entails the Shitbags(interns, paralegals, and any other poor fuck unlucky enough to be in the building without a law degree) running around the building grabbing legal reference books. Usually at full sprint, because fuck you I want that book now.

We literally burn them out. Each time it's happened, a quarter of them quit within a week. That's ~50 people.

It's honestly amazing to watch. Last time it happened and I was actually at the office, I just sat on the balcony and watched all day.


Jeez.
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glitteringfairy
07/24/17 11:11:20 PM
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Nerd job problems
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Pitlord_Special
07/24/17 11:12:22 PM
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I'm a cable ISP tech so...I'm the guy who brings the internet back up when it goes down
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