Current Events > This 16 y/o Blonde Texas Girl was Viciously ATTACKED on the Street by a MONKEY!!

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Full Throttle
07/22/17 10:34:54 PM
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Would you kill a monkey if it attacked you?


16 y/o Mariah Schliesing from Texas was viciously attacked by a MONKEY leaving her with multiple scratches on her body!!

She was in the passenger seat in her grandfather's trck when she saw the monkey on the street and rolled down her window to try and take a picturee of it..but once she did, the monkey JUMPED on her and attacked!!

She said "out of nowhere, it's just so fast, it just hops on this. It's able to take up the whole space crouching. And that's when it bares its teeth"

She was scratched several times on the shoulder, neck and head but only stopped when her grandfather hit the monkey

Her grandfather, Michael said "I hollered at it and i hit it right in the head right in the face and knocked it out of the window"

The monkey didn't bite Mariah so she didn't get a rabies shot but her doctor gave her antibiotics for the scratches..

The city of South Houston Humane Dept is now trying to find the monkey as officials are warning not to approach it..

Would you kill a monkey if it attacked you?

Mariah - Scratched

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Axiom
07/22/17 10:37:34 PM
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This guy doesn't take any shit from monkeys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4
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KillerKhan420
07/22/17 10:39:30 PM
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What could you do to a monkey to make it stop?

Exactly, nothing, you're powerless against it. Better to just kill yourself before it finishes the job for you.
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Iain121
07/25/17 3:17:42 AM
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You're talking shit, Karl.

Play a record.
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TheRealDill2000
07/27/17 6:55:43 AM
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I'm pretty sure that monkey is someone's gym partner /badjoke
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twitterfriends
07/27/17 7:17:52 AM
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Axiom posted...
This guy doesn't take any shit from monkeys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4



Lmao no seriously I wouldve drowned that fucking devil monkey
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boxington
07/27/17 7:24:29 AM
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Axiom posted...
This guy doesn't take any shit from monkeys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4

this video is hilarious.

his friend laughing in the background had my stomach hurting
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TheBiggerWiggle
07/27/17 7:39:54 AM
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Lmao
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apocalyptic_4
07/27/17 7:45:48 AM
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Axiom posted...
This guy doesn't take any shit from monkeys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4


This man actually fought a monkey
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UnlikedMonkey
07/27/17 5:41:16 PM
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It's happening people! The Apes are Rising against us. I thought that movie was just pretend but it's really happening and this time it's on Planet earth.
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BlackHorse6969
07/27/17 5:53:16 PM
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title is racist
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Deadpool_18
07/27/17 6:04:01 PM
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Monkey did a real number on her nose.
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CreekCo
07/27/17 6:50:11 PM
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Axiom posted...
This guy doesn't take any shit from monkeys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4


YouTube comments section had me crying laughing. Dude got bullied by a monkey and tried to square up -- he was giving it his all too, lol. Then he resorted to Bloodsport level cheating to win.
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Deadpool_18
07/27/17 6:51:58 PM
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CreekCo posted...
Axiom posted...
This guy doesn't take any shit from monkeys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4


YouTube comments section had me crying laughing. Dude got bullied by a monkey and tried to square up -- he was giving it his all too, lol. Then he resorted to Bloodsport level cheating to win.


The grammar from the people crying animal cruelty is absolutely horrid.
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CreekCo
07/27/17 6:55:08 PM
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Yeah
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iamintents
07/27/17 6:56:14 PM
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Sami1000
07/27/17 7:03:15 PM
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Afaik, all monkeys are assholes. Orangutans are the least dicks.
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Deadpool_18
07/27/17 7:03:54 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Afaik, all monkeys are assholes. Orangutans are the least dicks.


Agreed. I fucking hate monkeys, but have a soft spot for orangutans.
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Harpie
07/27/17 7:06:21 PM
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Literally my worst fucking nightmare
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Sami1000
07/27/17 7:12:15 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Afaik, all monkeys are assholes. Orangutans are the least dicks.


Agreed. I fucking hate monkeys, but have a soft spot for orangutans.


You can find all kinds of horrible news about chimpanzees and shit. Like in china a monkey literally ripped of a fucking testicle from a baby when her mother was changing babys diaper. Afaik, orangutans are least violent and less likely do horrible stuff.
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Vicious_Dios
07/27/17 7:23:49 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Afaik, all monkeys are assholes. Orangutans are the least dicks.


Agreed. I fucking hate monkeys, but have a soft spot for orangutans.


You can find all kinds of horrible news about chimpanzees and shit. Like in china a monkey literally ripped of a fucking testicle from a baby when her mother was changing babys diaper.


I could've continued living life without knowing this.
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JamaalCharles39
07/27/17 7:26:20 PM
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I remember some woman got her face eaten off by a chimp. I think she got a face transplant somewhat recently too.
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Deadpool_18
07/27/17 7:27:18 PM
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JamaalCharles39 posted...
I remember some woman got her face eaten off by a chimp. I think she got a face transplant somewhat recently too.


She was a pretty big story for a while
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