Current Events > Folks. I'm haunted by the bowel movement I seen today.

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CapnMuffin 07/22/17 4:30:59 PM #1:	Stepped into the stall. Became transfixed by what can only be described as Cthulhu's football leaning atop a golf hole. The eldritch abomination seemed to laugh as it effortlessly shrugged away the meager attempts by the industrial-strength flushing mechanism to whisk it away into the depths where it belonged. How does a human being produce such? Who had done this? I ran. I ran and never looked back. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:883402954] in Folks. I'm... [t:75593702]...</cite> <quote>Stepped into the stall. Became transfixed by what can only be described as Cthulhu's football leaning atop a golf hole. The eldritch abomination seemed to laugh as it effortlessly shrugged away the meager attempts by the industrial-strength flushing mechanism to whisk it away into the depths where it belonged. How does a human being produce such? Who had done this? I ran. I ran and never looked back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blastia 07/22/17 4:32:52 PM #2:	Was there at least toilet paper that surrounded it? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.1 <cite>Blastia posted [p:883403050] in Folks. I'm... [t:75593702]...</cite> <quote>Was there at least toilet paper that surrounded it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 07/22/17 4:37:57 PM #3:	Blastia posted... Was there at least toilet paper that surrounded it? No my friend. It rose naked from the waters like the Kraken. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:883403316] in Folks. I'm... [t:75593702]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blastia posted...</cite> <quote>Was there at least toilet paper that surrounded it?</quote> No my friend. It rose naked from the waters like the Kraken.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Novoc 07/22/17 4:43:32 PM #4:	Dealt with something like that at work today. Didn't see the turd but it must have been impressive as whoever it was apparently had to use half a mega roll of quilted northern to wipe the mess off their butt, which stopped the toilet up and caused it to overflow when they flushed. Of course they didn't let anyone know. Spent a good 40 minutes unclogging the toilet and bleaching the floor. <cite>Novoc posted [p:883403615] in Folks. I'm... [t:75593702]...</cite> <quote>Dealt with something like that at work today. Didn't see the turd but it must have been impressive as whoever it was apparently had to use half a mega roll of quilted northern to wipe the mess off their butt, which stopped the toilet up and caused it to overflow when they flushed. Of course they didn't let anyone know. Spent a good 40 minutes unclogging the toilet and bleaching the floor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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