Current Events > I'm a cop and currently a scene guard for a murder. AMA.

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Crazymaori
07/21/17 7:56:07 AM
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Bored as shit, here for another 7 hours with poor reception. Keep me entertained.
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Shadowstrike007
07/21/17 7:56:43 AM
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pics
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Melonfarms
07/21/17 8:01:01 AM
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Can you give us a description of what presumably happened in the style of Clue?
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DoomtheGrav
07/21/17 8:03:40 AM
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Any clue what happened?
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MorbidFaithless
07/21/17 8:04:32 AM
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I don't believe this AT ALL
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/21/17 8:04:38 AM
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Did you kill him?
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Crazymaori
07/21/17 8:10:32 AM
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Shadowstrike007 posted...
pics

Can't even send snapchats here dude, loading this topic takes about a minute. I'm in rural NZ.

Melonfarms posted...
Can you give us a description of what presumably happened in the style of Clue?

I'm not even sure what's happened, detectives are due tomorrow morning to find that out. Body is still inside.
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do_ob_tpkillr
07/21/17 8:11:11 AM
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Why did you kill him?
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Crazymaori
07/21/17 8:14:13 AM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
I don't believe this AT ALL

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/94957156/man-shot-dead-in-taupo

KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Did you kill him?

I didn't.
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Turbam
07/21/17 8:14:16 AM
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Is the 5 miles over thing true?
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Melonfarms
07/21/17 8:16:21 AM
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https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/94957156/man-shot-dead-in-taupo

Is that you or do you know that guy? (In the picture)
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Shadowstrike007
07/21/17 8:17:34 AM
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you are in the middle of nowhere
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RE_expert44
07/21/17 8:18:47 AM
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How bad would it contaminate the scene if you twabagged the body?
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ItsVinceRusso
07/21/17 8:19:55 AM
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...i'm guessing crime scenes are nowhere near as interesting as they are in the tv shows.
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Crazymaori
07/21/17 8:27:40 AM
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Turbam posted...
Is the 5 miles over thing true?

We work in kilometres so I'm not sure?

Melonfarms posted...
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/94957156/man-shot-dead-in-taupo

Is that you or do you know that guy? (In the picture)

I know that guy, I work with him I guess. Im only 25. He works in a different unit to me but everyone from different sections will be scene guard at some point.

Shadowstrike007 posted...
you are in the middle of nowhere

Yep about 20 minutes from my station. Bored af.

RE_expert44 posted...
How bad would it contaminate the scene if you twabagged the body?

Pretty bad, though we're hoping no animals are in the house possibly contaminating stuff. I'm armed and only worried about people :)
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Crazymaori
07/21/17 8:28:46 AM
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ItsVinceRusso posted...
...i'm guessing crime scenes are nowhere near as interesting as they are in the tv shows.

Nah, tv really exaggerates stuff bro.
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darkprince45
07/21/17 8:32:08 AM
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How hard is the polygraph? It's the last thing I do and I have the job

I was honest on my packet I even said when I downloaded music illegally and everything

I've never done it before and I'm scared I'm gonna fuck it up
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Crazymaori
07/21/17 8:34:45 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
How hard is the polygraph? It's the last thing I do and I have the job

I was honest on my packet I even said when I downloaded music illegally and everything

I've never done it before and I'm scared I'm gonna fuck it up

I'm a cop in New Zealand so I'm not sure of the parallels sorry man. I didn't find any of the training process any difficult, but I did put time into learning legislation that is critical for work.
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ChromaticAngel
07/21/17 8:38:53 AM
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Crazymaori
07/21/17 8:48:45 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
How do you feel about this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_bowling_incident_of_1981

Haha I'm not much of a cricket fan so it doesn't bother me but I love people who get real passionate about it. Cracks me up even more when they're drinking and talking about it lol
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V-E-G-Y-
07/21/17 8:49:41 AM
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Kelystic
07/23/17 1:53:54 AM
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why did the policeman shot justine?
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PBusted
07/25/17 2:16:49 AM
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How's the investigation?
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MorbidFaithless
07/25/17 8:32:11 PM
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Have you ever found a dead body yourself? Like the first person to find the body?
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Luigi and Tails
07/25/17 8:38:26 PM
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Once you get things sorted are you going to send me more kinky snapchats?
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P4wn4g3
07/25/17 8:38:46 PM
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Why don't you talk to me anymore :(
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salandrews
07/25/17 8:42:45 PM
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NZ made think Narizona first...

Damn you Arizona.
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apolloooo
07/26/17 8:28:39 PM
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why are we here? just to suffer?
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1NfamousACE_2
07/26/17 8:30:53 PM
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Were you bullied in high school?
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