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MemeDaddy
07/19/17 7:41:51 PM
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Really glad I turned her down now that I think of it.
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mattnd2007
07/19/17 7:42:29 PM
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She probably a freak. You missing out
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iamintents
07/19/17 7:42:31 PM
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like a Blue Whale or a Sperm Whale?
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garrspete
07/19/17 7:42:51 PM
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MemeDaddy posted...
Really glad I turned her down now that I think of it.


A whale of a good time I'm sure.
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BlackHorse6969
07/19/17 7:42:53 PM
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Duncanwii
07/19/17 7:43:02 PM
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Is she hot?
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Kaiganeer
07/19/17 7:44:01 PM
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have you read moby dick

in the end, there's only one survivor
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MemeDaddy
07/19/17 7:44:56 PM
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mattnd2007 posted...
She probably a freak. You missing out

Nah, she came to my room to smoke one time and she saw scars on my chest cause I was wearing a tank. Got kinda freaked out saying I seem too intense. What's visible without taking my shirt off isn't even that bad too
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MemeDaddy
07/19/17 7:45:16 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Is she hot?

517
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HogRiderreturns
07/19/17 7:46:46 PM
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But does she look like a whale? That is the only thing that matters.
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Banjo2553
07/19/17 7:49:45 PM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71PcaIOV0a8


for reference

I don't know whether to be creeped out or laugh because of the context.
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MemeDaddy
07/19/17 8:02:46 PM
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HogRiderreturns posted...
But does she look like a whale? That is the only thing that matters.

nah not really
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eston
07/19/17 8:07:11 PM
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HogRiderreturns
07/19/17 8:16:39 PM
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MemeDaddy posted...
HogRiderreturns posted...
But does she look like a whale? That is the only thing that matters.

nah not really

Than nothing is wrong. Generally when a girl is making sounds like that you know she isn't faking.
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MemeDaddy
07/19/17 8:18:43 PM
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HogRiderreturns posted...
MemeDaddy posted...
HogRiderreturns posted...
But does she look like a whale? That is the only thing that matters.

nah not really

Than nothing is wrong. Generally when a girl is making sounds like that you know she isn't faking.

No shit. This chick sounds annoying af in bed tho, definitely a turn off.

The type of chick you'd want to choke just to shut up, but I doubt she up for that.
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WilliamPorygon
07/19/17 8:22:54 PM
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mattnd2007 posted...
She probably a freak. You missing out


Yeah, sounds like she might be a match made in heaven for me.
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HogRiderreturns
07/19/17 8:31:05 PM
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MemeDaddy posted...
HogRiderreturns posted...
MemeDaddy posted...
HogRiderreturns posted...
But does she look like a whale? That is the only thing that matters.

nah not really

Than nothing is wrong. Generally when a girl is making sounds like that you know she isn't faking.

No shit. This chick sounds annoying af in bed tho, definitely a turn off.

The type of chick you'd want to choke just to shut up, but I doubt she up for that.

Buy her a ball gag.
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E32005
07/19/17 8:31:24 PM
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MemeDaddy
07/19/17 8:51:11 PM
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HogRiderreturns posted...
Buy her a ball gag.

Pass.

Current hookups are hotter and probably a better lay.

Not sure how long I'll be living here too.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/19/17 8:54:50 PM
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What if she sounded like Muttley during sex
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nativengine
07/19/17 9:00:03 PM
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I fucked a girl named Ashley who kinda sounded like a dolphin during sex. She had a pretty high pitch voice normally but during sex her moan sounded like a dolphin.

True story: the first time we had sex was in my parents pool.
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Banjo2553
07/20/17 12:44:39 AM
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nativengine posted...
I fucked a girl named Ashley who kinda sounded like a dolphin during sex. She had a pretty high pitch voice normally but during sex her moan sounded like a dolphin.

True story: the first time we had sex was in my parents pool.

A...dolphin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1c6PetsR3k


EDIT: Might as well throw this one in too, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57kfgxJ9TU

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