Current Events > *has pb sandwich* *has raspberry flavored almonds*

(+) Yeah! (+)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VxLacN2Dp6A&t=0m19s

*looks at sandwich*
*looks at raspberry almonds*
*looks back at sandwich*
*looks back at almonds*
*picks up a raspberry almond*
*puts it down*
*picks up pb sandwich*
*takes a nibble*
*puts it down*
*picks up a raspberry almond*
*eats it*
*nibbles pb sandwich*
*eats a raspberry almond*
*touches raspberry almond to pb sandwich*
*touches pb sandwich to raspberry almond*
*makes quiet monkey sounds*
*begins to slowly peel bread off of pb sandwich*
*stops, hesitates*
*continues*
*more quiet monkey sounds*
*pb sandwich is now halfway peeled*
*monkey sounds intensify*
*pb sandwich is peeled*
*starts hopping a little*
*picks up raspberry almonds*
*now hopping a lot making noteworthy monkey sounds*
*places raspberry almonds onto sandwich*
*places bread back on sandwich*
*takes a bite*
*hooting, screaming, jumping around like maniac*
*takes another bite*
*proceeds to flip over table and swing arms uncontrollably in victory*
*continues eating with an inhuman fury*
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How do you use Pabst in a sandwich?
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Well that was oddly disturbing to read. So the moral of the story is that the outcome was delicious?
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Yes
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(Also I lol'd at the comment saying this music makes him feel like he can walk on legos.)
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Final bump
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fenderbender321 posted...

There better have been jelly on that pb sandwich. Otherwise WTF man?

i have eaten peanut butter sandwich without jelly over the past several days, it works. if i do use jelly i prefer cherry preserves (it's odd i know) because i dislike strawberry.
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Cherry preserves are an interesting idea. I would try it.
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*had pb sandwich and raspberry almonds today too*
*smirks burgessly*
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