Current Events > Teen girl's summer bucket list found in dressing room

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3
bobtuse
07/17/17 11:24:57 AM
#1:


... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4
07/17/17 11:27:34 AM
#2:


Well then
---
PSN: Adrian396
XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse
... Copied to Clipboard!
OpheliaAdenade
07/17/17 11:27:54 AM
#3:


Sounds like a good time.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280
07/17/17 11:28:53 AM
#4:


I like how it specifically has to be TWO blowjobs for some reason...
---
Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz
RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered!
... Copied to Clipboard!
#5
Post #5 was unavailable or deleted.
OpShaft
07/17/17 11:29:31 AM
#6:


Dustin1280 posted...
I like how it specifically has 2 be TWO blowjobs for some reason...

---
Posted with GameRaven 3.2
... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion
07/17/17 11:30:50 AM
#7:


As long as she's being safe, and having a good time...
---
There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of".
... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol
07/17/17 11:41:13 AM
#8:


Have a lemonade stand...lol.
---
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
... Copied to Clipboard!
bobtuse
07/17/17 11:43:19 AM
#9:


How has she not gone to a party yet?
---
.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii
07/17/17 11:44:13 AM
#10:


I feel bad for her. It's going to take forever to re-write that list...
---
This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Fire Red and Pearl.
... Copied to Clipboard!
That_Happened
07/17/17 11:46:55 AM
#11:


I always wanted to go to randyland.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing
07/17/17 11:49:11 AM
#12:


It motivated, you can do that in a weekend
---
Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gojak_v3
07/17/17 11:49:21 AM
#13:


bobtuse posted...
How has she not gone to a party yet?


Or had sex. Unless she is like under 15 then it's just weird.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28
07/17/17 11:49:28 AM
#14:


lol basically all she did so far was get drunk all the time and make a spotify playlist lol
---
A Green Butter Alt(TM)
http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590
07/17/17 11:50:08 AM
#15:


What does it say after "sports game"?

Something with Jacob (again)
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gojak_v3
07/17/17 11:50:09 AM
#16:


wtf is randyland?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar
07/17/17 11:50:44 AM
#17:


Gojak_v3 posted...
wtf is randyland?

There's also a Kennywood.

My guess is that Randy and Kenny are guys she wants to bone
---
kin to all that throbs
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gojak_v3
07/17/17 11:51:02 AM
#18:


Damn, she couldn't even give 2 blow jobs...
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJKirby
07/17/17 11:51:15 AM
#19:


I appreciate the dedication to alternate between colours for every line
---
Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand.
August 25th, 2010.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech
07/17/17 11:51:31 AM
#20:


Bio1590 posted...
What does it say after "sports game"?

Something with Jacob (again)

Hook up

I like "go ape"
---
"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii
07/17/17 11:51:59 AM
#21:


Antifar posted...
Gojak_v3 posted...
wtf is randyland?

There's also a Kennywood.

My guess is that Randy and Kenny are guys she wants to bone

Kennywood's a theme park in Pennsylvania. I've been there many times. It's not an innuendo I assure you.
---
This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Fire Red and Pearl.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gojak_v3
07/17/17 11:52:12 AM
#22:


How do you fail at eat cotton candy?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Milkman5
07/17/17 11:52:22 AM
#23:


She's a month into summer and hasn't had sex?
... Copied to Clipboard!
#24
Post #24 was unavailable or deleted.
D-Qwon
07/17/17 11:53:52 AM
#25:


Gojak_v3 posted...
bobtuse posted...
How has she not gone to a party yet?


Or had sex. Unless she is like under 15 then it's just weird.


lolwut
---
Get your groove on!
... Copied to Clipboard!
bobtuse
07/17/17 11:54:19 AM
#26:


Gojak_v3 posted...
Or had sex. Unless she is like under 15 then it's just weird.

She's 16 iirc
---
.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Milkman5
07/17/17 11:54:32 AM
#27:


D-Qwon posted...
lolwut


She's female and she wants to have sex.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DyingPancake
07/17/17 11:54:44 AM
#28:


This is sounds really awkward and like someone above me said pretty much all of this can be done in a week.

I guess I can't critisize too much though because I did the same thing one year (even though I was younger). One thing on my list was to eat a Ballpark hotdog

I also don't know what crossfade is or what an "artsy" 4th of July is
---
Under a cold October sky, I wait
I had ice cream with quincy2000a!
... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH
07/17/17 11:54:57 AM
#29:


Seems like my type of girl
---
http://i.imgur.com/fUaBI.jpg
I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH
... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf
07/17/17 11:55:25 AM
#30:


Sounds like a very typical teenager's summer to-do list.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28
07/17/17 11:55:27 AM
#31:


Milkman5 posted...
She's a month into summer and hasn't had sex?

she wanted to spend the first half focusing on getting drunk all the time & decorating her room
---
A Green Butter Alt(TM)
http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gojak_v3
07/17/17 11:56:28 AM
#32:


D-Qwon posted...
Gojak_v3 posted...
bobtuse posted...
How has she not gone to a party yet?


Or had sex. Unless she is like under 15 then it's just weird.


lolwut


Point being a 14 year old might not be as ready or willing as they think to have sex. Especially if it's a casual hookup
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz
07/17/17 11:56:29 AM
#33:


I love how "get drunk all the time" has a checkmark in it
---
Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops.
... Copied to Clipboard!
D-Qwon
07/17/17 11:56:33 AM
#34:


Milkman5 posted...
D-Qwon posted...
lolwut


She's female and she wants to have sex.


So it's normal for 15 year olds to have sex these days?
---
Get your groove on!
... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf
07/17/17 11:57:51 AM
#35:


D-Qwon posted...
Milkman5 posted...
D-Qwon posted...
lolwut


She's female and she wants to have sex.


So it's normal for 15 year olds to have sex these days?

Yes.

Get over it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech
07/17/17 11:57:56 AM
#36:


D-Qwon posted...
Milkman5 posted...
D-Qwon posted...
lolwut


She's female and she wants to have sex.


So it's normal for 15 year olds to have sex these days?

It's definitely normal for them to want it that's for sure.
---
"I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees."
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
... Copied to Clipboard!
D-Qwon
07/17/17 11:59:08 AM
#37:


NibeIungsnarf posted...
D-Qwon posted...
Milkman5 posted...
D-Qwon posted...
lolwut


She's female and she wants to have sex.


So it's normal for 15 year olds to have sex these days?

Yes.

Get over it.


Get over what? I just didn't realize 15 year olds were so slutty these days.
---
Get your groove on!
... Copied to Clipboard!
SMAP-
07/17/17 12:00:53 PM
#38:


DyingPancake posted...
This is sounds really awkward and like someone above me said pretty much all of this can be done in a week.

I guess I can't critisize too much though because I did the same thing one year (even though I was younger). One thing on my list was to eat a Ballpark hotdog

I also don't know what crossfade is or what an "artsy" 4th of July is


Crossfade is to be drunk and high at the same time
---
http://imgur.com/a/RJN1f
my favorite albums
... Copied to Clipboard!
Volkswagen_Bros
07/17/17 12:00:54 PM
#39:


Nice.
---
Wrestling beauty Candice Michelle is the epitome of smart, sexy, and powerful
Currently Playing - Forza Motorsport 4 & PGR 4 on Xbox 360
... Copied to Clipboard!
SK8T3R215
07/17/17 12:01:50 PM
#40:


Fake
---
New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gojak_v3
07/17/17 12:02:25 PM
#41:


"Give 2 blow jobs"

I'm sorry that one just kills me. /dead
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
That_Happened
07/17/17 12:02:50 PM
#42:


D-Qwon posted...
Get over what? I just didn't realize 15 year olds were so slutty these days.


Average female American these days loses their virginity at 17 (males at 18) and the number has been rising for years.

Girls lost their virginity earlier when you were a kid. People are getting less "slutty."
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gojak_v3
07/17/17 12:05:10 PM
#43:


That_Happened posted...
D-Qwon posted...
Get over what? I just didn't realize 15 year olds were so slutty these days.


Average female American these days loses their virginity at 17 (males at 18) and the number has been rising for years.

Girls lost their virginity earlier when you were a kid. People are getting less "slutty."


I think people are missing the actual urge/want to have sex and going through with it. It's a lot more complicated for them at that age as opposed in yer 20s and 30s and hooking up on the regular. Or in CE's case never.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
OpShaft
07/17/17 12:05:59 PM
#44:


How did she hook up with Jacob again but not have sex?
---
Posted with GameRaven 3.2.1
... Copied to Clipboard!
D-Qwon
07/17/17 12:06:37 PM
#45:


That_Happened posted...
D-Qwon posted...
Get over what? I just didn't realize 15 year olds were so slutty these days.


Average female American these days loses their virginity at 17 (males at 18) and the number has been rising for years.

Girls lost their virginity earlier when you were a kid. People are getting less "slutty."


So in other words, the guy I originally quoted was wrong. Thank you.
---
Get your groove on!
... Copied to Clipboard!
DyingPancake
07/17/17 12:07:52 PM
#46:


SMAP- posted...
DyingPancake posted...
This is sounds really awkward and like someone above me said pretty much all of this can be done in a week.

I guess I can't critisize too much though because I did the same thing one year (even though I was younger). One thing on my list was to eat a Ballpark hotdog

I also don't know what crossfade is or what an "artsy" 4th of July is


Crossfade is to be drunk and high at the same time


I thought it'd be something like that

Kinda lame alot of her list is different variations of getting drunk or having sex
---
Under a cold October sky, I wait
I had ice cream with quincy2000a!
... Copied to Clipboard!
That_Happened
07/17/17 12:09:38 PM
#47:


D-Qwon posted...
That_Happened posted...
D-Qwon posted...
Get over what? I just didn't realize 15 year olds were so slutty these days.


Average female American these days loses their virginity at 17 (males at 18) and the number has been rising for years.

Girls lost their virginity earlier when you were a kid. People are getting less "slutty."


So in other words, the guy I originally quoted was wrong. Thank you.

He's not necessarily wrong in terms of the wording: it IS "normal" for 15 year olds to have sex. It's not the average but it's not like it's grossly abnormal. Plus take into account that

- this is a list of what a person fantasizes about doing, not what she'll actually do if given the chance, and
- It's probably a fake list anyway. Anyone with two color pens could have created it and made up the story.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
gna647
07/17/17 12:09:54 PM
#48:


... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus
07/17/17 12:10:05 PM
#49:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Gojak_v3
07/17/17 12:11:49 PM
#50:


So to sum up what she has actually done, she has basically just sat around the house getting drunk this summer. Which CEgal is this?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3