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EnragedSlith
07/16/17 7:09:47 PM
#1:


guy did nothing in the two movies he was in and then embarrassingly stumbled into a giant immobile vagina monster and died

and if anyone brings up the atrocious EU that shouldn't ever be brought up when talking about movies, regardless, it was rendered irrelevant by Disney


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__aCEr__
07/16/17 7:11:14 PM
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Expensive delivery boy.
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Feline_Heart
07/16/17 7:14:28 PM
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I didn't even know his name when I was watching the movies for the first time so I didn't understand how he made such an impression that everyone loves him
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Slip-N-Slide
07/16/17 7:15:53 PM
#4:


EnragedSlith posted...
then embarrassingly stumbled into a giant immobile vagina monster and died

That's the way I wanna go.
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DevsBro
07/16/17 7:17:41 PM
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I didn't even know his name when I was watching the movies for the first time so I didn't understand how he made such an impression that everyone loves him

Did he even have a name in the movies?

And for that matter, what scene does "May the Force be with you" "And also with you" come from?
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Duncanwii
07/16/17 7:18:34 PM
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George Lucas said recently that if he had known how popular Boba was with the fanbase he'd have given him a more dignified death scene.
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glitteringfairy
07/16/17 7:18:59 PM
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DevsBro posted...
I didn't even know his name when I was watching the movies for the first time so I didn't understand how he made such an impression that everyone loves him

Did he even have a name in the movies?

And for that matter, what scene does "May the Force be with you" "And also with you" come from?

Classic DevsBro post
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moose_knuckle
07/16/17 7:19:32 PM
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I read somewhere that he flew out of that thing with his jetpack
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EnragedSlith
07/17/17 12:47:38 AM
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moose_knuckle posted...
I read somewhere that he flew out of that thing with his jetpack

Yeah, you read some alternate history fiction
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Cookie Bag
07/17/17 12:50:09 AM
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He was an asshole in shadows of the empire but yeah pathetic as fuck in the movies...
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RebelElite791
07/17/17 12:50:39 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
I read somewhere that he flew out of that thing with his jetpack

Yeah, you read some alternate history fiction

Boba in canon is neither definitely alive nor dead, and more points to alive than otherwise.

But yeah Boba a jobber.
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Hey
07/17/17 12:52:24 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
I read somewhere that he flew out of that thing with his jetpack

Yeah, you read some alternate history fiction

Boba in canon is neither definitely alive nor dead, and more points to alive than otherwise.

But yeah Boba a jobber.

No he's dead. Unless you want to say windu and palpatine are alive as well
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/17/17 12:54:20 AM
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His only fault was having a stupid name, and you can't blame him for that. His dad was probably mad at his dad for also giving him a stupid name :<
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EnragedSlith
07/17/17 12:55:40 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
I read somewhere that he flew out of that thing with his jetpack

Yeah, you read some alternate history fiction

Boba in canon is neither definitely alive nor dead, and more points to alive than otherwise.

But yeah Boba a jobber.

Honestly fine with him being alive, but I don't know why it matters so much, so I prefer to troll EU nerds with it instead
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WizardPowers
07/17/17 12:56:19 AM
#16:


I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt
for Jabba hunt
to finance my vette
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electricbugs2
07/17/17 12:57:04 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
His only fault was having a stupid name, and you can't blame him for that. His dad was probably mad at his dad for also giving him a stupid name :<

Jango was named by Jaster. Didn't have a real father.

But yeah Boba is a dumb name and he was pretty lame in the movies outside of looking and sounding intimidating.

Hell the Star Wars Holiday Special Cartoon Boba is actually the most badass version in film so far -_- Hopefully his stand alone movie fixes this.

And to those saying he's confirmed dead...

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Boba_Fett

^No confirmed deathdate. And that's the canon article, not the Legends version. Unconfirmed, to put in plainly.
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/17/17 12:58:38 AM
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Well biological or not, the guys who named the Fetts were jerks
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thronedfire2
07/17/17 12:59:11 AM
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in Imperial Tatooine, vagina eats you!
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DrizztLink
07/17/17 1:00:00 AM
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He had five lines in the trilogy.

And one of them was "AAAaaahhhh."

To quote ERB.
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RebelElite791
07/17/17 1:03:13 AM
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Hey posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
I read somewhere that he flew out of that thing with his jetpack

Yeah, you read some alternate history fiction

Boba in canon is neither definitely alive nor dead, and more points to alive than otherwise.

But yeah Boba a jobber.

No he's dead. Unless you want to say windu and palpatine are alive as well

I guess you know better than the people who make Star Wars, because that's what they've directly said.
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Keith_Valentine
07/17/17 1:07:12 AM
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But he has the Look. When Han sees him, he says his name with respect. Notice in return of the jedi, when Leia pulls out the thermal blaster... Boba snaps his rifle up instantly, before anyone else even starts moving.

Also, in the books, Boba crawls out of the Sarlacc and survived being digested, as it does take 'thousands of years' to digest its food. Then he starts killing everyone.

He's way better in the book series. The Bounty Hunter series I think. Everyone is better in the books, there's a whole extra world of Star Wars shit going on in writing. The could make movies forever off that material.
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RebelElite791
07/17/17 6:38:09 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
But he has the Look. When Han sees him, he says his name with respect. Notice in return of the jedi, when Leia pulls out the thermal blaster... Boba snaps his rifle up instantly, before anyone else even starts moving.

Also, in the books, Boba crawls out of the Sarlacc and survived being digested, as it does take 'thousands of years' to digest its food. Then he starts killing everyone.

He's way better in the book series. The Bounty Hunter series I think. Everyone is better in the books, there's a whole extra world of Star Wars shit going on in writing. The could make movies forever off that material.

No
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ThePrinceFish
07/17/17 6:38:44 PM
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Boba Fett was cool as shit. I mean just look at him. Awesome.
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Dyinglegacy
07/17/17 6:41:18 PM
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Kinda funny. The guys was suppose to be an elite badass. People quivered in their boots at the mention of his name. Then... He falls.
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Zack_Attackv1
07/17/17 7:00:19 PM
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MI4 REAL
07/17/17 7:02:24 PM
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WizardPowers posted...
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt
for Jabba hunt
to finance my vette


I thought about posting this earlier.

Thank you for posting this.
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giantblimpN7
07/17/17 7:03:59 PM
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Distant_Rainbow
07/17/17 7:04:53 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Did he even have a name in the movies?


I seem to remember blinded!Han yelling 'What? Boba Fett? Where?' to Chewie before accidentally setting off that ignominious jetpack malfunction.
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Pastryarchy
07/17/17 8:25:10 PM
#31:


can we take a moment to talk shit about boba fett?

People have been doing that for years after seeing all the Boba FATTS that show up at conventions.
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RebelElite791
07/17/17 11:03:34 PM
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Pastryarchy posted...
can we take a moment to talk shit about boba fett?

People have been doing that for years after seeing all the Boba FATTS that show up at conventions.

Boba T H I C C *
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Dash_Harber
07/17/17 11:14:25 PM
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Honestly, I never got the hype around him. I guess it's just because of his cool armor and all the gadgets, but the guy had basically no role in the story besides delivering Han to Boba Fett, which could have been done by literally anyone. That being said, I have a Mandalorian themed wallet, so I guess they've got their hooks into me either way.
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DrizztLink
07/18/17 7:20:47 PM
#34:


Dash_Harber posted...
but the guy had basically no role in the story besides delivering Han to Boba Fett,

uh
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Twinmold
07/18/17 7:26:13 PM
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MI4 REAL posted...
WizardPowers posted...
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt
for Jabba hunt
to finance my vette


I thought about posting this earlier.

Thank you for posting this.

Damn, now I have to go forage up my MC Chris album and relisten to it. Skits and all.
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stone
07/18/17 7:29:45 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...

Boba in canon is neither definitely alive nor dead, and more points to alive than otherwise.

Schrodinger's Fett
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Superlinkbro
07/18/17 7:30:43 PM
#37:


Definitely one of the most overrated characters in history.

His father was a badass in Star Wars Bounty Hunter though.
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DrizztLink
07/18/17 7:33:45 PM
#38:


stone posted...
RebelElite791 posted...

Boba in canon is neither definitely alive nor dead, and more points to alive than otherwise.

Schrodinger's Fett

HA.

+1
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electricbugs2
07/18/17 7:37:02 PM
#39:


Superlinkbro posted...
His father was a badass in Star Wars Bounty Hunter though.

One of my favorite games of all time. Some of the shit Jango said still sticks out.

"Your not worth my time dead or alive punk. I'm after someone else. TALK! Or I'll kill you right here!"

Hard as fuck when I was a kid though fuck the prison levels.
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DrizztLink
07/18/17 7:45:09 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Hard as fuck when I was a kid though fuck the prison levels.

I don't think I ever beat the level with that fucking Krayt dragon.
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electricbugs2
07/18/17 7:48:33 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I don't think I ever beat the level with that fucking Krayt dragon.

I stopped at the final chapter when I was a kid. Got past the dragon after a few tries but the Bando Gora levels are absolutely brutal if you don't know what your doing and the enemies themselves were actually pretty terrifying.
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--kresnik--
07/18/17 7:49:10 PM
#42:


Coolest helmet.

The other movies are just fanfic.
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Dash_Harber
07/18/17 7:54:28 PM
#43:


DrizztLink posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
but the guy had basically no role in the story besides delivering Han to Boba Fett,

uh


Oh, I'm sorry, I was under the impression he was like one of seven bounty hunters introduced with the exact same fucking job.
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stone
07/18/17 7:57:44 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
but the guy had basically no role in the story besides delivering Han to Boba Fett,

uh


Oh, I'm sorry, I was under the impression he was like one of seven bounty hunters introduced with the exact same fucking job.

You probably meant delivering Han to Jabba?
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Dash_Harber
07/18/17 7:59:09 PM
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stone posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
but the guy had basically no role in the story besides delivering Han to Boba Fett,

uh


Oh, I'm sorry, I was under the impression he was like one of seven bounty hunters introduced with the exact same fucking job.

You probably meant delivering Han to Jabba?

Hahaha, wow, I'm an idiot. Total brain fart. My bad. Usually Star Wars fans go batshit when you suggest their favorite character isn't the best, so I got defensive. My apologies Drizzt.
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Xeno14
07/18/17 8:09:18 PM
#46:


i remember asking my brother(who was saw the original movies when they released in theaters, (had quite a few of the toys, or as many as or poor ass family could afford) what he thought of boba fett. His response was "who?"
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HogRiderreturns
07/18/17 8:15:47 PM
#47:


Hey posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
I read somewhere that he flew out of that thing with his jetpack

Yeah, you read some alternate history fiction

Boba in canon is neither definitely alive nor dead, and more points to alive than otherwise.

But yeah Boba a jobber.

No he's dead. Unless you want to say windu and palpatine are alive as well

No, I am pretty sure it is still canon that the Sarlaac keeps it's victims alive for hundreds of years to feed off of them.
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Dash_Harber
07/18/17 8:18:58 PM
#48:


HogRiderreturns posted...
Hey posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
I read somewhere that he flew out of that thing with his jetpack

Yeah, you read some alternate history fiction

Boba in canon is neither definitely alive nor dead, and more points to alive than otherwise.

But yeah Boba a jobber.

No he's dead. Unless you want to say windu and palpatine are alive as well

No, I am pretty sure it is still canon that the Sarlaac keeps it's victims alive for hundreds of years to feed off of them.

Lol, that's ridiculous;
Fan - "Uh, is Boba Fett dead."
Staffer #1 - "Oh shit, if we say he is dead, then we won't be able to sell any new toys of him."
Staffer #2 - "No! The sarlac keeps its victims alive for hundreds of years beyond their lifespan to feed! Which is why we are proud to introduce the 'Old Man Boba Fett in the Sarlac Pit Action Figure', with real digestive fluid covered emaciated action!"
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EnragedSlith
07/18/17 8:37:03 PM
#49:


Dash_Harber posted...
HogRiderreturns posted...
Hey posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
I read somewhere that he flew out of that thing with his jetpack

Yeah, you read some alternate history fiction

Boba in canon is neither definitely alive nor dead, and more points to alive than otherwise.

But yeah Boba a jobber.

No he's dead. Unless you want to say windu and palpatine are alive as well

No, I am pretty sure it is still canon that the Sarlaac keeps it's victims alive for hundreds of years to feed off of them.

Lol, that's ridiculous;
Fan - "Uh, is Boba Fett dead."
Staffer #1 - "Oh shit, if we say he is dead, then we won't be able to sell any new toys of him."
Staffer #2 - "No! The sarlac keeps its victims alive for hundreds of years beyond their lifespan to feed! Which is why we are proud to introduce the 'Old Man Boba Fett in the Sarlac Pit Action Figure', with real digestive fluid covered emaciated action!"

I can't wait for the standalone Disney movie that's a controversial 3 hours of Boba Fett writhing in pain
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
07/18/17 8:40:46 PM
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Can you believe people think he can beat Samus lmfao
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