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PokemonYoutube
07/12/17 10:21:27 AM
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Went to see Spider-Man. 12:30 PM showing, not too crowded. Booked me a damn good seat. I made myself comfortable. Then, a group of seven boys, aged around 13 or 14, takes their seats right behind me. They were chatting something fierce, but I figured that would stop once the movie started. A couple in their early twenties sits right in front of me.

During the movie, those fucking kids would not shut the fuck up. After about 30 minutes, I politely ask them if they could keep quiet, and they responded by telling me to "shut my fucking mouth". Meanwhile, the couple in front of me was getting pretty damn handsy with each other. The girl was outright moaning at one point. My blood was starting to boil. I just wanted to watch the fucking movie without being disturbed. So I texted the cinema security, explained the multiple disturbances, and in they came. Paused the movie, turned the lights on, caught the couple with their pants down (literally). They booted the horny couple out first, and then turned to the kids, who were given a choice: either shut up or be escorted out. They said they were going to be quiet, and security left. But that was a lie, as they were back to being a nuisance only minutes later, so I called security back in and had them thrown out too.

After the movie ended, the manager approached me and offered me a free movie ticket as compensation, which was kinda useless to me, as I'm part of their members club which gets unlimited free tickets for €25 a month. But yeah, I would have much preferred it if the whole thing could have been avoided.

TL;DR: Went to see Spider-Man, got bothered by loud kids and a couple pleasuring each other. Had them all thrown out by security and was offered a useless compensation by the manager.
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PoopPotato
07/12/17 10:23:09 AM
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But are you an avid amiibo collector?
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Gorbachev
07/12/17 10:23:17 AM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
The girl was outright moaning at one point

wow i'd be watching them instead of the movie at that point.
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DevsBro
07/12/17 10:23:36 AM
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Damn dude you have it this rough when some kids only have to put up with starvation.
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Dustin1280
07/12/17 10:24:01 AM
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is this a copy-pasta?
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Kajagogo
07/12/17 10:25:37 AM
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You were texting during the movie?
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PokemonYoutube
07/12/17 10:25:56 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
But are you an avid amiibo collector?

Somewhat.

Gorbachev posted...
PokemonYoutube posted...
The girl was outright moaning at one point

wow i'd be watching them instead of the movie at that point.

Couldn't see from my angle without leaning in extremely obviously, on top of it being dark and all.

DevsBro posted...
Damn dude you have it this rough when some kids only have to put up with starvation.

Sucks for them. Not my concern.

Dustin1280 posted...
is this a copy-pasta?

Nope.
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treewojima
07/12/17 10:25:59 AM
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I was the guy in front of you, you fucking cockblock
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PokemonYoutube
07/12/17 10:26:50 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
You were texting during the movie?

Well, yeah. How else was I going to get security involved? They show the number in front of every movie.
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Kajagogo
07/12/17 10:29:00 AM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
Kajagogo posted...
You were texting during the movie?

Well, yeah. How else was I going to get security involved? They show the number in front of every movie.


You're not supposed to be on your phone during the movie. I'm sure you were bothering others while you were snitching.
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Chad-Henne
07/12/17 10:30:26 AM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
Kajagogo posted...
You were texting during the movie?

Well, yeah. How else was I going to get security involved? They show the number in front of every movie.


You're supposed to keep your phone off during the movie TC; the light is distracting to others.

They should've thrown you out, too
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Dustin1280
07/12/17 10:32:22 AM
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Dude you seem like someone that would be really annoying to hang out with.
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Lorenzo_2003
07/12/17 10:37:37 AM
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Good for you, TC. Throw those jackasses out. Why even go to a movie if you're just going to fuck around in the theater?
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Kitt
07/12/17 10:38:46 AM
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CE always tries to find some excuse to go after topic creators even in situations where they're in the right.

Good%u200B for you for taking initiative, TC.
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PokemonYoutube
07/12/17 10:40:44 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
Dude you seem like someone that would be really annoying to hang out with.

Because I'm not down with being loud during a movie or fingering a girl in a movie theater?
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DyingPancake
07/12/17 10:53:47 AM
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I had some guy want to fight me after a movie one time becuase I asked him to be quite because he was straight up having a conversation with someone

The worst though was when my girlfriend and I were watching a movie and this group of about 15 teenagers came in and sat right behind us. They were wild as hell and eventually I just lost it and screamed at them to shut the fuck up. Obviously that didn't work, but most of them were kicked out and then the rest were quite. I was told I'd be getting an ass beating in the parking lot but it never happened.

I have no idea why people think they're justified to be a jackass during a movie
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Dustin1280
07/12/17 10:54:16 AM
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PokemonYoutube posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Dude you seem like someone that would be really annoying to hang out with.

Because I'm not down with being loud during a movie or fingering a girl in a movie theater?

The kids would have annoyed the crap out of me but I would told them to shut the fuck up or I will get them kicked out.

The couple could easily have been ignored.
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Gorbachev
07/12/17 10:54:53 AM
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Tc was absolutely in the right here and you all know it.
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Wetterdew
07/12/17 10:57:35 AM
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Good, I'm glad you got them out. I had a bad experience watching Wonder Woman with the fat woman next to me, and it was so crowded that I didn't want to step over a million people to get somebody involved. So I didn't do anything really other than tell her what I thought
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FightingGames
07/12/17 10:58:48 AM
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tc is doing god's work
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sktgamer_13dude
07/12/17 10:59:51 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
PokemonYoutube posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Dude you seem like someone that would be really annoying to hang out with.

Because I'm not down with being loud during a movie or fingering a girl in a movie theater?

The kids would have annoyed the crap out of me but I would told them to shut the fuck up or I will get them kicked out.

The couple could easily have been ignored.

Not if she's moaning and whatnot.

Go to an empty theater if you wanna do that shit. Or don't fucking sit right next to someone.
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Wetterdew
07/12/17 11:09:32 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
PokemonYoutube posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Dude you seem like someone that would be really annoying to hang out with.

Because I'm not down with being loud during a movie or fingering a girl in a movie theater?

The kids would have annoyed the crap out of me but I would told them to shut the fuck up or I will get them kicked out.

The couple could easily have been ignored.

Not if she's moaning and whatnot.

Go to an empty theater if you wanna do that shit. Or don't fucking sit right next to someone.

Don't have sex/finger somebody in a movie theater. It's a public place, and the person managing the projector can see you, even if you're in the back.
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PokemonYoutube
07/12/17 2:43:04 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
PokemonYoutube posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Dude you seem like someone that would be really annoying to hang out with.

Because I'm not down with being loud during a movie or fingering a girl in a movie theater?

The kids would have annoyed the crap out of me but I would told them to shut the fuck up or I will get them kicked out.

The couple could easily have been ignored.

That's exactly what I did, except I tried asking them politely.

And the couple was literally in the seats in front of me. There was like two feet between them and me. Pretty damn hard to ignore, especially if they're moaning and kissing quite loudly.
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