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Cyrax
07/11/17 6:38:00 PM
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What should I do, CE? I can't afford to go to jail.
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WilliamPorygon
07/11/17 6:39:48 PM
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Give the obvious scammers your credit card info, of course.
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SoraOwnsOctopus
07/11/17 6:39:54 PM
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Tell them "F da police!"
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ManSpread
07/11/17 6:40:04 PM
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Wetterdew
07/11/17 6:42:03 PM
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Tell them you'll wait for the police to arrest you and that you'd rather let them handle it
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StucklnMyPants
07/11/17 6:42:04 PM
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That's a scam. The IRS doesn't make phone calls. They will send you a letter.
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07/11/17 6:42:28 PM
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kuwab0
07/11/17 6:42:38 PM
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I never knew the IRS hired so many people with thick Indian accents
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KFHEWUI
07/11/17 6:56:02 PM
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Send a message to The Hoax Hotel on twitter.
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KillerSlaw
07/11/17 6:59:40 PM
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Whenever I get the IRS Indian on the Phone I always like to say some shit like "I'll be waiting" and usually rack my shotgun if it's nearby.

They always hang up real quick.
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Wetterdew
07/12/17 4:02:16 AM
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KFHEWUI posted...
Send a message to The Hoax Hotel on twitter.

Do that, too
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MabusIncarnate
07/12/17 4:04:57 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Whenever I get the IRS Indian on the Phone I always like to say some shit like "I'll be waiting" and usually rack my shotgun if it's nearby.

They always hang up real quick.

This happened all the time
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KillerSlaw
07/12/17 6:05:12 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...

This happened all the time


Nah, only like two times where I've actually had the shotgun. Maybe 5 times where I've just told them I'd be waiting.

Don't be mad that you can't have fun with the scammers.
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