Current Events > Fat people at work shit constantly

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Great work gimmick
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their legs apply pressure to each other and after a while it gets irritated so they have to sit down on the toilet more often than other people
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And how do they take half an hour to shit? Are their diets so garbage it really takes that long, or are their lives so garbage the bathroom is the only alone time they get.

I'm overweight and have a pretty shitty diet and it only takes me 5-10 minutes to shit at the most.

9/10's out of ten I'm done in the first minute and the rest is just checking if there could be more
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Rexdragon125 posted...

And how do they take half an hour to shit? Are their diets so garbage it really takes that long, or are their lives so garbage the bathroom is the only alone time they get.

Idk but you are correct
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People with excessive input tend to have increased output, yes.
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If you took 10 minutes to poop while on the clock at work, it's like having a day and half of paid vacation.
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GrAyFoX312k posted...

If you took 10 minutes to poop while on the clock at work, it's like having a day and half of paid vacation.

excuse me
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