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MemeDaddy
07/08/17 10:51:10 AM
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80/80

Eric Andre was right?

The discovery of Jesus’s time in India lines up perfectly with The Lost Years of Jesus, as well as with the degree of significance of his birth in the Middle East. When a great Buddhist, or Holy Man (i.e. Lama), dies, wise men consult the stars and other omens and set off — often on extraordinarily long journeys — to find the infant who is the reincarnation of the Lama. When the child is old enough he is taken away from his parents and educated in the Buddhist faith. Experts speculate that this is the foundational origin of the story of the Three Wise Men, and it is now believed Jesus was taken to India at 13 and taught as a Buddhist. At the time, Buddhism was already a 500-year-old religion and Christianity, of course, had not even begun.


https://www.feelguide.com/2017/01/19/bbc-doc-proves-jesus-was-a-buddhist-monk-named-issa-who-spent-16-years-in-india-tibet/
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Vyrulisse
07/08/17 10:52:08 AM
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Who knows if it's true but Jesus seems like he would be the type of guy that would be interested in other beliefs.
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awesome999
07/08/17 10:52:08 AM
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So that means I'm a Christian? Or the other Christians are Buddhists?
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armandro
07/08/17 10:52:37 AM
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This changes nothing
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MemeDaddy
07/08/17 10:52:47 AM
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awesome999 posted...
So that means I'm a Christian? Or the other Christians are Buddhists?

Not really, it's more like the whole "Jesus was a Jew" thing is just debunked.
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MemeDaddy
07/08/17 10:52:54 AM
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armandro posted...
This changes nothing
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Skye Reynolds
07/08/17 10:54:02 AM
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New documentary proves Jesus was a gay woman of color. Also, a practicing liberal atheist muslim. Suck it, conservatives!
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Slaya4
07/08/17 10:55:05 AM
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Tag
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lukabrosci
07/08/17 10:58:29 AM
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so jews were right
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Schwarber
07/08/17 11:00:18 AM
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whitelytning
07/08/17 11:01:07 AM
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Trump/Fox News kind of "proof" in this topic.
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WilliamPorygon
07/08/17 11:01:26 AM
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You know what? I'm sorry, but documentaries really can't be trusted, especially when they're made for entertainment and/or the makers have an agenda going in, which 99% of them do. People really need to fucking start realizing this.
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apolloooo
07/08/17 11:03:02 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Who knows if it's true but Jesus seems like he would be the type of guy that would be interested in other beliefs.

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DawkinsNumber4
07/08/17 11:03:26 AM
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This is not a new story.

http://www.epicurus.net/en/history.html


"As indicated in the discussion of Judea above, Christians originated as one of the Nazarene cults. Unfortunately, the various historical accounts of Jesus are highly unreliable and mutually contradictory, and many of the stories associated with him may be an amalgamation of folk-tales about several different Nazarene leaders and wholly fictional accounts (based on widespread myths in circulation at the time) written many decades after the alleged events described. As best as can be determined, Jesus appears to have been a renegade Mandaean who claimed to be a descendant of the royal house of David, the anointed (“messiah” or “christos”) king of Jewish prophecy who would conquer the world. There are also strong indications that Jesus also claimed to be an incarnation of a “wisdom of life” that the Mandaeans equate with god.

Jesus's political pretensions were cut short at a crucial stage in his career when he entered Jerusalem in preparation for a coup against the Herodians, only to be betrayed by one of his own followers. Jesus was arrested and crucified, but to the dismay of the Roman/Herodian authorities, Jesus survived the crucifixion (possibly with the connivance of the commander of the Roman troops handling the crucifixion, who later became a Christian bishop in Cappodocia), and after his resuscitation was seen leaving the tomb-chamber assisted by two other Nazarenes. As the startling news of Jesus's resuscitation spread, his brother James announced that Jesus had been miraculously resurrected and that he had been personally deputized by Jesus to lead the Nazarenes as their “bishop of bishops” until Jesus's return (which was supposed to take place within a single generation of his original ministry). James's claim to leadership was accepted by most of the recent Nazarene converts, as he was the heir apparent to Jesus and thus next in line to be King of the Judeans. There is some evidence that Jesus meanwhile fled to Syria and then eastwards out of the Roman Empire, where he continued his teaching and faith-healing for many decades in Iran and Kashmir. A possible tomb of Jesus is located in Srinagar, the capital of Kashmir.

While James's sect in Jerusalem was largely destroyed by his execution and the flight of his followers from Judea prior to the Roman sacking of Jerusalem in 70 A.D., as well as the systematic campaign carried on by the Romans to kill the families of all messianic claimants, a missionary to non-Judeans by the name of Saul of Tarsus (also known by his latinized name Paul) transmitted a less militant form of Christianity to various cities in Turkey, Greece, and Italy. Rather than stressing Jesus's messianic role as a Judean world conqueror, Saul claimed that Jesus was not just a mere mortal from the house of David, but one of the immortals who shortly after his resurrection had ascended into heaven. Saul portrayed Jesus as a miracle-working demi-god, the son of the traditional Judean deity, who had come for the salvation of all mankind and not just Judeans. With this dejudaizing process initiated by Saul, Christianity could be made acceptable to non-Judeans, who otherwise would have had no reason to feel any loyalty towards a Jewish messiah."

Is another place I know that goes into interesting details.
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ThyCorndog
07/08/17 11:03:45 AM
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is this a real documentary or an ancient aliens/mermaids/etc type of documentary?
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Awesome
07/08/17 11:04:12 AM
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isnt there a belief that he went to japan and died there?
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MemeDaddy
07/08/17 11:04:40 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
You know what? I'm sorry, but documentaries really can't be trusted, especially when they're made for entertainment and/or the makers have an agenda going in, which 99% of them do. People really need to fucking start realizing this.

That's exactly how I view documentaries too really.

It's entertainment, just like conspiracy theory videos.
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ManLink4321
07/08/17 11:05:40 AM
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BBC documentary that has an agenda
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Skye Reynolds
07/08/17 11:06:11 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
is this a real documentary or an ancient aliens/mermaids/etc type of documentary?


Where in the Bible does it state that Mary Magdalene wasn't a mermaid?

:v
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DawkinsNumber4
07/08/17 11:06:37 AM
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ManLink4321 posted...
BBC documentary that has an agenda



Like the bible?
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ManLink4321
07/08/17 11:44:12 AM
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DawkinsNumber4 posted...
ManLink4321 posted...
BBC documentary that has an agenda



Like the bible?


How does the bible have an agenda?
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DrizztLink
07/08/17 11:47:01 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
is this a real documentary or an ancient aliens/mermaids/etc type of documentary?


Where in the Bible does it state that Mary Magdalene wasn't a mermaid?

:v

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Damn_Underscore
07/08/17 11:55:31 AM
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Even if Jesus learned his teaching style from Buddhist monks and taught like Buddhist monks do, how is he a Buddhist monk if he is the son of God
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Returning_CEmen
07/08/17 11:58:59 AM
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I've heard theories about Jesus going to India and starting a family, but that was said to have happened after the arose from the dead.
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DarkChozoGhost
07/08/17 12:01:27 PM
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Early Buddhism was very philosophical, and easily compatible with other religions. Some forms of it today are as well.
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OrtegaTron
07/08/17 12:11:41 PM
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Buddhism is more of a spiritual ideology then a religion. I know Chiristians that read eastern philosophy. Me included.
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DawkinsNumber4
07/08/17 12:12:41 PM
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ManLink4321 posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
ManLink4321 posted...
BBC documentary that has an agenda



Like the bible?


How does the bible have an agenda?



Is the bible's agenda not to spread the word of God?
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iosifsvoboda
07/08/17 1:25:27 PM
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Yeah you can easily connect Buddhism and Christianity into a single doctrine. If you read jesus words it's very Buddha
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thronedfire2
07/08/17 1:27:34 PM
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ManLink4321 posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
ManLink4321 posted...
BBC documentary that has an agenda



Like the bible?


How does the bible have an agenda?


LOL
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MemeDaddy
07/08/17 8:43:44 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Even if Jesus learned his teaching style from Buddhist monks and taught like Buddhist monks do, how is he a Buddhist monk if he is the son of God

Even if Jesus learned his teaching style from Hebrews and taught like Pharisees do, how is he a Jew if he is the son of God
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MemeDaddy
07/09/17 11:01:09 AM
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bump
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OleBillyBoy225
07/09/17 11:41:04 AM
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I want a BBC.
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Flermin
07/09/17 11:51:50 AM
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OleBillyBoy225 posted...
I want a BBC.

Cox cable
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ManLink4321
07/09/17 5:30:21 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
ManLink4321 posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
ManLink4321 posted...
BBC documentary that has an agenda



Like the bible?


How does the bible have an agenda?


LOL


Nice (non) answer.
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pikachupwnage
07/09/17 5:39:33 PM
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ManLink4321 posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
ManLink4321 posted...
BBC documentary that has an agenda



Like the bible?


How does the bible have an agenda?


*Looks at posters username*

*it isn't complete_Idoit*

*is very disappointed*
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teepan95
07/09/17 5:43:04 PM
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Hmm

I always thought Jesus travelled east after his crucifixion
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MemeDaddy
07/09/17 10:48:58 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Hmm

I always thought Jesus travelled east after his crucifixion

why
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teepan95
07/10/17 9:44:10 AM
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MemeDaddy posted...
teepan95 posted...
Hmm

I always thought Jesus travelled east after his crucifixion

why

Cause no one knows what he did after the crucifixion, as opposed to before.
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MemeDaddy
07/10/17 9:51:24 AM
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what did he do before crucifixion
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EverDownward
07/10/17 9:54:59 AM
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Awesome posted...
isnt there a belief that he went to japan and died there?

There is, and the town where he supposedly died has a site for his place of rest.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/10/17 10:00:21 AM
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Reminds me of this movie . . .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_from_Earth

Basically Vandal Savage claims to be Jesus, taught from Buddha, and tries to convince his colleagues (academics in their own professions) of it.
The writers had their heads pretty far up their asses but it's worth a watch if you're bored.
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DawkinsNumber4
07/10/17 10:01:36 AM
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ManLink4321 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
ManLink4321 posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
ManLink4321 posted...
BBC documentary that has an agenda



Like the bible?


How does the bible have an agenda?


LOL


Nice (non) answer.



I actually answered with a question but it was not answered.
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Paragon21XX
07/10/17 10:11:13 AM
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About as credible as the Da Vinci Code.
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teepan95
07/10/17 1:22:54 PM
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MemeDaddy posted...
what did he do before crucifixion

To a large extent, that what was described in the Bible.

I'm not a Christian btw, before you ask.
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MemeDaddy
07/10/17 9:03:12 PM
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teepan95 posted...
MemeDaddy posted...
what did he do before crucifixion

To a large extent, that what was described in the Bible.

I'm not a Christian btw, before you ask.

you sure you're not a Christian?
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teepan95
07/11/17 10:06:41 AM
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