Current Events > the sea was angry that day, my friends
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Bluebomber182 07/07/17 8:10:54 AM #1: |
like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli
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GODTIER 07/07/17 8:14:40 AM #2: |
ive shit in more salt water than youve sailed in
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ThisSecretNinja 07/07/17 8:17:08 AM #3: |
Is it me, or was that the ugliest baby you've ever seen?
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KiwiTerraRizing 07/07/17 8:27:39 AM #4: |
Hole in one
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Scorsese2002 07/07/17 8:29:56 AM #5: |
Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?
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Bluebomber182 07/07/17 8:54:38 AM #6: |
but i dont wanna be a pirate
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Vyrulisse 07/07/17 8:58:17 AM #7: |
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InTheEyesOfFire 07/07/17 9:03:05 AM #8: |
In that moment, I was a marine biologist.
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Vol2tex 07/07/17 9:05:17 AM #9: |
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Eat More Beef 07/07/17 9:23:40 AM #10: |
"What did she say?"
"She told me to 'go to hell!' and I took the bus home." --- I wrote a horror short story collection. You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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I4NRulez 07/07/17 9:24:31 AM #11: |
Is anyone here a marine biologist!?!?
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Bluebomber182 07/07/17 11:48:44 AM #12: |
serenity now!
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EvalAngell 07/07/17 11:52:21 AM #13: |
Jerry! It's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead! Call me back!
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Vol2tex 07/07/17 11:54:10 AM #14: |
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Leight_Weight 07/07/17 12:43:42 PM #16: |
The Andrea Doria eased into the ocean like an old man into a warm bath, no offense
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bobtuse 07/07/17 12:50:08 PM #17: |
Remember: It's not a lie... if you believe it.
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DyingPancake 07/07/17 12:52:47 PM #18: |
You're eating onions; you're spotting dimes. I don't know what the hells going on!
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Bluebomber182 07/07/17 4:50:04 PM #19: |
these pretzels...are making me THIRSTY
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GODTIER 07/07/17 4:57:31 PM #20: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
GODTIER posted...ive shit in more salt water than youve sailed in i didnt even realize these were seinfeld quotes its just an old navy saying --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vyrulisse 07/07/17 7:46:35 PM #21: |
EvalAngell posted...
Jerry! It's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead! Call me back! His quick delivery during that line makes me laugh every time  --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kyujo 07/07/17 7:51:40 PM #22: |
Another Festivus miracle!
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Schwarber 07/07/17 7:56:13 PM #23: |
Hey, I had to draw that guy from memory. Considering, I think that's damn good.
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D-Lo_BrownTown 07/07/17 7:58:26 PM #24: |
Don't you understand!? It's not about him! To have a line as perfect as "Jerk Store" and never get to use it! I couldn't live with myself!
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Vyrulisse 07/07/17 8:06:22 PM #25: |
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Bluebomber182 07/07/17 8:08:22 PM #26: |
hello newman
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kyujo 07/07/17 8:09:37 PM #27: |
No one cares about your Gammy
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Scorsese2002 07/07/17 9:10:41 PM #28: |
You MUST exercise the gaskets George!
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matteus70 07/08/17 2:29:29 AM #29: |
Bluebomber182 posted...
hello newman Hello, Vargas. --- http://i.imgur.com/WI706xP.jpg It's not about the bunny. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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D-Lo_BrownTown 07/08/17 6:30:11 AM #30: |
You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup. I'm going to save the meal for another time.
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Vyrulisse 07/08/17 6:34:20 AM #31: |
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup. I'm going to save the meal for another time. ...Another time? What other time? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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D-Lo_BrownTown 07/08/17 6:41:34 AM #32: |
Vyrulisse posted...
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup. I'm going to save the meal for another time. I had a hot dog earlier, I'm not that hungry. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EffectAndCause 07/08/17 6:45:19 AM #33: |
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kuwab0 07/08/17 6:46:50 AM #34: |
I proclaim this: The Summer of George!
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Vyrulisse 07/08/17 6:48:59 AM #35: |
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Vyrulisse posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup. I'm going to save the meal for another time. ...Nah, no, Bania, no. This is the Dinner! The soup counts. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThisSecretNinja 07/08/17 6:50:17 AM #36: |
Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information.
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D-Lo_BrownTown 07/08/17 6:53:04 AM #37: |
Vyrulisse posted...
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...Vyrulisse posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup. I'm going to save the meal for another time. Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vyrulisse 07/08/17 6:53:46 AM #38: |
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Vyrulisse posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...Vyrulisse posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup. I'm going to save the meal for another time. I'm not stopping you from eating! Go ahead and eat, get anything you want! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 07/08/17 7:40:30 AM #39: |
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D-Lo_BrownTown 07/08/17 10:14:40 AM #40: |
Vyrulisse posted...
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...Vyrulisse posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...Vyrulisse posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup. I'm going to save the meal for another time. I don't want anything but soup! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bluebomber182 07/08/17 10:15:55 AM #41: |
youre killing independent george!
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Vyrulisse 07/08/17 10:42:35 AM #42: |
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Vyrulisse posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...Vyrulisse posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...Vyrulisse posted...D-Lo_BrownTown posted...You know what I think? I'm just gonna have soup. I'm going to save the meal for another time. Then that's the meal! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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D-Lo_BrownTown 07/08/17 11:06:33 AM #43: |
Vyrulisse posted...
Then that's the meal! But I had a hot dog! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vyrulisse 07/08/17 11:13:42 AM #44: |
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Vyrulisse posted...Then that's the meal! I didn't tell you to have a hot dog! Who told you to have a hot dog?! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 07/08/17 11:13:49 AM #45: |
Where do you think you're going Cracker Jack?
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matteus70 07/08/17 11:21:08 AM #46: |
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kyujo 07/08/17 11:24:42 AM #47: |
Y'know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts
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Scorsese2002 07/08/17 11:25:27 AM #48: |
JERRY: Oh, I'm glad you're here, so we can get this all straightened out. Would
you like a cup of tea? BOOKMAN: You got any coffee? JERRY: Coffee? BOOKMAN: Yeah. Coffee. JERRY: No, I don't drink coffee. BOOKMAN: Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee? JERRY: No, I don't have-- BOOKMAN: You don't have any instant coffee? JERRY: Well, I don't normally-- BOOKMAN: Who doesn't have instant coffee? JERRY: I don't. BOOKMAN: You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals. JERRY: Really? I'll have to remember that. BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971. JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971. BOOKMAN: Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella. JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I--I returned that book. I remember it very specifically. BOOKMAN: You're a comedian, you make people laugh. JERRY: I try. BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don't you? JERRY: No, I don't. BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name--from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law? JERRY: Certainly not. BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week! --- R.I.P. GameFAQs Throwback Mode ... Copied to Clipboard!
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D-Lo_BrownTown 07/08/17 11:50:18 AM #49: |
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but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right This line gets me every time --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vyrulisse 07/08/17 11:51:55 AM #50: |
I'm pretty sure Jerry was really corpsing during that scene and they just went with it. I would be, he was perfect in his delivery of those lines.
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