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Kerred
07/04/17 3:48:43 PM
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Mobile gaming

- Brio Railway: Its a $3 Rollercoaster Tycoon light. She is addicted to it. Open ended, sandbox, helping villager and animal needs gets experience. But again, not a freemium game, so you can't buy XP.

- Galaxy Trucker: She likes building spaceships despite having NO idea how to make them properly :/

- Alphabet & Number games. Meh, they were free, and she is learning to read.

Consoles

- Super Mario RPG. She has followed me through 5 stars so far. She prefers Toadstool (Peach) be in every battle ._.

PC

- Rayman Legends. She can move left, right, and sometimes jump. But at least she can play without interfering!

- Abzu. She keeps calling it "your shark friend". And she went "awww" with what happened to the shark. A single shark gets more emotion than your standard AAA title >_>
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Kerred
07/04/17 3:50:39 PM
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More Console Stuff

- Super Mario All Stars. Okay, now she is familiar with SMB1, 2, 3, and World. So hopefully she has her Mario origins straight. i didn't do the NES ones as the SNES is more aesthetically pleasing, and I'm not in it for speed runs anymore.

She wasn't happy that I did a warpless SMB1 run because the princess was never there.

More PC stuff

- Stardew Valley. All she wants me to do is go fishing...

- Witcher 3. When she's in the room, its riding horses, and she likes the scenery... er, spots that I pick that don't have hanged men everywhere...

When she leaves the room, then its dealing with aborted Fetuses and naked chicks.
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Kerred
07/04/17 3:53:28 PM
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Even More PC stuff

- Psychonauts. Keeps her entertained until I get Yooka-Laylee :)

More Console Stuff

- Wind Waker HD. I would play this when she was 2 and would fall asleep. Now she tells me where to go.
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Skye Reynolds
07/04/17 3:56:21 PM
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Kerred posted...
She prefers Toadstool (Peach) be in every battle ._.


Princess Peach is like an in-game cheat code in the games where she's a playable character.


Having trouble with Super Mario Bros. 2? Just fly over it. Bosses giving you a nasty time in Super Mario RPG? Just revive your fallen friends or heal your entire team every turn.
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iosifsvoboda
07/04/17 3:58:38 PM
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Good topic
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Wetterdew
07/04/17 4:25:01 PM
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Aww that's cute, you should keep posting these.
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Kerred
07/05/17 9:14:46 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Kerred posted...
She prefers Toadstool (Peach) be in every battle ._.


Princess Peach is like an in-game cheat code in the games where she's a playable character.


Having trouble with Super Mario Bros. 2? Just fly over it. Bosses giving you a nasty time in Super Mario RPG? Just revive your fallen friends or heal your entire team every turn.


Unlike all of you, I Just use Kericolas and items to breeze through battles instead of saving 20 of them for the secret boss :P

Peach is even more devestating when you use a star glitch to give her Mallow's Shocker special.
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DevsBro
07/05/17 9:19:56 AM
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She prefers Toadstool (Peach) be in every battle ._.

Smart kid
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MetalGearSquid
07/05/17 9:21:27 AM
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Kerred posted...

- Super Mario RPG. She has followed me through 5 stars so far. She prefers Toadstool (Peach) be in every battle ._.

Peach's healing breaks the game. That's probably why >_>
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Darkman124
07/05/17 9:22:09 AM
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how does she like playing soviets in the electronic version of twilight struggle
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Kerred
07/05/17 9:23:13 AM
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^ haha, I don't have TS yet.

Sadly I haven't played it in about 8 months now. I'm starting to forget what SALT Negotiations does aside from being a kickass mid game card :(

Coincidentally 1960 Making of president got reprinted (precursor to Twilight Struggle). I might pick that up.
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Darkman124
07/05/17 9:24:17 AM
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Kerred posted...
^ haha, I don't have TS yet.

Sadly I haven't played it in about 8 months now. I'm starting to forget what SALT Negotiations does aside from being a kickass mid game card :(

Coincidentally 1960 Making of president got reprinted (precursor to Twilight Struggle). I might pick that up.


i think it might be on sale right now

http://store.steampowered.com/app/406290/Twilight_Struggle/

get it
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Uncle_Drew
07/05/17 9:30:26 AM
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That's a pretty interesting read honestly lol. I babaysit my 5 year old niece, and she isn't quite good enough to play video games for herself and actually enjoy them. She loves iPad games though, just not games on my PS4. Though I did break out the Super Nintendo and she actually made it to the end of the first level by herself in super Mario! She would always freak out and yell "Hurry! Run!" Whoever the football guy showed up lol
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Cookie Bag
07/05/17 9:36:00 AM
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Kerred posted...
She prefers Toadstool (Peach) be in every battle ._.

So she actually knows how to cheese the game at such young age? good job.
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GODTIER
07/05/17 9:43:21 AM
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but can she get a running riot in Halo 3
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Kerred
07/05/17 10:18:41 AM
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GODTIER posted...
but can she get a running riot in Halo 3


Killimanjaro.
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Back_Stabbath
07/05/17 10:20:35 AM
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Your kid is four now? wtf. Where does the time go...
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DevsBro
07/05/17 10:21:27 AM
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Man I remember those Chargin Chucks being so tough when I was a kid.

I don't know why, though. They're really pretty simple enemies.
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Kerred
07/05/17 7:32:39 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Man I remember those Chargin Chucks being so tough when I was a kid.

I don't know why, though. They're really pretty simple enemies.


Just intimidating and they advance towards you faster.
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thronedfire2
07/05/17 7:33:36 PM
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Have her do this on youtube. that kid that just plays with toys makes millions a year
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Kerred
07/05/17 7:34:46 PM
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^ its not entertaining, because she just watches it, and gives up about 10 seconds after giving her the PS4 controller ._.

She has started asking how to use the thumbpad on the Steam Controller so she can play Tangled and Moana...
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ShotgunSilencer
07/05/17 7:37:53 PM
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My son is 5 and is the same way with stardew valley. It's always "go fishing go fishing".
Son I have to do some farming. "Go fishing"
I have to feed the animals. "Go fishing"
Gotta go to the caves "go fishing"

Fine I'll go fishing!
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apolloooo
07/06/17 8:16:41 AM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
Your kid is four now? wtf. Where does the time go...


this, i member when you posted her baby pics ._.

they grow up so fast arent they
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