Current Events > CE, how do you pick up girls?

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I'm forever alone
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Bend with your knees
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By lifting with my back and collapsing when I hear the snap.
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/709461-how-to-get-a-girlfriend

remind me to write a faq sometime, tc

Swap the size labels in clothing stores.

Chicks start to feel self concious all like "oh my god, I been dieting but I've gotten bigger!"

That's when you come in all like "Hey baby, what's wrong?"

Tell em they're beautiful and shit. Works every time.
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KillerSlaw posted...

Swap the size labels in clothing stores.

Chicks start to feel self concious all like "oh my god, I been dieting but I've gotten bigger!"

That's when you come in all like "Hey baby, what's wrong?"

Tell em they're beautiful and shit. Works every time.

gonna add this to my "tips & tricks" section of my guide

holy shit that's actually really smart

I watch Johnny Berba videos to learn what not to do.
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hey bby want sum fuck
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By being so good looking that they want to pick me up :3
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I pick them up at Men's Rights Activism conventions
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By doing curls in the gym.
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I look good
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I do push-ups and drown in a sea of vaginas.
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