Current Events > I think I just witnesses a kidnapping.

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Duncanwii
06/27/17 10:53:39 PM
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No joke. In the public parking near our apartment there was screaming coming from one of the trucks. A woman was screaming "No, no please let me go!" Again I'm not joking. My mom is calling the police now.
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GOATSLAYER
06/27/17 10:55:05 PM
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Dang
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Zack_Attackv1
06/27/17 10:56:03 PM
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If only you could witness an English class.
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Duncanwii
06/27/17 10:57:02 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
If only you could witness an English class.

This is serious guy, a woman just got kidnapped.
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chill02
06/27/17 10:57:52 PM
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big if true
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Stallion_Prime
06/27/17 10:58:23 PM
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Large if factual.
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GOATSLAYER
06/27/17 10:59:03 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
If only you could witness an English class.

This is serious guy, a woman just got kidnapped.

In his defense, this post also has bad grammar
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Slip-N-Slide
06/27/17 11:00:52 PM
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chill02 posted...
big if true

Stallion_Prime posted...
Large if factual.

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iPhone_7
06/27/17 11:00:56 PM
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Gigantic if credible
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ZCheveyo
06/27/17 11:03:46 PM
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Did you happen to go toward the screaming and maybe get a look at a license plate or, Hell, a description of the woman or grabber?
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Duncanwii
06/27/17 11:04:44 PM
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ZCheveyo posted...
Did you happen to go toward the screaming and maybe get a look at a license plate or, Hell, a description of the woman or grabber?

They drove away while we were calling the police.
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edededdy
06/27/17 11:04:49 PM
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if it's so serious tc why the fuck are you on here shitposting about it when you should be with your mom telling the police every last fucking detail you know as witnesses? or if they're not there yet seeing if you could do something to help?
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Kitt
06/27/17 11:05:47 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
If only you could witness an English class.

Lmao

ZCheveyo posted...
Did you happen to go toward the screaming and maybe get a look at a license plate or, Hell, a description of the woman or grabber?

Why in the world would he do that?
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Terra-enforcer
06/27/17 11:06:50 PM
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Immense if real
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Duncanwii
06/27/17 11:17:45 PM
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I think they got him! Police just drove up and he bolted but they were on his tail. I hope the girl is alright...
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GOATSLAYER
06/27/17 11:19:07 PM
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Pics? Flix?
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dave_is_slick
06/27/17 11:24:41 PM
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Turn on your local news, keep us posted. If this is something that could be considered enormous if accurate.
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daftpunk_mk5
06/27/17 11:25:44 PM
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Voluminous if veritable
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GOATSLAYER
06/27/17 11:27:01 PM
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Colossal if factual
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Duncanwii
06/27/17 11:31:13 PM
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I'm afraid I have no evidence this happened which is bad for me since you all will just dismiss it. There really isn't all that much I can do besides call 911 and pray.
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dave_is_slick
06/27/17 11:36:51 PM
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I was serious when I said:
dave_is_slick posted...
Turn on your local news, keep us posted.

The rest was keeping with the joke.
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Conception616
06/28/17 12:06:04 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
I think they got him! Police just drove up and he bolted but they were on his tail. I hope the girl is alright...


You're a real hero, pal. A regular fucking John Wayne!
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Drrobotniks
06/28/17 12:09:59 AM
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Kitt posted...
Why in the world would he do that?

probably to get more details to help the lady

but nah thatd make too much sense
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Kitt
06/28/17 12:12:02 AM
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Drrobotniks posted...
Kitt posted...
Why in the world would he do that?

probably to get more details to help the lady

but nah thatd make too much sense

By potentially putting yourself in danger? Yep. Makes sense alright.
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fan357
06/28/17 12:12:19 AM
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Good on you tc. You made a difference.
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Drrobotniks
06/28/17 12:13:06 AM
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Kitt posted...
Yep. Makes sense alright.

Glad you agree
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Gamer99z
06/28/17 12:14:17 AM
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Drrobotniks posted...
Kitt posted...
Why in the world would he do that?

probably to get more details to help the lady

but nah thatd make too much sense

Literally no law enforcement agency would recommend or want you to do that. If you happen to be in a position where you can see the licence plate and stuff then great, but if you can't then they'd never tell you it's a good idea to put yourself in danger. What if he tried to do that and then they shot him or something? Now he's dead and nobody even knows about the abducted girl.
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Kitt
06/28/17 12:15:32 AM
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Drrobotniks posted...
Kitt posted...
Yep. Makes sense alright.

Glad you agree

I'm glad we both came to the conclusion on that being a stupid move. Yes.
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Drrobotniks
06/28/17 12:16:05 AM
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Kitt posted...
Drrobotniks posted...
Kitt posted...
Yep. Makes sense alright.

Glad you agree

I'm glad we both came to the conclusion on that being a stupid move. Yes.

I'm glad we've come to the conclusion that'd it'd make sense to get details for that woman. Yes.
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Kitt
06/28/17 12:20:01 AM
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Drrobotniks posted...
Kitt posted...
Drrobotniks posted...
Kitt posted...
Yep. Makes sense alright.

Glad you agree

I'm glad we both came to the conclusion on that being a stupid move. Yes.

I'm glad

So am I.
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chill02
06/28/17 12:21:15 AM
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now kiss
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Kitt
06/28/17 12:24:51 AM
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chill02 posted...
now kiss

I made out with my phone. Does that count?
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chill02
06/28/17 12:25:11 AM
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yes
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SavenForever
06/28/17 12:27:14 AM
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"OMG someone is getting kidnapped! Now I'm going to go to GameFAQs to let them know instead of making a difference!"
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Duncanwii
06/28/17 12:28:05 AM
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SavenForever posted...
"OMG someone is getting kidnapped! Now I'm going to go to GameFAQs to let them know instead of making a difference!"

We already called 911, what more do you want me to do?
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Gamer99z
06/28/17 12:29:01 AM
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SavenForever posted...
"OMG someone is getting kidnapped! Now I'm going to go to GameFAQs to let them know instead of making a difference!"

He said his mom was calling the cops..I mean what else is he supposed to do?
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Black_Arch
06/30/17 2:54:46 AM
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Ok, are we supposed to pretend that any of this happened? Cause like, this whole thing is a bunch of bullshit.
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That_Happened
06/30/17 3:01:59 AM
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I can vouch for tc. I saw it with my own two eyes.
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CartmanMustDie
07/02/17 5:40:49 AM
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So what happened
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Duncanwii
07/02/17 5:42:36 AM
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CartmanMustDie posted...
So what happened

I don't know. It didn't show up on the news and we didn't get the paper so I can only assume.
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Back_Stabbath
07/02/17 7:45:49 AM
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To CE!
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deanshow
07/02/17 8:22:01 AM
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Most crimes don't make the news unless it'll make ratings. I work at a hospital in Newark and half of the crimes that were commited against others doesn't make the news
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Cheater87
07/02/17 8:41:53 AM
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Hope she is alright, keep us updated if you can.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
07/02/17 8:57:20 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
CartmanMustDie posted...
So what happened

I don't know. It didn't show up on the news and we didn't get the paper so I can only assume.

Find an article online. If it actually happened, there will be something.
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DaTwistedGuns
07/02/17 9:03:26 AM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
If only you could witness an English class.


Shut up Weeb.
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BalloonBattle05
07/02/17 9:36:51 AM
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edededdy posted...
if it's so serious tc why the fuck are you on here shitposting about it when you should be with your mom telling the police every last fucking detail you know as witnesses? or if they're not there yet seeing if you could do something to help?

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Duncanwii
07/02/17 9:53:04 AM
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BalloonBattle05 posted...
edededdy posted...
if it's so serious tc why the fuck are you on here shitposting about it when you should be with your mom telling the police every last fucking detail you know as witnesses? or if they're not there yet seeing if you could do something to help?

That was 4 days ago. I'm home in Maryland now. I really don't know what you expect me to do.
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