Board 8 > mitch mcconnell's face

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Chaeix
06/27/17 10:14:52 AM
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discuss
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iiicon
06/27/17 10:28:50 AM
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it looks like his child made it out of playdoh
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Chaeix
06/27/17 10:30:44 AM
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it looks like his kid was joking around being like 'got your gobbler' and then accidentally ripped out his gobbler for real
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Ashethan
06/27/17 10:49:59 AM
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He looks like a turtle. And evil fucking turtle.
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MrGreenonion
06/27/17 10:53:52 AM
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He's halfway between a person with a jaw and someone who had that surgery like Roger Ebert where they had to have their jaw removed. Like maybe it's made out of cartilage instead of bone.
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Kenri
06/27/17 10:56:27 AM
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Pinocchio but everytime he lies his mouth gets more beak-ish
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transience
06/27/17 11:05:51 AM
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my friend posted a picture of his baby on facebook yesterday and I responded with a picture of mcconnell

now he's mad at me
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FFDragon
06/27/17 11:12:30 AM
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McConnell and Sessions both look like four year olds trapped in eighty year old bodies.
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woodman
06/27/17 12:41:06 PM
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McConnell, being a turtle, lacks the Neocortex and Limbic system required for the processing of emotion, and thus has a flat, dead expression on his face at all times. Well, almost all times.

The thing about a turtle, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he cuts your healthcare, and those black eyes roll over white, and then -- aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the Congress turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces
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