Current Events > CE help me get my mattress out of my neighbor's pool

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smoliske 06/26/17 10:00:27 PM #1:	Long story short I had bed bugs and crafted an elaborate scheme to kill all of the bugs in one fell swoop i tossed the mattress into his chlorinated swimming pool and watched all the bugs die within 15 minutes. Watching them die was like watching the third act of Titanic There was only one miscalculation The mattress took too much on too much water and I have been unable to get it out of the water. I can dry out the mattress in the sun and use it again but i have no idea how to get it out my neighbor will be home soon please help me not have to explain this shit <cite>smoliske posted [p:881870047] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>Long story short I had bed bugs and crafted an elaborate scheme to kill all of the bugs in one fell swoop i tossed the mattress into his chlorinated swimming pool and watched all the bugs die within 15 minutes. Watching them die was like watching the third act of Titanic There was only one miscalculation The mattress took too much on too much water and I have been unable to get it out of the water. I can dry out the mattress in the sun and use it again but i have no idea how to get it out my neighbor will be home soon please help me not have to explain this shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legolas0008 06/26/17 10:13:50 PM #2:	Topics like this are why I love CE. --- Wubadubadub, is that true? <cite>legolas0008 posted [p:881870900] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>Topics like this are why I love CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mystery_Mission 06/27/17 12:49:16 AM #3:	did you get it yet <cite>Mystery_Mission posted [p:881878682] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>did you get it yet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 06/27/17 12:50:42 AM #4:	Please be real <cite>Zikten posted [p:881878757] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>Please be real</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Old NoiseTank 06/27/17 12:52:28 AM #6:	nah man make it a permanent pool floatie. --- "You ought to take the cash cab. You'll actually make money by riding in it as long as you don't screw up three times." - mitchells2003 <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:881878824] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>nah man make it a permanent pool floatie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChibiGhasts 06/27/17 12:53:32 AM #7:	were you planning on leaving those bed bugs in there --- i am not ghasts <cite>ChibiGhasts posted [p:881878870] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>were you planning on leaving those bed bugs in there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/27/17 12:54:19 AM #8:	Fill the pool with water so it just floats out. Then when your neighbor comes home, tell them it rained like a son of a bitch and they just missed it. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:881878898] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>Fill the pool with water so it just floats out. Then when your neighbor comes home, tell them it rained like a son of a bitch and they just missed it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gen_Lee_Enfield 06/27/17 12:59:08 AM #9:	Hook a chain up between it and your car and tow the damn thing out. --- No. 1 Mark III Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem. <cite>Gen_Lee_Enfield posted [p:881879081] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>Hook a chain up between it and your car and tow the damn thing out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lderivedx 06/27/17 1:03:38 AM #10:	No other sizes of this image found. Could this be real? <cite>lderivedx posted [p:881879279] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>No other sizes of this image found. Could this be real?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 06/27/17 1:04:19 AM #11:	Turn a heat lamp on it and wait for the water to evaporate --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:881879300] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>Turn a heat lamp on it and wait for the water to evaporate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forlorn_Ass 06/27/17 1:04:36 AM #12:	how do we know it's not TC's pool --- Her cheeks wobble around like water balloons on a trampoline. <cite>Forlorn_Ass posted [p:881879312] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>how do we know it's not TC's pool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tanoomba 06/28/17 8:01:57 AM #13:	How'd it go, TC? --- http://www.spriters-resource.com/resources/sheet_icons/7/7508.png <cite>Tanoomba posted [p:881952197] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>How'd it go, TC?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 06/28/17 8:04:15 AM #14:	The neighbor found out and now the mattress isn't the only the floating in the pool --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:881952260] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>The neighbor found out and now the mattress isn't the only the floating in the pool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 06/28/17 8:28:58 AM #15:	Zurkon posted... Oh shit lmao Zikten posted... Please be real --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:881952985] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote>Oh shit lmao <cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Please be real</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 06/28/17 8:38:57 AM #16:	Step 1: rent a crane... --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:881953271] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>Step 1: rent a crane...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 06/28/17 8:53:48 AM #17:	Zikten posted... Please be real It's stolen from LL. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:881953749] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Please be real</quote> It's stolen from LL. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 06/28/17 8:56:56 AM #18:	Dammit!!! --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:881953852] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>Dammit!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/28/17 9:17:21 AM #19:	Just tell your neighbor you installed protection so he can dive in without worrying about hitting his head on the bottom. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:881954519] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote>Just tell your neighbor you installed protection so he can dive in without worrying about hitting his head on the bottom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 06/28/17 9:31:36 AM #20:	Lonestar2000 posted... Zikten posted... Please be real It's stolen from LL. Now the question is, was it real when it was on LL? --- go join the "expletive not allowed" nazis then. you "expletive not allowed" psycho- Spudger 01/15/17 <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:881955062] in CE help me... [t:75504722]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lonestar2000 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Please be real</quote> It's stolen from LL. </quote> Now the question is, was it real when it was on LL?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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