Poll of the Day > I'm convinced my wife's shoes are multiplying

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Either she has just quit putting her shoes away, or there's some shenanigans afoot.

Puns aside, shoes in the bathroom, shoes thrown everywhere in the bedroom, shoes by our front door, shoes in our living room... jesus christ.

I'm thinking about leaving my undies on each pair of shoes I find as a subtle way to emphasize how ridiculous it is. She and I are pretty cool when we playfully nag each other about miscellaneous junk, but the question I'm most concerned with is: "how can this possibly backfire?"
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Anything a woman owns will multiply when her husband isn't looking.
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TyVulpine posted...

Anything a woman owns will multiply when her husband isn't looking.

Except cash, right? ;D

Ba dum... tsst!
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RedPixel posted...

or there's some shenanigans afoot.

I see what you did there.
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RedPixel posted...

I'm thinking about leaving my undies on each pair of shoes I find as a subtle way to emphasize how ridiculous it is. She and I are pretty cool when we playfully nag each other about miscellaneous junk, but the question I'm most concerned with is: "how can this possibly backfire?"

It sounds like someone isn't going to have underwear and it won't be your wife.
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trodi_911 posted...

RedPixel posted...

I'm thinking about leaving my undies on each pair of shoes I find as a subtle way to emphasize how ridiculous it is. She and I are pretty cool when we playfully nag each other about miscellaneous junk, but the question I'm most concerned with is: "how can this possibly backfire?"

It sounds like someone isn't going to have underwear and it won't be your wife.

I have plenty of boxers, my friend.
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