Current Events > Michael Phelps vs great white shark is an actual thing that's happening.

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MCMinnow 06/26/17 5:59:49 PM #1:	http://www.azcentral.com/story/entertainment/people/2017/06/20/its-michael-phelps-vs-great-white-shark-week-special/410702001/ Next up: Usain Bolt races a cheetah! --- Long live Elysium! <cite>MCMinnow posted [p:881855130] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>http://www.azcentral.com/story/entertainment/people/2017/06/20/its-michael-phelps-vs-great-white-shark-week-special/410702001/ Next up: Usain Bolt races a cheetah!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 06/26/17 6:02:14 PM #2:	Bill Burr mentioned it on his podcast. Stupid shit. --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:881855282] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>Bill Burr mentioned it on his podcast. Stupid shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kessobahn 06/26/17 6:03:51 PM #3:	News story the following day: RIP Michael Phelps died at the shark shot up to 97 teeth <cite>Kessobahn posted [p:881855364] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>News story the following day: RIP Michael Phelps died at the shark shot up to 97 teeth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOATSLAYER 06/26/17 6:06:07 PM #4:	Kessobahn posted... News story the following day: RIP Michael Phelps died at the shark shot up to 97 teeth I think he'll beat the shark --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:881855483] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kessobahn posted...</cite> <quote>News story the following day: RIP Michael Phelps died at the shark shot up to 97 teeth</quote> I think he'll beat the shark</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZCheveyo 06/26/17 6:07:01 PM #5:	Is this one of those "trying everything to stay relevant" things? Dude, you got famous as shit being a swimmer....a fucking swimmer, you have had more than your 15 minutes of fame already. Let it go. --- "There's nothing gay about liking a nice feminine penis." crazygamer21 <cite>ZCheveyo posted [p:881855543] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>Is this one of those "trying everything to stay relevant" things? Dude, you got famous as shit being a swimmer....a fucking swimmer, you have had more than your 15 minutes of fame already. Let it go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GOATSLAYER 06/26/17 6:11:40 PM #8:	Zurkon posted... Nice, I'm going to make a point to watch this. Would they show somebody getting killed on live tv? --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:881855840] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote>Nice, I'm going to make a point to watch this.</quote> Would they show somebody getting killed on live tv?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WizardPowers 06/26/17 6:13:11 PM #9:	ZCheveyo posted... Is this one of those "trying everything to stay relevant" things? Dude, you got famous as shit being a swimmer....a fucking swimmer, you have had more than your 15 minutes of fame already. Let it go. Hey at least this could be entertaining. Better than celebs that just do endorsements for shitty products like Shaq and others do. --- http://i.imgur.com/FS3aeNW.png <cite>WizardPowers posted [p:881855926] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>ZCheveyo posted...</cite> <quote>Is this one of those "trying everything to stay relevant" things? Dude, you got famous as shit being a swimmer....a fucking swimmer, you have had more than your 15 minutes of fame already. Let it go.</quote> Hey at least this could be entertaining. Better than celebs that just do endorsements for shitty products like Shaq and others do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 06/26/17 6:17:05 PM #11:	lol That shark is at least 5x faster than him. Good luck. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:881856203] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>lol That shark is at least 5x faster than him. Good luck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 06/26/17 6:22:08 PM #12:	How does this even work, are they in two separated lanes and the shark chases after chum in his lane? Plus aren't sharks like, at least 5x faster than any human in the water? Seems pretty stupid. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:881856519] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>How does this even work, are they in two separated lanes and the shark chases after chum in his lane? Plus aren't sharks like, at least 5x faster than any human in the water? Seems pretty stupid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HogRiderreturns 06/26/17 6:26:58 PM #13:	ZCheveyo posted... Is this one of those "trying everything to stay relevant" things? Dude, you got famous as shit being a swimmer....a fucking swimmer, you have had more than your 15 minutes of fame already. Let it go. I am pretty sure he cares more about the actual challenge of it than the fame. --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>HogRiderreturns posted [p:881856825] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>ZCheveyo posted...</cite> <quote>Is this one of those "trying everything to stay relevant" things? Dude, you got famous as shit being a swimmer....a fucking swimmer, you have had more than your 15 minutes of fame already. Let it go.</quote> I am pretty sure he cares more about the actual challenge of it than the fame.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HogRiderreturns 06/26/17 6:28:34 PM #14:	GOATSLAYER posted... Zurkon posted... Nice, I'm going to make a point to watch this. Would they show somebody getting killed on live tv? Thy showed a guy skydive without a parachute so yeah, probably. --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>HogRiderreturns posted [p:881856936] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote>Nice, I'm going to make a point to watch this.</quote> Would they show somebody getting killed on live tv?</quote> Thy showed a guy skydive without a parachute so yeah, probably.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 06/26/17 6:29:52 PM #15:	HogRiderreturns posted... ZCheveyo posted... Is this one of those "trying everything to stay relevant" things? Dude, you got famous as shit being a swimmer....a fucking swimmer, you have had more than your 15 minutes of fame already. Let it go. I am pretty sure he cares more about the actual challenge of it than the fame. Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:881857027] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>HogRiderreturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ZCheveyo posted...</cite> <quote>Is this one of those "trying everything to stay relevant" things? Dude, you got famous as shit being a swimmer....a fucking swimmer, you have had more than your 15 minutes of fame already. Let it go.</quote> I am pretty sure he cares more about the actual challenge of it than the fame.</quote> Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HogRiderreturns 06/26/17 6:36:25 PM #16:	voldothegr8 posted... Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility. There is always a possibility he can win. Do I really need to bring up the whole The Tortoise and the Hare addage? --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>HogRiderreturns posted [p:881857464] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility.</quote> There is always a possibility he can win. Do I really need to bring up the whole The Tortoise and the Hare addage?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOATSLAYER 06/26/17 6:37:11 PM #17:	HogRiderreturns posted... voldothegr8 posted... Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility. There is always a possibility he can win. Do I really need to bring up the whole The Tortoise and the Hare addage? You actually think that's a good argument? --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:881857519] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>HogRiderreturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility.</quote> There is always a possibility he can win. Do I really need to bring up the whole The Tortoise and the Hare addage?</quote> You actually think that's a good argument?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HogRiderreturns 06/26/17 6:38:20 PM #18:	GOATSLAYER posted... HogRiderreturns posted... voldothegr8 posted... Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility. There is always a possibility he can win. Do I really need to bring up the whole The Tortoise and the Hare addage? You actually think that's a good argument? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7NuVjpi72c --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>HogRiderreturns posted [p:881857595] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HogRiderreturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility.</quote> There is always a possibility he can win. Do I really need to bring up the whole The Tortoise and the Hare addage?</quote> You actually think that's a good argument?</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7NuVjpi72c</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mako_Sharknado 06/26/17 6:39:02 PM #19:	Beat 'is ass, shark --- SENTAI GENJI: ZA GURIN DORAGON! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrqPc6R0UM <cite>Mako_Sharknado posted [p:881857641] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>Beat 'is ass, shark</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 06/26/17 6:57:03 PM #20:	I would only care about this if they were swimming in the same lane. And I guess if it were a close match. On paper it sounds cool, but in reality I think it's going to be pretty lame. I'm pretty sure what they'll show is going to be no more exciting than if I just go and google Phelps's top swim speed and compare that to what Google says is a shark's swimming speed. --- Touch fuzzy get dizzy. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:881858709] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>I would only care about this if they were swimming in the same lane. And I guess if it were a close match. On paper it sounds cool, but in reality I think it's going to be pretty lame. I'm pretty sure what they'll show is going to be no more exciting than if I just go and google Phelps's top swim speed and compare that to what Google says is a shark's swimming speed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/26/17 6:59:38 PM #21:	Phelpsnado --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:881858841] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>Phelpsnado</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faizan_faizan 06/26/17 7:03:50 PM #22:	I'd watch this. --- Allergic to bull****. <cite>faizan_faizan posted [p:881859053] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>I'd watch this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Teddytalks 06/26/17 7:09:44 PM #23:	HogRiderreturns posted... GOATSLAYER posted... HogRiderreturns posted... voldothegr8 posted... Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility. There is always a possibility he can win. Do I really need to bring up the whole The Tortoise and the Hare addage? You actually think that's a good argument? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7NuVjpi72c lmao <cite>Teddytalks posted [p:881859437] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote><cite>HogRiderreturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HogRiderreturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>Great White's travel casually in water faster than the fastest human can swim. It's literally impossible for him to win and he knows it. In other words, he gives no fucks about the challenge, or should I say impossibility.</quote> There is always a possibility he can win. Do I really need to bring up the whole The Tortoise and the Hare addage?</quote> You actually think that's a good argument?</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7NuVjpi72c</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MCMinnow 06/26/17 9:17:35 PM #24:	I can see Phelps winning if they give the shark no motive to swim fast, or possibly if they stuff Phelps full of as many steroids as a human being can possibly handle and have superhuman results. The latter would be impressive, but the former seems more likely. --- Long live Elysium! <cite>MCMinnow posted [p:881867348] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>I can see Phelps winning if they give the shark no motive to swim fast, or possibly if they stuff Phelps full of as many steroids as a human being can possibly handle and have superhuman results. The latter would be impressive, but the former seems more likely.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/26/17 9:19:38 PM #25:	I can see this going down... PHELPS: HI! I'm Michael Phelps and I just had Subway, now i'm going to beat this shark to the finish line! 3 minutes later BREAKING NEWS: Shark almost kills Michael Phelps but throws up when it gets to the Subway Phelps ate. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:881867468] in Michael Ph... [t:75503937]...</cite> <quote>I can see this going down... PHELPS: HI! I'm Michael Phelps and I just had Subway, now i'm going to beat this shark to the finish line! 3 minutes later BREAKING NEWS: Shark almost kills Michael Phelps but throws up when it gets to the Subway Phelps ate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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