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Zikten
06/23/17 5:14:54 PM
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Your in bed with her one night when suddenly she breaks down into tears and pulls out her iMac and tells you she secretly has been supporting Apple for years. What would you do?
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garan
06/23/17 5:22:21 PM
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Dump her immediately. Apple drones need not apply.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/23/17 8:11:22 PM
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She would be out in the streets immediately.
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TheVipaGTS
06/23/17 8:12:49 PM
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After the heated and understandable rage subsides I'd sit her down and try to get her to stop using a Mac. I can't just give up on her and let her continue down that path :/
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tamashii
06/23/17 8:19:01 PM
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garan posted...
Dump her immediately. Apple drones need not apply.

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gguirao
06/25/17 1:13:03 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
She would be out in the streets immediately.

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Dustin1280
06/25/17 1:13:53 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
After the heated and understandable rage subsides I'd sit her down and try to get her to stop using a Mac. I can't just give up on her and let her continue down that path :/

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LockeMonster
06/25/17 1:16:31 PM
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Pretty sure more than half the chicks I know or I've been with are Mac users.
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Pitlord_Special
06/25/17 1:22:58 PM
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Get rock hard, take her to pound town, and name the resulting child Steve or Stephanie
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