Current Events > Guy at my apartment is being weird

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I had bumped into him a couple times, so we exchanged numbers to grab a beer. And then he just like got weird with it and tried talking me up all the time, so fuck that. Either awkward af or just socially unaware, because he clumsily came onto me, which may or may not have been intentional.

He's clearly lonely af because he like goes put of his way to talk to me sometimes. He walked into an otherwise empty gym tonight while I was completing a set of face pulls to make small talk. The fuck, dude.
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this is why you never say more than "hi" and keep walking to your neighbors.

Lesson learned

TheDarkCircle posted...

this is why you never say more than "hi" and keep walking to your neighbors.

Lesson learned

happens to be right too.
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What's he look like? I need to know if I can work with this.


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A shlubby a guy in his late 30s who dresses like he could possibly be gay
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Details, man.

Height, build, D size, how many Amiibos does he own?
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ClockworkHare posted...

Details, man.

Height, build, D size, how many Amiibos does he own?

If I was gay, I could do better. Like 5'9", chubby, and I wouldn't know
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He's watching you post as we speak
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He wants the D.
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Sounds like he's just trying to make a friend. I mean, I'm a very introverted, leave me alone type of person, so I get where you're coming from, but I don't think he's being wierd.
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JlM posted...

Sounds like he's just trying to make a friend. I mean, I'm a very introverted, leave me alone type of person, so I get where you're coming from, but I don't think he's being wierd.

We exchanged numbers and talked about grabbing a beer. He immediately started texting me every day to ask how I was doing. That's weird. His opening conversation to me over text was telling me it sounded like I needed a massage when I mentioned that I was wiped from Muay Thai. I'm introverted, but I'm not socially awkward or reclusive. That's the very definition of coming on way too strong.
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chubby's not a problem if most of it's in dat ass


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EnragedSlith posted...

His opening conversation to me over text was telling me it sounded like I needed a massage when I mentioned that I was wiped from Muay Thai.

Well, you didn't mention that.

Yeah, he wants to swordfight.
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EnragedSlith posted...

JlM posted...

Sounds like he's just trying to make a friend. I mean, I'm a very introverted, leave me alone type of person, so I get where you're coming from, but I don't think he's being wierd.

We exchanged numbers and talked about grabbing a beer. He immediately started texting me every day to ask how I was doing. That's weird. His opening conversation to me over text was telling me it sounded like I needed a massage when I mentioned that I was wiped from Muay Thai. I'm introverted, but I'm not socially awkward or reclusive. That's the very definition of coming on way too strong.

I was just joking but it sounds like he really do wants to fuck you lmao
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Kitt posted...

EnragedSlith posted...

JlM posted...

Sounds like he's just trying to make a friend. I mean, I'm a very introverted, leave me alone type of person, so I get where you're coming from, but I don't think he's being wierd.

We exchanged numbers and talked about grabbing a beer. He immediately started texting me every day to ask how I was doing. That's weird. His opening conversation to me over text was telling me it sounded like I needed a massage when I mentioned that I was wiped from Muay Thai. I'm introverted, but I'm not socially awkward or reclusive. That's the very definition of coming on way too strong.

I was just joking but it sounds like he really do wants to fuck you lmao

Yeah, I just answered straight and said it sounded like he was making a pass at me and that I wasn't interested. He backpedaled pretty clumsily. I have no idea if it was an intentional pass or if he's just like that unforgivably awkward.
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Sounds like he wants the dick TC
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