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REMercsChamp
06/21/17 9:50:46 PM
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She's big into exotic travel but doesn't want to risk it with the really dangerous countries like Syria. After some persuasion we've settled on North Korea. Anyone been there who can offer advice so we get the most out of the trip?
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Go_Totodile
06/21/17 9:51:21 PM
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This isn't even a funny joke.
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Sativa_Rose
06/21/17 9:52:12 PM
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Make sure you bring a lot of souvenirs back home with you to gift to your friends. I suggest posters, those always make for good gifts.
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ExMechaGodzilla
06/21/17 9:52:23 PM
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jokes aside I took a day tour of North Korea this semester because i am studying in South Korea and it was a really interesting experience
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HBOSS
06/21/17 9:52:36 PM
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Id go to North Korea if i had the money....

Well i can go but i gots better things to do.
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Forlorn_Ass
06/21/17 9:53:41 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
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This isn't even a funny joke.



Yeah it is
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REMercsChamp
06/21/17 9:56:06 PM
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ExMechaGodzilla posted...
jokes aside I took a day tour of North Korea this semester because i am studying in South Korea and it was a really interesting experience

Is there any way to meet Kim Jong Un like Dennis Rodman? Do you have to go bow at the statues of Kim Jong Il or else they will put you in prison?
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Ser_Jaker
06/21/17 9:57:33 PM
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Try bring some souvenirs home like a poster.
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REMercsChamp
06/21/17 10:12:46 PM
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MixedRaceBaby
06/21/17 10:13:55 PM
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@ExMechaGodzilla posted...
jokes aside I took a day tour of North Korea this semester because i am studying in South Korea and it was a really interesting experience

oh cool. i studied in south korea too. where at? what univ?
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12amMadman
06/21/17 10:21:11 PM
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Don't steal any posters, they're really sensitive about their posters.
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GigaSPX
06/21/17 10:25:18 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
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Darkman124
06/21/17 10:26:17 PM
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wear a helmet
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Volkswagen_Bros
06/21/17 10:29:24 PM
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Joke topic aside, I'm honestly surprised travel to North Korea is something that exists. I figured they'd be close to the rest of the world.
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fan357
06/21/17 10:29:36 PM
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I hear it's a fantastic country. There's no LIBERALS there to harass you.
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electricbugs2
06/21/17 10:31:52 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Joke topic aside, I'm honestly surprised travel to North Korea is something that exists. I figured they'd be close to the rest of the world.

Un has been promoting tourism in the country since he came into power. They had a running cruise ship for a few years before they had another economic downturn. Il wouldn't have allowed it so as bad as Un is he's nowhere near as bad as his father.
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Offworlder1
06/21/17 10:32:59 PM
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Sounds like you should have picked a better place to go on vacation, like Spain, France, Japan, China, Sweden or Italy.
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glitteringfairy
06/21/17 10:34:57 PM
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As long as your not American. If you are I suggest against it unless you can follow instructions to a T
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Volkswagen_Bros
06/21/17 10:36:22 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Joke topic aside, I'm honestly surprised travel to North Korea is something that exists. I figured they'd be close to the rest of the world.

Un has been promoting tourism in the country since he came into power. They had a running cruise ship for a few years before they had another economic downturn. Il wouldn't have allowed it so as bad as Un is he's nowhere near as bad as his father.

Tourism you say...

What is there to see aside from green pastures, mountains, and countless shrines? Doesn't seem like a very exciting place unless you're really curious about what really goes on in there.
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electricbugs2
06/21/17 10:50:05 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Tourism you say...

What is there to see aside from green pastures, mountains, and countless shrines? Doesn't seem like a very exciting place unless you're really curious about what really goes on in there.

There's a Lithuanian guy on Youtube who goes to all the countries with "closed borders". There's some neat stuff he saw, if you can look past the fact that a lot of it as you said is very shrine based.

He went to Turkmenistan as well which is probably the second worst "cult of personality" behind NK.
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ExMechaGodzilla
06/22/17 9:06:07 AM
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REMercsChamp posted...
ExMechaGodzilla posted...
jokes aside I took a day tour of North Korea this semester because i am studying in South Korea and it was a really interesting experience

Is there any way to meet Kim Jong Un like Dennis Rodman? Do you have to go bow at the statues of Kim Jong Il or else they will put you in prison?


As far as I know, no lol

MixedRaceBaby posted...
@ExMechaGodzilla posted...
jokes aside I took a day tour of North Korea this semester because i am studying in South Korea and it was a really interesting experience

oh cool. i studied in south korea too. where at? what univ?


@MixedRaceBaby University of Seoul / Seoul Sirib Dae. Actually today was my last day, I return to America tomorrow.
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joe_stalin518
06/22/17 9:21:57 AM
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If your really into thrill seeking why not go to Camden new jersey or Mississippi ?
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MixedRaceBaby
06/22/17 1:48:17 PM
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@ExMechaGodzilla posted...
@MixedRaceBaby University of Seoul / Seoul Sirib Dae. Actually today was my last day, I return to America tomorrow.

oh cool. i remember my school had that as an option but it was competitive and i didn't wanna risk not going. so i ended up at Chung Ang university.

hope you had fun. good getting out at summer. seoul summers are brutal.
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StickFigures720
06/22/17 2:52:41 PM
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The CIA at your door in 3... 2... 1...
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mattnd2007
06/22/17 3:14:39 PM
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Might be too soon
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
06/22/17 3:15:40 PM
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Go to Chechnya so we can see "Unknown American Tourist" instead of "Unknown Russian Soldier"
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REMercsChamp
06/22/17 4:40:23 PM
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SEGASonicNinja
06/22/17 4:42:13 PM
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I've heard the cuisine is pretty unique beyond the typical Korean Pork and such, you should try and make it a point to try some of the more exotic foods they have.
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EnragedSlith
06/22/17 4:44:03 PM
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What is it with white people and wanting to travel to horrible parts of the world to soak in the experience and the "quaint" culture? There are plenty of places to travel that aren't third world shitholes and let you continue to live in the first world bubble
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