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emblem boy
06/18/17 9:24:41 PM
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Hmm?
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AbstraktProfSC2
06/18/17 9:25:44 PM
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monster condom for your magnum dong
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emblem boy
06/18/17 9:28:03 PM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
monster condom for your magnum dong


I don't have a magnum dong though
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eston
06/18/17 9:31:36 PM
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Describe the size and angle of your dangle to the sales associate and they should be able to help you select the right type for you
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joe_stalin518
06/18/17 9:31:45 PM
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If your over 13 buy the magnums , otherwise it will pop but on the bright side it'll be in time for the father's Day 2018
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Butterfiles
06/18/17 9:33:35 PM
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air bubbles can cause it to burst so make sure to poke a hole in it before use
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ShinigamiSoul
06/18/17 9:34:02 PM
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emblem boy posted...
AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
monster condom for your magnum dong


I don't have a magnum dong though

How much you packing emboy
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emblem boy
06/18/17 9:35:00 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
emblem boy posted...
AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
monster condom for your magnum dong


I don't have a magnum dong though

How much you packing emboy


I'm average as fuck

JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
How large you are and if your partner is allergic to latex.


Are there like small, medium, large?
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ssj3vegeta
06/18/17 9:35:30 PM
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AbstraktProfSC2
06/18/17 9:37:16 PM
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lol wtf who tf is average!?
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emblem boy
06/18/17 9:37:23 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
emblem boy posted...
I'm average as fuck

WTF.....smh tbh


I'll be a disappointment to any girl that's lucky enough
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Dragonblade01
06/18/17 9:39:24 PM
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In general, normal size fits most guys (obviously). If wearing it hurts and/or you lose all feeling, bump up a size. Repeat until you find something that works.

You could also measure it and look up condoms based on size ranges.
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ShinigamiSoul
06/18/17 9:40:43 PM
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emblem boy posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
emblem boy posted...
I'm average as fuck

WTF.....smh tbh


I'll be a disappointment to any girl that's lucky enough

Don't say that bro average is enough
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Schwarber
06/18/17 9:40:49 PM
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emblem boy
06/18/17 9:47:57 PM
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Dragonblade01 posted...
In general, normal size fits most guys (obviously). If wearing it hurts and/or you lose all feeling, bump up a size. Repeat until you find something that works.

You could also measure it and look up condoms based on size ranges.


What about brands
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emblem boy
06/18/17 9:48:27 PM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
lol wtf who tf is average!?


Like 5"
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Wolfenstein2000
06/18/17 9:49:13 PM
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Always buy two boxes so you can put the smalls in the large box
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Dragonblade01
06/18/17 9:55:24 PM
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emblem boy posted...
Dragonblade01 posted...
In general, normal size fits most guys (obviously). If wearing it hurts and/or you lose all feeling, bump up a size. Repeat until you find something that works.

You could also measure it and look up condoms based on size ranges.


What about brands

Whatever works, mostly. The only possible concern is a latex allergy, but that isn't all that common.

Also, girth is more important than length when choosing condoms.
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emblem boy
06/18/17 9:56:47 PM
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What about things like ultra thin
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emblem boy
06/18/17 10:07:30 PM
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Hmm
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TheSingingHobo
06/18/17 10:11:18 PM
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Don't buy spermicidal condoms. The condom is effective enough and, if you're anything like me, you'll have an allergic reaction to the spermicide in your pee pee hole and that is NOT fun at all. Felt like I was pissing out razor blades that were on fire.

If you measure your junk (length and circumference) you should get a good idea what size to buy. If you're average, then your options are pretty much limitless!

If you've never banged or never banged with a condom, you're going to be disappointed. Condoms f***ing suck and take away a ton of the sensation, so get thin ones.

Oh yeah, and most importantly, when you're about to blow, pull it out, rip it off, and finish all over her face. Women love that.
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emblem boy
06/18/17 10:18:16 PM
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TheSingingHobo posted...
Don't buy spermicidal condoms. The condom is effective enough and, if you're anything like me, you'll have an allergic reaction to the spermicide in your pee pee hole and that is NOT fun at all. Felt like I was pissing out razor blades that were on fire.

If you measure your junk (length and circumference) you should get a good idea what size to buy. If you're average, then your options are pretty much limitless!

If you've never banged or never banged with a condom, you're going to be disappointed. Condoms f***ing suck and take away a ton of the sensation, so get thin ones.

Oh yeah, and most importantly, when you're about to blow, pull it out, rip it off, and finish all over her face. Women love that.


Aight. I'm thinking of buying some just to at least be familiar with them. One of those ultra thin or bareskin or something.

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gatorsPENSbucs
06/18/17 10:22:06 PM
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There's a variety pack. 2 of them I think. Get those and see what works best.
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El Mexicano Texano
06/18/17 10:22:30 PM
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Buy the Durex Extra Sensitive it's better than the thin ones and stick with the Durex brand only.
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SkittyOnWailord
06/18/17 10:33:06 PM
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This is all you need to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjrsVPGYdd4

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emblem boy
06/19/17 1:06:07 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
Buy the Durex Extra Sensitive it's better than the thin ones and stick with the Durex brand only.


Why only Durex
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emblem boy
06/20/17 10:04:26 AM
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And where do people store them these days?

In wallets still?
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Howl
06/20/17 10:10:08 AM
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Protip: don't use condoms they suck like a lot. Also the pull out method is like 97 percent effective at avoiding pregnancy when done properly.
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InstaReturns
06/20/17 10:10:45 AM
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Trojan ultra thin
Bareskins were literally impossible for me to get on
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/20/17 10:12:21 AM
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emblem boy posted...
And where do people store them these days?

In wallets still?

Nah nah nah. That'll ruin them.

Under your bed, sock drawer, next to the bed. Not cramped into a wallet.
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emblem boy
06/20/17 10:14:26 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
emblem boy posted...
And where do people store them these days?

In wallets still?

Nah nah nah. That'll ruin them.

Under your bed, sock drawer, next to the bed. Not cramped into a wallet.


What if I'm not home though

Howl posted...
Protip: don't use condoms they suck like a lot. Also the pull out method is like 97 percent effective at avoiding pregnancy when done properly.


Na man
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monkeysRfunny
06/20/17 10:14:32 AM
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Always find the hottest chick to ring you up
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/20/17 10:15:51 AM
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Just in your pocket somewhere. Unless you're putting your wallet in your front pocket or never sit down, I'd avoid the wallet.
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emblem boy
06/20/17 10:17:49 AM
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monkeysRfunny posted...
Always find the hottest chick to ring you up


I'll probably buy it online or something. Or self checkout at the store

gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Just in your pocket somewhere. Unless you're putting your wallet in your front pocket or never sit down, I'd avoid the wallet.


Front pocket makes sense
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Howl
06/20/17 12:16:42 PM
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emblem boy posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
emblem boy posted...
And where do people store them these days?

In wallets still?

Nah nah nah. That'll ruin them.

Under your bed, sock drawer, next to the bed. Not cramped into a wallet.


What if I'm not home though

Howl posted...
Protip: don't use condoms they suck like a lot. Also the pull out method is like 97 percent effective at avoiding pregnancy when done properly.


Na man


I was actually off by 1% it's 96% effective objectively.

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method/how-effective-is-withdrawal-method-pulling-out
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Kineth
06/20/17 12:17:51 PM
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You're gonna hate using it.

Also, some women (and men) are allergic to latex.
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emblem boy
06/20/17 1:29:40 PM
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Howl posted...
emblem boy posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
emblem boy posted...
And where do people store them these days?

In wallets still?

Nah nah nah. That'll ruin them.

Under your bed, sock drawer, next to the bed. Not cramped into a wallet.


What if I'm not home though

Howl posted...
Protip: don't use condoms they suck like a lot. Also the pull out method is like 97 percent effective at avoiding pregnancy when done properly.


Na man


I was actually off by 1% it's 96% effective objectively.

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method/how-effective-is-withdrawal-method-pulling-out


I don't now how much I trust myself to do it correctly
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Coolppl Owns
06/20/17 1:31:24 PM
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4 inches is all you need
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emblem boy
06/21/17 12:54:36 AM
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Coolppl Owns posted...
4 inches is all you need



Do the girls know that though.

Na, I'm not really that worried about it.. but it'd be nice to be bigger
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Coolppl Owns
06/21/17 9:07:03 AM
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emblem boy posted...
Coolppl Owns posted...
4 inches is all you need



Do the girls know that though.

Na, I'm not really that worried about it.. but it'd be nice to be bigger


i say this because i'm just about 5 inches and i make my gf finish multiple times every time

obviously every woman is different but the "motion of the ocean" cliche is mostly true.
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Slip-N-Slide
06/21/17 9:11:23 AM
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You've been here since 2003, you've gotta be pushing like 30 at this point.
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Conception616
06/21/17 9:34:16 AM
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Put it in her butt, no condom necessary.
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emblem boy
06/21/17 10:04:09 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Put it in her butt, no condom necessary.


Eventually

Slip-N-Slide posted...
You've been here since 2003, you've gotta be pushing like 30 at this point.


27
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DanShields
06/21/17 10:04:51 AM
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Get cherry flavoured ones to give yourself a treat.
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Ruvan22
06/21/17 6:41:51 PM
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Coolppl Owns posted...
emblem boy posted...
Coolppl Owns posted...
4 inches is all you need



Do the girls know that though.

Na, I'm not really that worried about it.. but it'd be nice to be bigger


i say this because i'm just about 5 inches and i make my gf finish multiple times every time

obviously every woman is different but the "motion of the ocean" cliche is mostly true.


What's that cliche?
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ChromaticAngel
06/21/17 6:47:50 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
What's that cliche?

It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean is how it goes.

Anyway. If you're a first time buyer, I recommend buying several types and try one of each on. They're all different and guys also have a lot of difference. Condoms are pleasure killers and some guys have issues staying hard with certain brands. Find one that works for you.
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Sami1000
06/21/17 6:52:28 PM
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Always buy them as new/unused
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ChromaticAngel
06/21/17 8:30:36 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Always buy them as new/unused

Yep. This is why you shouldn't buy condoms from gamestop. They'll tell you it's new, but it's not.
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Supra574
06/21/17 8:39:34 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
Yep. This is why you shouldn't buy condoms from gamestop. They'll tell you it's new, but it's not.

and then if you try to give them back unused, forget about it!
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