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pojr
06/15/17 5:07:02 PM
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...your own fart bubble?
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I summon it. You spell it.
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ThyCorndog
06/15/17 5:09:46 PM
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If you hold in all of your farts you would remain on the surface of the water
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stone
06/15/17 5:11:35 PM
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Sure. If you breathe in with your mouth, all that air has to come out as farts eventually, you could use that ancient technique to propel yourself towards land.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
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Carlbertomfg
06/15/17 5:12:01 PM
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We ain't gonna drown cuz my dick can float.
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