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KiwiTerraRizing 06/12/17 9:00:58 AM #1:	1. Your poop is always a perfect log that needs no wiping. But it takes an hour to come out once you sit on the toilet. An hour every time, clean easy poop. 2. Poop comes out right away but it's sticky and wet and gets plastered inside your cheeks. LOTS of wiping but will go as fast as you can clean up. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:880903858] in You have t... [t:75449975]...</cite> <quote>1. Your poop is always a perfect log that needs no wiping. But it takes an hour to come out once you sit on the toilet. An hour every time, clean easy poop. 2. Poop comes out right away but it's sticky and wet and gets plastered inside your cheeks. LOTS of wiping but will go as fast as you can clean up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/12/17 9:08:27 AM #2:	So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:880904138] in You have t... [t:75449975]...</cite> <quote>So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 06/12/17 9:09:51 AM #3:	uwnim posted... So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe. No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:880904190] in You have t... [t:75449975]...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe.</quote> No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 06/12/17 9:10:29 AM #4:	2 and invest in a Japanese toilet. I cant be wasting an hour to poop every time. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:880904215] in You have t... [t:75449975]...</cite> <quote>2 and invest in a Japanese toilet. I cant be wasting an hour to poop every time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 06/12/17 9:11:14 AM #5:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... uwnim posted... So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe. No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour. Then I'll wait until it worked through my system before sitting down on the toilet. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:880904248] in You have t... [t:75449975]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe.</quote> No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour.</quote> Then I'll wait until it worked through my system before sitting down on the toilet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 06/12/17 9:11:58 AM #6:	stone posted... KiwiTerraRizing posted... uwnim posted... So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe. No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour. Then I'll wait until it worked through my system before sitting down on the toilet. Process only starts once you sit on the toilet. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:880904280] in You have t... [t:75449975]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe.</quote> No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour.</quote> Then I'll wait until it worked through my system before sitting down on the toilet.</quote> Process only starts once you sit on the toilet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/12/17 9:13:11 AM #7:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... uwnim posted... So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe. No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour. Ok, I was thinking it was just really long because poops like that come out pretty fast. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:880904322] in You have t... [t:75449975]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe.</quote> No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour.</quote> Ok, I was thinking it was just really long because poops like that come out pretty fast.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 06/12/17 9:14:48 AM #8:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... stone posted... KiwiTerraRizing posted... uwnim posted... So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe. No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour. Then I'll wait until it worked through my system before sitting down on the toilet. Process only starts once you sit on the toilet. Fine then I'll sit on it then stand up to do things for 58 minutes before sitting down again. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:880904395] in You have t... [t:75449975]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe.</quote> No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour.</quote> Then I'll wait until it worked through my system before sitting down on the toilet.</quote> Process only starts once you sit on the toilet.</quote> Fine then I'll sit on it then stand up to do things for 58 minutes before sitting down again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 06/12/17 9:21:21 AM #10:	stone posted... KiwiTerraRizing posted... stone posted... KiwiTerraRizing posted... uwnim posted... So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe. No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour. Then I'll wait until it worked through my system before sitting down on the toilet. Process only starts once you sit on the toilet. Fine then I'll sit on it then stand up to do things for 58 minutes before sitting down again. Standing restarts the clock --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:880904632] in You have t... [t:75449975]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>So either take an hour because the poop is like a mile long or take an hour because it takes that long to wipe.</quote> No, the first one the poop is working through your system in that hour.</quote> Then I'll wait until it worked through my system before sitting down on the toilet.</quote> Process only starts once you sit on the toilet.</quote> Fine then I'll sit on it then stand up to do things for 58 minutes before sitting down again.</quote> Standing restarts the clock</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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