Current Events > Fuck man why I gotta be scared of spiders. I'm shaking lmao

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Theresa%u200B was this huge ass spider on my screen door when I shut it just now. There's a glass door in front so it's not a big deal, and I didn't even notice the spider till after I shut the glass door too.

But the retroflective thought that my head was close to that thing, and that the force of me shitting the door could have jostled it loose, it's had me really fucking jumpy for the past 5 or 10 minutes. I'm blaming this one on genetics fuck you genetics.

Literally shaking
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dude spray it with wd-40 it will die instantly

I'm the exact same way. One repelled down from a bush last night, but I had time to dust it. It was scary. Then another descended right over the door handle, like it was trying to tell me that I was done for. I blasted him with the ant spray and it fell down. I couldn't find it, but I raced inside.
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You probably would hate Zelda games.
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PikachuMaxwell posted...

You probably would hate Zelda games.

I can handle visual depictions lol

CharlesBronson posted...

dude spray it with wd-40 it will die instantly

This doesn't strike me as the type of spider that dies instantly from many things. It's fucking huge

One shimmied down from the ceiling onto my monitor a couple minutes ago. I swiftly ended its life.

I dont mind spiders if they stay tf out my bubble. Gnats on the other hand severely piss me off because they're obnoxious, distracting fucks that never come into your sight until you're too busy to focus on them, then they immediately vanish into the background the moment you're free to. >_>
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Ever seen arachnophobia?
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The worst part is the little itches. Every little itch causes a mini panic.

MJ_Max posted...

Theresa%u200B

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Meanwhile, if I see a spider in my house and I know it's not one that's extremely venomous, I just pick it up in my hands and carry it outside.
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legolas0008 posted...

Meanwhile, if I see a spider in my house and I know it's not one that's extremely venomous, I just pick it up in my hands and carry it outside.

no one cares that you'd voluntarily let a filthy spider touch your bare flesh you heathen
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@dolomedes
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Gafemage posted...

no one cares that you'd voluntarily let a filthy spider touch your bare flesh you heathen

I'm probably much filthier than the average spider.
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It's in your eyes and mouth. It's multiplying. Your funeral is going to have to be closed casket.

Your family will never be able to get the poop smell out your room. Game over.
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https://www.google.com/search?q=camel+spiders
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TheLazyChampion posted...

LMAO
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I know a phobia is an irrational fear but it's still a matter of not being a baby and getting over it. I've helped people get over their fear of snakes with my pet snakes.

TC, you should never post your fears on a site like this.
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I find it hilarious how I used to be scared of tiny ass animals. The reason being is that my (and your) fear will generally start agitating them. Shit, wasps and spiders are really chill around me nowadays.
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dolomedes posted...

they were always chill.

Yeah, I eventually realized that.
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no

wasps are jerks, bees and spiders are the chill ones tbh
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

no

wasps are jerks, bees and spiders are the chill ones tbh

Wasps are pretty chill too. Yellow jackets are not chill though. Hell, wasps are one of the smartest insects you'll find.
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Yeah, as I said, yellow jackets are not chill.

Regardless, as long as you aren't burning incense or wearing some strong cologne/perfume wasps that aren't yellow jackets won't bug you.
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