Current Events > You're at a bar with your girlfriend.
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PikachuMaxwell 06/11/17 1:20:33 PM #1: |
You and her get a few drinks and then dance to some relaxing music. Suddenly, three tough-looking redneck deadbeats start hitting on your girl.
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GOATSLAYER 06/11/17 1:21:47 PM #2: |
I make out with her and start rubbing her body on mine until they leave
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SrRd_RacinG 06/11/17 1:21:53 PM #3: |
Ask them to drink, smoke a little something-something. Run train till 4:15 am eastern time.
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/11/17 1:23:58 PM #4: |
Play dead.
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Turbam 06/11/17 1:25:06 PM #5: |
Guess I'm single again ;-;
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IfGodCouldDie 06/11/17 1:25:54 PM #6: |
I whip out my dick and start jacking it
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KiwiTerraRizing 06/11/17 1:26:07 PM #7: |
I gouge their eyes out with a stirring spoon and put it in my martini and declare, "Your vision has been taken, not just blurred."
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DoctorVader 06/11/17 1:27:32 PM #8: |
This
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G_G 06/11/17 11:45:01 PM #9: |
i dont think rednecks like anime girls
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Lost_All_Senses 06/11/17 11:52:26 PM #10: |
Offer to satisfy their needs if they let her be.
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solosnake 06/11/17 11:53:03 PM #11: |
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Zack_Attackv1 06/11/17 11:55:58 PM #12: |
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ToadallyAwesome 06/11/17 11:56:40 PM #13: |
SrRd_RacinG posted...
Ask them to drink, smoke a little something-something. Run train till 4:15 am eastern time. This post had me dead. /topic --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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