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Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/11/17 3:40:14 AM
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Haha The Mummy Flopped.
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Yaridovich
06/11/17 3:42:15 AM
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It needed more Brendan Fraser and less Scientology
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Touya999
06/11/17 3:44:23 AM
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Closet.
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Questionmarktarius
06/11/17 3:58:10 AM
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So the best part of the movie really is the freakish eye body-horror from the trailer?
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UnholyMudcrab
06/11/17 4:00:49 AM
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Sphyx
06/11/17 4:15:23 AM
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Take that, Bembridge Scientologists!
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Verdekal
06/11/17 4:15:29 AM
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Do they have all the horses?
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Dash_Harber
06/11/17 4:19:20 AM
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Universal Execs meeting;
Exec 1 - What's all the rage with the kids these days?
Exec 2 - Shared universes! They are great!
Exec 1 - Right. So what properties do we have lying around?
Exec 3 - Some monsters that were big in the 40's.
Exec 2 - Like Dracula and Frankenstein? Yeah!
Exec 1 - Right, let's created a shared universe with the universal monsters!
Exec 2 - So a horror shared universe?
Exec 1 - No, let's make them action.
Exec 3 - Are you sure that's a good ...
Exec 1 - Do it.
*First three movies flop*
Exec 1 - There is no shared unvierse.
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Questionmarktarius
06/11/17 4:20:19 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
*First three movies flop*

...there's been three already?
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UnholyMudcrab
06/11/17 4:21:56 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
*First three movies flop*

...there's been three already?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula_Untold
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Frankenstein_%28film%29

I had no idea either of these films existed until I saw them mentioned in RedLetterMedia's HitB video today.
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Questionmarktarius
06/11/17 4:23:28 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
*First three movies flop*

...there's been three already?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula_Untold
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Frankenstein_%28film%29

I had no idea either of these films existed until I saw them mentioned in RedLetterMedia's HitB video today.

Huh.

Maybe the inevitable godawful Wolfman won't suck, but I doubt it.
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MakoReizei
06/11/17 4:37:43 AM
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Sad. Brenden Fraser Mummy was a modern classic
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MonkeyBones23
06/11/17 4:38:38 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
*First three movies flop*

...there's been three already?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula_Untold
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Frankenstein_%28film%29

I had no idea either of these films existed until I saw them mentioned in RedLetterMedia's HitB video today.


"lex Kurtzman, director of The Mummy remake, has denied these claims saying that the film is not canon with Dark Universe"
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MabusIncarnate
06/11/17 4:39:03 AM
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Brenden Fraser is an american treasure
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Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
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Dash_Harber
06/11/17 4:47:16 AM
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MonkeyBones23 posted...
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
*First three movies flop*

...there's been three already?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula_Untold
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Frankenstein_%28film%29

I had no idea either of these films existed until I saw them mentioned in RedLetterMedia's HitB video today.


"lex Kurtzman, director of The Mummy remake, has denied these claims saying that the film is not canon with Dark Universe"

We all know how directors always get swept under the rug when it comes to canon anyway. That being said, it was probably going to be based on whether the movie succeed or not; if it succeeded, it wasn't and if it flopped, then it could be.
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Kelystic
06/11/17 4:55:11 AM
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"Why Hollywood wont cast Brendan Fraser anymore?"
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Questionmarktarius
06/11/17 4:56:38 AM
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Isn't Tom Cruise like seventy or something by now?
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Dash_Harber
06/11/17 4:57:29 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Isn't Tom Cruise like seventy or something by now?

Seventy mm high, maybe.
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Questionmarktarius
06/11/17 4:59:06 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Isn't Tom Cruise like seventy or something by now?

Seventy mm high, maybe.

oooooooo, burn.

Looks like he's only 54. Was he seventeen in Top Gun or something?
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LeadPipeCinche
06/11/17 5:11:10 AM
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Tom Mopother is in his early 50s.
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