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Gamer99z
06/11/17 1:58:04 AM
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When he doesn't want any trouble... Do you accept?
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Dash_Harber
06/11/17 1:58:49 AM
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Hell yeah. Heroes never kill and nothing says I have to win.
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mirage_004
06/11/17 1:58:51 AM
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Nope....!
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Rika_Furude
06/11/17 2:00:19 AM
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he doesnt want any trouble, i dont want any trouble, i think we can both walk away happy
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Lathissamus
06/11/17 2:01:14 AM
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Yeah, considering he is a human after all and wasn't a trained fighter
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Questionmarktarius
06/11/17 2:01:44 AM
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It'll make for an awesome blooper reel at the end of the film.
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Gamer99z
06/11/17 2:03:08 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Hell yeah. Heroes never kill and nothing says I have to win.

There is a chance that he doesn't kill you but you die a freaky cartoonish death on your own.

Rika_Furude posted...
he doesnt want any trouble, i dont want any trouble, i think we can both walk away happy

In this situation you are forced to be causing trouble when he doesn't want any.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/11/17 2:04:10 AM
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I think I have a chance. I'm almost as fast as Bruce Lee was.
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Dash_Harber
06/11/17 2:04:32 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
There is a chance that he doesn't kill you but you die a freaky cartoonish death on your own.


That only happens to unredeemable bad guys who refuse to surrender. Anti-villains always surrender or get some sort of respectful deafeat.
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De Evolution
06/11/17 2:05:51 AM
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I don't want no trouble
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King Rial
06/11/17 2:07:50 AM
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Deal. I'd take a dive after the second time he knocked me down.
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MabusIncarnate
06/11/17 2:08:18 AM
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lol, he's just an actor he can't really do that stuff irl.

I'd kick his ass.
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samurai bandit
06/11/17 2:16:40 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
lol, he's just an actor he can't really do that stuff irl.

I'd kick his ass.


Not sure if serious...
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gguirao
06/11/17 2:49:51 AM
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No deal.
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TheVipaGTS
06/11/17 2:50:31 AM
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jackie is always in his prime.
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MutantJohn
06/11/17 2:51:13 AM
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Sure, I'd get my ass beat for that
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Sad_Face
06/11/17 2:51:51 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
lol, he's just an actor he can't really do that stuff irl.

I'd kick his ass.


He does his own stunts.
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Questionmarktarius
06/11/17 2:55:01 AM
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Sad_Face posted...
He does his own stunts.

Badly.
Just watch the credits of any Jackie Chan movie. About half of Rumble in the Bronx was made with a shoe painted on a cast after Jackie broke his foot or ankle or something.

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MutantJohn
06/11/17 2:58:28 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Sad_Face posted...
He does his own stunts.

Badly.
Just watch the credits of any Jackie Chan movie. About half of Rumble in the Bronx was made with a shoe painted on a cast after Jackie broke his foot or ankle or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtA_xiISKRo

Is that supposed to be an insult? He broke his ankle and kept on acting. Sounds like a badass to me
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Window_Starer
06/11/17 2:59:08 AM
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Is this " just a big misunderstanding but I have to keep attacking him relentlessly rather than actually listen to his explanation" type of situation?

If so I can don't mind being KOed in 2 min with common household objects for a million dollars
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Questionmarktarius
06/11/17 3:00:59 AM
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MutantJohn posted...
Is that supposed to be an insult?

Oh hell no. Jackie Chan is the Mick Foley of martial arts films.
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