Board 8 > Tell me any reason why the I should support the Rebellion.

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Huff n puff 20
06/10/17 11:09:34 AM
#1:


The Galactic Empire is better.

Alderaan was a state sponsor of Terrorism. It got what it deserved.
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AfroSquirrel
06/10/17 11:10:28 AM
#2:


More stylish spaceships.
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Huff n puff 20
06/10/17 11:12:13 AM
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AfroSquirrel posted...
More stylish spaceships.


No.
Have you seen a Rebel Star Cruiser?

Fucker's ugly. The Imperial-class Star Destroyer is much more stylish.
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Phase
06/10/17 11:12:49 AM
#4:


Pizza Hut also supports the rebellion so you'll never find yourself lacking mediocre pizza.
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Huff n puff 20
06/10/17 11:15:37 AM
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Phase posted...
Pizza Hut also supports the rebellion so you'll never find yourself lacking mediocre pizza.


But that's Pizza Hut, and they terrorist supports with terribly mediocre pizza.
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AfroSquirrel
06/10/17 11:15:44 AM
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Huff n puff 20 posted...
AfroSquirrel posted...
More stylish spaceships.


No.
Have you seen a Rebel Star Cruiser?

Fucker's ugly. The Imperial-class Star Destroyer is much more stylish.

What can I say? I like curves.
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paperwarior
06/10/17 11:16:15 AM
#7:


Pizza the Hutt?!
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Unknown_voter
06/10/17 11:16:48 AM
#8:


Imperialism is bad and rebelling against an imperial government is not only justified but admirable
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Huff n puff 20
06/10/17 11:19:52 AM
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Unknown_voter posted...
Imperialism is bad and rebelling against an imperial government is not only justified but admirable

Its terrorism. Which is never justified.
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LapisLazuli
06/10/17 11:22:42 AM
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I'm glad you're willing to take a hardline stance that America was founded on terrorism.
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scarletspeed7
06/10/17 11:22:55 AM
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I've always supported the Empire. The Rebels are comprised of criminals, disgraced administrators and former bounty hunters who reneged on their contracts. The Empire was founded by a man who single-handedly ended the largest war in recent memory and is led by the only Jedi who didn't betray the entire Empire to support a splinter separatist's terrifying vision of total anarchy.

These Rebels truly are scum. They also murdered hundreds of innocents aboard the second Death Star.
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FFDragon
06/10/17 11:25:11 AM
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The Empire did nothing wrong.
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NineNobles
06/10/17 11:25:21 AM
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Who's the I
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Jeff Zero
06/10/17 11:27:02 AM
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I wasn't there for it. I wasn't born yet. I don't know.

What I can tell you is what I've seen: the First Order wiped out an entire planet. They're the terrorists, not us. I don't care about the philosophical justifications of the Empire and the Rebellion, I care about the here and now.

We have to band together to stop Snoke. We must Resist.
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Unknown_voter
06/10/17 11:27:14 AM
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Huff n puff 20 posted...
Unknown_voter posted...
Imperialism is bad and rebelling against an imperial government is not only justified but admirable

Its terrorism. Which is never justified.


If you believe terrorism is always bad and imperialism is always bad then it's clear both sides are Grey morally and the question becomes whose ends are more justified by the means?

Not supplying an answer, idk enough about star wars.
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SupremeZero
06/10/17 11:29:49 AM
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Huff n puff 20 posted...
AfroSquirrel posted...
More stylish spaceships.


No.
Have you seen a Rebel Star Cruiser?

Fucker's ugly. The Imperial-class Star Destroyer is much more stylish.

The Star Destroyer is literally a pizza slice. What style.

And yet they still couldn't even get Pizza Hut to support them.
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HanOfTheNekos
06/10/17 11:34:24 AM
#17:


Screw the Empire. I support of a vision of an independent Dantooine.
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