Current Events > Energy drinks will make me immortal

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You foolish humans subjugate yourself to the natural clock inside your body. I have surpassed the call. Thanks to energy drinks I am the ruler of my sleep! I bow to no bed!
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If you're drinking something that powerful you will die soon. Energy drinks don't do anything to me.
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I remember one of my previous co workers would sometimes drink 8 or more energy drinks a shift.

100% of people who sleep in their lifetime die.
100% of people who have never slept a second in their lives have never died.

Co-incidence? I think not.

Blue_Inigo posted...

You foolish humans subjugate yourself to the natural clock inside your body. I have surpassed the call. Thanks to energy drinks I am the ruler of my sleep! I bow to no bed!

The posts people make at 2 am show who they really are

I'm on to you!

Dash_Harber posted...

100% of people who have never slept a second in their lives have never died.

I dunno, people who were stillborn are often considered to have died, and I'm not sure they slept.

JE19426 posted...

Dash_Harber posted...

100% of people who have never slept a second in their lives have never died.

I dunno, people who were stillborn are often considered to have died, and I'm not sure they slept.

Your already dead before you are born and therefore don't live after birth long enough to spend time sleeping.

scorpion41 posted...

If you're drinking something that powerful you will die soon. Energy drinks don't do anything to me.

It cant kill me. It makes me stronger
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I think I have close to an addiction to the Monster Rehab Peach Tea's. I've really got to kick it down to one or two a week (because I don't want to give them up)

Atleast the teas have very little calories and sugar, but still. I'm wasting money and don't need as many

Its my only real vice I think
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I never sleep cuz sleep is the cousin of death
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Once I complete my holy mission and sacrifice 666 goats, Cthulhu will grant me immortality
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Blue_Inigo posted...

You foolish humans subjugate yourself to the natural clock inside your body. I have surpassed the call. Thanks to energy drinks I am the ruler of my sleep! I bow to no bed!

It will kill you. It will damage your heart and eventually lead to palpatations and arrhythmia, possibly even a heart attack.
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I recall a time when I considered energy drinks to be a high fructose, caffeinated entrée to the world of nootropics. Until the evening I imbibed two litres of sugar-free V whilst attempting to complete an essay for university.

Suffice to say, the lavatory was redecorated in exceedingly retro 1970's colours.
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Dash_Harber posted...

100% of people who sleep in their lifetime die.
100% of people who have never slept a second in their lives have never died.

Co-incidence? I think not.

D:

I used to drink two Five Hour Energys every day. I felt great while they were active but they left me feeling drained.
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