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Anisoptera
06/06/17 2:54:56 AM
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Smashingpmkns
06/06/17 2:57:23 AM
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I expected Shoenice
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JE19426
06/06/17 2:57:39 AM
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Zurkon posted...
What would make anyone want to snort salt?


Maybe they think it is a different white powder.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/06/17 2:59:10 AM
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Talk about a real series of unfortunate events.
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MabusIncarnate
06/06/17 3:03:08 AM
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So you are saying this isn't normal? I usually drink my tequila with a snort of salt, shot of tequila, and limes in the eyes. That's how they do it in the movies.
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
06/06/17 3:03:17 AM
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He's gotta watch Caddyshack again to learn how to properly take a shot.
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FF_Redux
06/06/17 3:09:27 AM
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thronedfire2
06/06/17 3:40:32 AM
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When I was in driver ed some guy in my class snorted a salt packet and his nose started bleeding
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/06/17 3:51:26 AM
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Why would anybody drink vodka??
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Shadow Flare
06/06/17 3:52:36 AM
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Um isn't it supposed to be done with tequila? What a moron
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FF_Redux
06/06/17 7:15:59 AM
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I think he does tequila. You see a bottle of it on the table. The shit kind.
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Flasbangs
06/06/17 7:19:26 AM
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The intellect of your average Swede.
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iPhone_7
06/06/17 7:38:46 AM
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White people...
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Flasbangs
06/06/17 7:45:23 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
White people...


Racists...
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Mist_Turnips
06/06/17 7:46:40 AM
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Let me guess. It's yet another of those 'hurrdurr challenge!!!!!' "games?"
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Returning_CEmen
06/06/17 8:01:59 AM
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
06/06/17 10:49:12 AM
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Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...
He's gotta watch Caddyshack again to learn how to properly take a shot.

Here's the video showing how to properly do it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-I54Epz9Hg

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KILBOTz
06/06/17 12:48:15 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
When I was in driver ed some guy in my class snorted a salt packet and his nose started bleeding


In 5th grade all the boys in my class bought or traded for ground up altoids, which we snorted. the fun stopped when the nose bleeds started.
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thronedfire2
06/06/17 6:25:04 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
When I was in driver ed some guy in my class snorted a salt packet and his nose started bleeding


In 5th grade all the boys in my class bought or traded for ground up altoids, which we snorted. the fun stopped when the nose bleeds started.


Yeah we used to do pixie stix in middle school >_>
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reeekt
06/06/17 6:25:42 PM
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I expected somebody much younger.
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GiftedACIII
06/06/17 11:54:19 PM
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wtf
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Malcrasternus
06/06/17 11:56:42 PM
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We purposely trained him wrong - as a joke.
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