Current Events > Looking for some "real world" relationship advice?

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Forget that horse shit you see in Disney. Here's how it works in the real world:

1. ALWAYS cheat first. If she doesn't find out, fine. If she ends up cheating on you, keep time stamped photos and messages that prove you got the one up on her

2. Always scout out girls in the following order of priority:

a. No Friends (she will worship you because she has no one else in her life)
b. No male friends (trouble)
c. Very few male friends.

If you find yourself in option c), as the relationship goes on, slowly get her away from these people. Get them deleted from facebook, off her phone contacts. You want to be the only male presence in her life

3. Completely forget about them if they're working in male dominated industries like tech. Dump immediately and move on to the next one. Lots of fish in the sea

4. Dump at the first sign of disagreement or arguing. This is a good sign that she's thinking about or ALREADY cheating on you

5. Look for girls with more "introverted" hobbies like reading. Forget about them if they are into things like sports, especially co-ed

6. Keep regular tabs on facebook convos, cellphone convos, text messaging etc

Thank me later
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this topic will go well
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Well, at least this topic isn't about the unemployed
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