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SomeLikeItHoth
06/02/17 2:40:46 PM
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I bet they fucked afterwards
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megamanzero1000
06/02/17 3:39:02 PM
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which one?
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SomeLikeItHoth
06/02/17 4:09:04 PM
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megamanzero1000 posted...
which one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya-CrS3eKMM

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TheGonzoSpider
06/02/17 4:20:55 PM
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Jesus that was hilarious.
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YookaLaylee
06/02/17 4:24:19 PM
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TheGonzoSpider posted...
Jesus that was hilarious.

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Touch
06/02/17 4:27:14 PM
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Moist_Cake
06/02/17 4:41:52 PM
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Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview?
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refmon
06/02/17 4:42:29 PM
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And you people think he can't pull of Lex Luthor %uFEFF

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WizardPowers
06/02/17 4:50:16 PM
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Moist_Cake posted...
Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview?


There is a reason all of his roles have him playing a douche bag.
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SomeLikeItHoth
06/02/17 4:50:51 PM
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Moist_Cake posted...
Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview?

He's just hardcore flirting.
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YookaLaylee
06/02/17 4:51:35 PM
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WizardPowers posted...
Moist_Cake posted...
Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview?


There is a reason all of his roles have him playing a douche bag.

He wasn't a douchebag in Adventureland, Zombieland or that movie where he's a high school kid who's uncle teaches him how to pick up girls
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drunkmuggle
06/02/17 4:57:04 PM
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Wetterdew
06/02/17 5:03:20 PM
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I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once.
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AlephZero
06/02/17 5:03:31 PM
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Zack_Attackv1
06/02/17 5:08:51 PM
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DoctorVader
06/02/17 5:41:48 PM
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Wetterdew posted...
I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once.

I saw Jesse Eisenberg at a grocery store in Manhattan just yesterday actually. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Feline_Heart
06/02/17 5:43:52 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Wetterdew posted...
I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once.

I saw Jesse Eisenberg at a grocery store in Manhattan just yesterday actually. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


I want to believe this is real, because he looks like he would be a jerk.

You seriously don't know this copypasta?
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au_gold
06/02/17 5:45:01 PM
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You can tell she was soaking wet after that interview.
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Touch
06/02/17 5:45:29 PM
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One time in college I was listening to Jesse Eisenberg have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.
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Feline_Heart
06/02/17 5:46:02 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Wetterdew posted...
I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once.

I saw Jesse Eisenberg at a grocery store in Manhattan just yesterday actually. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


I want to believe this is real, because he looks like he would be a jerk.

You seriously don't know this copypasta?


Obviously not. I don't read copypasta often.

This one gets used almost every time someone talks about meeting a celebrity
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au_gold
06/02/17 5:50:32 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
au_gold posted...
You can tell she was soaking wet after that interview.


People are actually attracted to him?

The interviewer clearly was. I could sense her thirst through the screen.
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agoatthief
06/02/17 6:08:25 PM
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She was rude af and he's just awkward by nature. She was mostly at fault here tbh
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Feline_Heart
06/02/17 6:09:12 PM
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agoatthief posted...
She was rude af and he's just awkward by nature. She was mostly at fault here tbh

He was rude first. She made one mistake at the beginning and he decided to treat her like shit for the rest of the interview lol
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garan
06/02/17 6:09:45 PM
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I see this copypasta in pretty much every celebrity topic here on CE.
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King Rial
06/02/17 6:13:36 PM
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That was hilarious.
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AlephZero
06/02/17 6:20:43 PM
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Damn by the end she was thirsty af

I hope he banged the shit out of her later
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E32005
06/02/17 6:21:32 PM
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Moist_Cake posted...
Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview?

From what I can tell from any celebrity interviews they get really really sick of doing those press junkets and I think some of them just get sick of it after a while and turn into assholes
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TheFuzz3451
06/02/17 6:36:22 PM
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DoctorVader posted...
Wetterdew posted...
I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once.

I saw Jesse Eisenberg at a grocery store in Manhattan just yesterday actually. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


oh sweet, I don't need to post it
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TrollSlayer11
06/02/17 6:44:55 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
that was awesome


yep. i feel it may be staged though
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Pastryarchy
06/04/17 2:07:03 AM
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Never was a fan of Eisenberg.

I would prefer Terry Crews play the next Flex Luthor.

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MyPetKenshin
06/04/17 2:33:20 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Wetterdew posted...
I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once.

I saw Jesse Eisenberg at a grocery store in Manhattan just yesterday actually. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


I want to believe this is real, because he looks like he would be a jerk.
I literally just saw him today at wizard world arguing with a guy. Wow.
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Flintgrandad
06/05/17 11:41:31 PM
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Pastryarchy posted...
Never was a fan of Eisenberg.

I would prefer Terry Crews play the next Flex Luthor.

uT1Gj9V

wtf
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