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SomeLikeItHoth 06/02/17 2:40:46 PM #1: |
I bet they fucked afterwards
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megamanzero1000 06/02/17 3:39:02 PM #2: |
which one?
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SomeLikeItHoth 06/02/17 4:09:04 PM #3: |
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which one? ![]() --- "Tonight we rest; tomorrow we make America great again." - The Donald ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGonzoSpider 06/02/17 4:20:55 PM #4: |
Jesus that was hilarious.
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YookaLaylee 06/02/17 4:24:19 PM #5: |
TheGonzoSpider posted...
Jesus that was hilarious. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 06/02/17 4:27:14 PM #6: |
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Moist_Cake 06/02/17 4:41:52 PM #8: |
Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview?
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refmon 06/02/17 4:42:29 PM #9: |
And you people think he can't pull of Lex Luthor %uFEFF
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WizardPowers 06/02/17 4:50:16 PM #10: |
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Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview? There is a reason all of his roles have him playing a douche bag. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SomeLikeItHoth 06/02/17 4:50:51 PM #11: |
Moist_Cake posted...
Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview? He's just hardcore flirting. --- The GOAT Fam 2017! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YookaLaylee 06/02/17 4:51:35 PM #12: |
WizardPowers posted...
Moist_Cake posted...Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview? He wasn't a douchebag in Adventureland, Zombieland or that movie where he's a high school kid who's uncle teaches him how to pick up girls --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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drunkmuggle 06/02/17 4:57:04 PM #13: |
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Wetterdew 06/02/17 5:03:20 PM #14: |
I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once.
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AlephZero 06/02/17 5:03:31 PM #15: |
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Zack_Attackv1 06/02/17 5:08:51 PM #16: |
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DoctorVader 06/02/17 5:41:48 PM #19: |
Wetterdew posted...
I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once. I saw Jesse Eisenberg at a grocery store in Manhattan just yesterday actually. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Feline_Heart 06/02/17 5:43:52 PM #21: |
Asherlee10 posted...
DoctorVader posted...Wetterdew posted...I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once. You seriously don't know this copypasta? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 06/02/17 5:45:01 PM #23: |
You can tell she was soaking wet after that interview.
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Touch 06/02/17 5:45:29 PM #24: |
One time in college I was listening to Jesse Eisenberg have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.
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Feline_Heart 06/02/17 5:46:02 PM #26: |
Asherlee10 posted...
Feline_Heart posted...Asherlee10 posted...DoctorVader posted...Wetterdew posted...I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once. This one gets used almost every time someone talks about meeting a celebrity ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 06/02/17 5:50:32 PM #27: |
Asherlee10 posted...
au_gold posted...You can tell she was soaking wet after that interview. The interviewer clearly was. I could sense her thirst through the screen. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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agoatthief 06/02/17 6:08:25 PM #29: |
She was rude af and he's just awkward by nature. She was mostly at fault here tbh
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Feline_Heart 06/02/17 6:09:12 PM #30: |
agoatthief posted...
She was rude af and he's just awkward by nature. She was mostly at fault here tbh He was rude first. She made one mistake at the beginning and he decided to treat her like shit for the rest of the interview lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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garan 06/02/17 6:09:45 PM #31: |
I see this copypasta in pretty much every celebrity topic here on CE.
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King Rial 06/02/17 6:13:36 PM #32: |
That was hilarious.
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AlephZero 06/02/17 6:20:43 PM #33: |
Damn by the end she was thirsty af
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E32005 06/02/17 6:21:32 PM #34: |
Moist_Cake posted...
Is he legit a dick like that or was it a fake interview? From what I can tell from any celebrity interviews they get really really sick of doing those press junkets and I think some of them just get sick of it after a while and turn into assholes --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheFuzz3451 06/02/17 6:36:22 PM #35: |
DoctorVader posted...
Wetterdew posted...I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once. oh sweet, I don't need to post it --- You're only as sick as your secrets, but the truth shall set you free. The truth is the truth, so all you can do is live with it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TrollSlayer11 06/02/17 6:44:55 PM #36: |
drunkmuggle posted...
that was awesome yep. i feel it may be staged though --- Sunglasses and advil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pastryarchy 06/04/17 2:07:03 AM #38: |
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MyPetKenshin 06/04/17 2:33:20 AM #39: |
Asherlee10 posted...
DoctorVader posted...I literally just saw him today at wizard world arguing with a guy. Wow.Wetterdew posted...I saw him at a deli in Manhattan with some girl once. --- Placeholder sig till I think of something better to write. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flintgrandad 06/05/17 11:41:31 PM #40: |
Pastryarchy posted...
Never was a fan of Eisenberg. wtf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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