Current Events > I believe that I could fight a gorilla bare handed and win.

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Being totally serious here, I feel like I could actually square up with a full grown adult gorilla.

I've been doing karate for over 6 years and juggling around with boxing training for the last 7 years, not to mention my fair share of working out for about 4 years. I’m 5'11" and weigh around 185 lbs.

My speed is unmatched, and I have lightning-like reflexes. I'd only have to wait for the beast to come right at me, and then dodge him properly and let my fists hammer his head to a pulp, leaving the gorilla dazed and injured.

I would definitely have to keep my hands up. I must allow the gorilla to exhaust itself, and once it does the gorilla is finished. Sure, there will still be some morons and losers who will say that it's impossible.
But let me tell you, as long as your will is strong, nothing can stand a chance against you. Of course, you won’t stand a chance without my level of talent.

Any man who has been properly taught the basics of fighting can win over any animal. Going bare hands may not necessarily be that much tougher but requires development of a certain set of skills.

Harambe is an easy win today
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Maybe if you learned judo and used the gorillas strength against them
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You think that's impressive?

I feel like I could actually square up with a full grown adult grizzly bear.

I've been doing judo for over 6 years and juggling around with wrestling training for the last 7 years, not to mention my fair share of working out for about 4 years. I’m 5'12" and weigh around 195 lbs.

My speed is unmatched, and I have lightning-like reflexes. I'd only have to wait for the beast to come right at me, and then dodge him properly and let my fists hammer his head to a pulp, leaving the grizzly dazed and injured.

I would definitely have to keep my hands up. I must allow the grizzly to exhaust itself, and once it does the grizzly is finished. Sure, there will still be some morons and losers who will say that it's impossible.
But let me tell you, as long as your will is strong, nothing can stand a chance against you. Of course, you won’t stand a chance without my level of talent.

Any man who has been properly taught the basics of fighting can win over any animal. Going bare hands may not necessarily be that much tougher but requires development of a certain set of skills.
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And I believe I could score booty calls with porn stars if I met them face to face. Doesn't make it true.
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Straight up, you get pieced up by that gorilla.
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Crazyman93 posted...

And I believe I could score booty calls with porn stars if I met them face to face. Doesn't make it true.

You probably could, they are whores.
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Please stop it with the Reddit spacing. You're not even indenting your posts into paragraphs. You're pressing ENTER way too soon! You don't need to press enter after every 1-2 sentences. Your whole post could have been 1 paragraph and