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nayr626 05/26/17 8:27:57 PM #1:	I wanted to find a joke book called "Who would Jesus do?" As a laugh..., but apparently that doesn't exist <_<. Are there any good books on sex and sexuality according to the Bible? Afaik he's a virgin and so is his fiancé.. --- http://i.imgur.com/FlUFXoG.png - by Eulu PSN:nayr909 <cite>nayr626 posted [p:879877148] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>I wanted to find a joke book called "Who would Jesus do?" As a laugh..., but apparently that doesn't exist <_<. Are there any good books on sex and sexuality according to the Bible? Afaik he's a virgin and so is his fiancé..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 05/26/17 8:29:11 PM #2:	big black dildo do it --- http://i.imgur.com/ks5GR7C.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vG1Yhak.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:879877204] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>big black dildo do it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 05/26/17 8:30:04 PM #3:	A book that shows how his life is now over and he will be a slave once he gets married and says "I do", tell him that his freedom is going to be a distant memory. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:879877254] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>A book that shows how his life is now over and he will be a slave once he gets married and says "I do", tell him that his freedom is going to be a distant memory.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 05/26/17 8:30:20 PM #4:	Satanism-themed waifu pillow --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:879877264] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>Satanism-themed waifu pillow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nayr626 05/26/17 8:30:45 PM #5:	the_cajun88 posted... big black dildo do it Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that. --- http://i.imgur.com/FlUFXoG.png - by Eulu PSN:nayr909 <cite>nayr626 posted [p:879877283] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote>big black dildo do it</quote> Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nayr626 05/26/17 8:32:50 PM #6:	Offworlder1 posted... A book that shows how his life is now over and he will be a slave once he gets married and says "I do", tell him that his freedom is going to be a distant memory. Do they have that in picture book form :o? --- http://i.imgur.com/FlUFXoG.png - by Eulu PSN:nayr909 <cite>nayr626 posted [p:879877384] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote><cite>Offworlder1 posted...</cite> <quote>A book that shows how his life is now over and he will be a slave once he gets married and says "I do", tell him that his freedom is going to be a distant memory.</quote> Do they have that in picture book form :o?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dr_marble 05/26/17 8:33:04 PM #7:	nayr626 posted... the_cajun88 posted... big black dildo do it Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that. Big Satanic dildo? --- "Something, something, Danger Zone!" <cite>dr_marble posted [p:879877400] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote><cite>nayr626 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote>big black dildo do it</quote> Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that.</quote> Big Satanic dildo?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 05/26/17 8:33:43 PM #8:	nayr626 posted... the_cajun88 posted... big black dildo do it Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that. he doesn't sound like a fun person don't buy him shit --- http://i.imgur.com/ks5GR7C.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vG1Yhak.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:879877428] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote><cite>nayr626 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote>big black dildo do it</quote> Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that.</quote> he doesn't sound like a fun person don't buy him shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 05/26/17 8:34:03 PM #9:	Make a poster of this, except put checkmark boxes in each window so he can check them off as he reaches each stage. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:879877452] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote> Make a poster of this, except put checkmark boxes in each window so he can check them off as he reaches each stage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 05/26/17 8:34:10 PM #10:	nayr626 posted... the_cajun88 posted... big black dildo do it Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that. Put a white collar on it. --- "If the heroes run and hide, who'll stay and fight?" ~Saitama <cite>DK9292 posted [p:879877463] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote><cite>nayr626 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote>big black dildo do it</quote> Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that.</quote> Put a white collar on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 05/26/17 8:45:10 PM #11:	SpiralDrift posted... Make a poster of this, except put checkmark boxes in each window so he can check them off as he reaches each stage. If the guy is religious this might cause him to go on suicide watch, too much too fast, he probably can't handle this much truth. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:879878029] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote> Make a poster of this, except put checkmark boxes in each window so he can check them off as he reaches each stage.</quote> If the guy is religious this might cause him to go on suicide watch, too much too fast, he probably can't handle this much truth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nayr626 05/26/17 8:45:45 PM #12:	The Cajun In that sense yeah, but he's a good guy and he's been my friend for years. I don't mind chill parties where not too much drugs or alocohol being dranken tbh. Gets a little old when you're at a party and everyone is stoned or shitfaced. dr_marble posted... nayr626 posted... the_cajun88 posted... big black dildo do it Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that. Big Satanic dildo? Lol. I could imagine it all big and red. DK9292 posted... nayr626 posted... the_cajun88 posted... big black dildo do it Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that. Put a white collar on it. Ha ha. --- http://i.imgur.com/FlUFXoG.png - by Eulu PSN:nayr909 <cite>nayr626 posted [p:879878051] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>The Cajun In that sense yeah, but he's a good guy and he's been my friend for years. I don't mind chill parties where not too much drugs or alocohol being dranken tbh. Gets a little old when you're at a party and everyone is stoned or shitfaced. <cite>dr_marble posted...</cite> <quote><cite>nayr626 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote>big black dildo do it</quote> Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that.</quote> Big Satanic dildo?</quote> Lol. I could imagine it all big and red. <cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>nayr626 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote>big black dildo do it</quote> Would that be for him or his wife <_<? Also he's a youth pastor..so I don't think he'd appreciate that.</quote> Put a white collar on it.</quote> Ha ha.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sinroth 05/26/17 8:46:58 PM #13:	A book of Philip Larkin poetry, but highlight "This be the Verse" --- I live in a big house and it's handy to have a pair of running shoes so that it doesn't take me forever to get from one area of the house to another. <cite>Sinroth posted [p:879878119] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>A book of Philip Larkin poetry, but highlight "This be the Verse"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 05/26/17 8:47:01 PM #14:	A book with possible baby names on it. --- Super Smash Bros. for Wii U mains: http://i.imgur.com/vLFcGb2.png Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:879878122] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>A book with possible baby names on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nayr626 05/26/17 8:47:24 PM #15:	Hmm maybe I can find him a busty anime figure at the local comic book shop <_<. --- http://i.imgur.com/FlUFXoG.png - by Eulu PSN:nayr909 <cite>nayr626 posted [p:879878136] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>Hmm maybe I can find him a busty anime figure at the local comic book shop <_<.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBiggerWiggle 05/26/17 8:48:23 PM #16:	SpiralDrift posted... Make a poster of this, except put checkmark boxes in each window so he can check them off as he reaches each stage. There's an updated version of this poster. --- I have trouble concentrating because I have 80HD. <cite>TheBiggerWiggle posted [p:879878189] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote> Make a poster of this, except put checkmark boxes in each window so he can check them off as he reaches each stage.</quote> There's an updated version of this poster.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nayr626 05/27/17 12:48:59 PM #17:	They had a huge fight yesterday..but the wedding is still on as far as I know. I'm worried. I'll talk to him later in person, but he's the type of person who underestimates when he's hurt someone emotionally . He's a little naive when it comes to trust issues and expects to be forgiven instantly when he does something wrong. That's just not how these things work.. He thinks by the grace of God everything will work out in the end. I hope the wedding isn't a scenario where the bride runs out.. --- http://i.imgur.com/FlUFXoG.png - by Eulu PSN:nayr909 <cite>nayr626 posted [p:879909619] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>They had a huge fight yesterday..but the wedding is still on as far as I know. I'm worried. I'll talk to him later in person, but he's the type of person who underestimates when he's hurt someone emotionally . He's a little naive when it comes to trust issues and expects to be forgiven instantly when he does something wrong. That's just not how these things work.. He thinks by the grace of God everything will work out in the end. I hope the wedding isn't a scenario where the bride runs out..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog 05/27/17 12:58:54 PM #18:	A beautiful leather binder pre-loaded with divorce papers. --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 <cite>Hambo the Hog posted [p:879910040] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>A beautiful leather binder pre-loaded with divorce papers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 05/27/17 1:01:49 PM #19:	A "ring for sex" bell --- http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1060-homework-helpers - come drop by! Schnittkraftmeister <cite>teepan95 posted [p:879910184] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>A "ring for sex" bell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 05/27/17 1:13:25 PM #20:	If they're both virgins, see if you can find some kind of silly "how to" guide for sex. :3 --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:879910712] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>If they're both virgins, see if you can find some kind of silly "how to" guide for sex. :3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 05/27/17 10:37:48 PM #21:	nayr626 posted... They had a huge fight yesterday..but the wedding is still on as far as I know. I'm worried. I'll talk to him later in person, but he's the type of person who underestimates when he's hurt someone emotionally . He's a little naive when it comes to trust issues and expects to be forgiven instantly when he does something wrong. That's just not how these things work.. He thinks by the grace of God everything will work out in the end. I hope the wedding isn't a scenario where the bride runs out.. I'm sure this marriage is not going to last based on this, I'd wager $100 right here right now they will be getting a divorce somewhere down the line if they manage to get married. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:879937220] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote><cite>nayr626 posted...</cite> <quote>They had a huge fight yesterday..but the wedding is still on as far as I know. I'm worried. I'll talk to him later in person, but he's the type of person who underestimates when he's hurt someone emotionally . He's a little naive when it comes to trust issues and expects to be forgiven instantly when he does something wrong. That's just not how these things work.. He thinks by the grace of God everything will work out in the end. I hope the wedding isn't a scenario where the bride runs out..</quote> I'm sure this marriage is not going to last based on this, I'd wager $100 right here right now they will be getting a divorce somewhere down the line if they manage to get married.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Shurima 05/28/17 1:40:53 PM #22:	SpiralDrift posted... Satanism-themed waifu pillow --- I am Microwaved_Eggs "CE has also complained before" - Terra-enforcer <cite>Soviet_Shurima posted [p:879963915] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote>Satanism-themed waifu pillow</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamTheWizard 05/28/17 1:42:44 PM #23:	A car key --- shoots bandit in the head Bandit:"huh, must have been my imagination" <cite>SamTheWizard posted [p:879964004] in What's a g... [t:75390435]...</cite> <quote>A car key</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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